Magigi wrote:...kwa hii katiba mpya "hakuna kuninii halafu unaacha mtu ovyo ovyo, yaani high and wet". Sikumbuki ni article gani lakini iko. Lazima kila mtu amalizie mwingine vizuri na muweke sahihi...usije ukajipata taabani bure!
vinii wrote:am told ukinini....and then you blackout before she kuja's you can be sued for some unspecified offence - it draws from the bill of rights...am not sure about the clause...
Kwani you guys didn't read the katiba carefully? It says that ukinini alafu uninii kabla hajaninii or you blackout immediately after you are guilty of causing emotional distress, breach of contract and a new serious felony called KMKB [Kusababisha Mtu Kuoga Bure].
First time offenders will be forced to watch Mexican soaps with the wifey/girlfriend, attend birthday parties, housing warming, get togethers etc. for all her extend family and friends, drop and pick her up from her chamas and do the dishes for six months.
Repeat offenders will be driven to Kamiti maximum prison every Saturday for three months to get a first hand experience... No more details here. Wazua might banish me!
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