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DAMAGING RUMOUR
Kaigangio
#1 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:08:00 AM
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Posts: 2,768
Hi all,

It is interesting to know how a rumour circulates while its origin is completely different and how it can easily damage a good friendship or relationship.

A good example right here at SK is mlefu telling guka that he shall eat at Trattoria Cafe and this message is supposed to reach leona for a rendezvous....

guka to hi-lo: 'mlefu shall eat at trattoria cafe'
hi-lo to ric dees: 'mlefu shall eat at rattoria cafe'
ric dees to eli: 'mlefu shall eat at rat or a cafe'
eli to shak: 'mlefu shall eat at rat or a coffin'
shak to the real shaft: 'mlefu shall eat a rat or a coffin'
the real shaft to impunity: 'mlefu shall eat a rat on a coffin'
impunity to kingfisher: 'mlefu shall eat a rat in a coffin'
kingfisher to mac reggae: 'mlefu shell eat a rat in a coffin'
mac reggae to sukuma: 'mlefu shell eat a rat in a cough'
sukuma to simonkabz: 'mlefu shell eat at last in a cough'
simon kabz to mukiha: 'mlefu,sheri eat at last in a cough'
mukiha to magigi: 'mlefu and sheri eat at last in a cough'
magigi to wendz: 'mlefu and sheri eat at last in a car'
wendz to wakandi: 'mlefu and sheri sit at last in a car'
wakandi to sasha: 'mlefu and sheri seen at last in a car'
sasha to leona: 'mlefu and sheri seen at Sri Lanka'
leona to mlefu (when mlefu calls leona): kubafu bure!!!!Lo!!!

So who is to hang here????

NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Achiever
#2 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:24:00 AM
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Joined: 5/12/2009
Posts: 152
kagizzard

u must be as idle as i am

kuja hapa tamasha.....we sukuma the day

will buy 1 richoti......as we await kesho's mburi


don't worry....be happy
segemia
#3 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:27:00 AM
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@ kaiganjo

i had never thought of it that way. enyewe ni kweli kabisa. that is the problem of passing a message through so many people.

Ati mlefu shall eat a rat in a coffin...hahahahahaha hehehehehehehehahahahah


There are two types of people in the world...those who run the risks and those who always have the rope round their necks...
segemia
#4 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:29:00 AM
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@ kaiganjo

i had never thought of it that way. enyewe ni kweli kabisa. that is the problem of passing a message through so many people.

Ati mlefu shall eat a rat in a coffin...hahahahahaha hehehehehehehehahahahah


There are two types of people in the world...those who run the risks and those who always have the rope round their necks...
The Real Shaft
#5 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:34:00 AM
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Joined: 11/19/2008
Posts: 839
how about.....

real shaft has a date to hutch with sukuma......???

what will sukuma be eventually told by.....

Wendz...???

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Kaigangio
#6 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:42:00 AM
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Posts: 2,768
@ achiever

i hope that message shall not be passed on to many people to reach me....it might be different...anyhow tamasha lazima...little drink today so that i can have enough time to sharpen my teeth for tommorow's mbuzi...deal me in!!!!


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Impunity
#7 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 10:47:00 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
@kaigas...It must be a very rainy friday for you.Get something better to challenge your mind.

Which is more dirty,the pig or Kenyan mp?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.

Kaigangio
#8 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 11:27:00 AM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
@ shaft,

if the rumour goes a full cycle,wendz might end up telling sukuma that the real shaft crashed in dodoma...

@ impunity,

this is a true life scenario...start a rumour in kawangware and by the time it reaches githurai,you will not believe your ears on what you might hear...


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
The Real Shaft
#9 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 11:31:00 AM
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Posts: 839
haha....

try playing it out....

but thought it might read...

Wendz to sukuma..

TRS has caught a kingfisher.......

I'm the real Massey F.....shut your mouth
I'm the real Massey Fergu...... Shut your mouth....
Kaigangio
#10 Posted : Friday, May 22, 2009 11:38:00 AM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
....then it must have done only three stages involving 6 people....a possiblity..


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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