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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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 "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Impunity wrote: "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Men nowadays are cowards If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote: "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Men nowadays are cowards An ogre once met a lady and wanted to swallow her alive......but the lady had one condition. Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Njung'e wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote: "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Men nowadays are cowards An ogre once met a lady and wanted to swallow her alive......but the lady had one condition.  Si guka unastori.Why do you need to keep a whole pig while what you need is a sausage? Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Wamunyota wrote:Njung'e wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote: "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Men nowadays are cowards An ogre once met a lady and wanted to swallow her alive......but the lady had one condition. Si guka unastori.Why do you need to keep a whole pig while what you need is a sausage? Just want to pass a lesson to that young man  Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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Njung'e wrote:Wamunyota wrote:Njung'e wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote: "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Men nowadays are cowards An ogre once met a lady and wanted to swallow her alive......but the lady had one condition. Si guka unastori.Why do you need to keep a whole pig while what you need is a sausage? Just want to pass a lesson to that young man Its been a while since I heard stories of kirimu kia nyakondo Hutia Mundu!!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Njung'e wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote: "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Men nowadays are cowards An ogre once met a lady and wanted to swallow her alive......but the lady had one condition. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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So when will "Jehovah" be buried? Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/17/2009 Posts: 3,583 Location: Kenya
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Swenani wrote:Njung'e wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote: "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Men nowadays are cowards An ogre once met a lady and wanted to swallow her alive......but the lady had one condition. sijaelewa lakini naona ka haujaambiwa poa - ati wewe ni zimwi
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Impunity wrote:So when will "Jehovah" be buried? Wanyonyi will not be buried,he will fly to heaven after 10 days If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/28/2015 Posts: 9,562 Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
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nakujua wrote:Swenani wrote:Njung'e wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote: "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Men nowadays are cowards An ogre once met a lady and wanted to swallow her alive......but the lady had one condition. sijaelewa lakini naona ka haujaambiwa poa - ati wewe ni zimwi So how was he servicing the 80 wives? Eating one each day would mean you take 2 and 1/2 months to go through the harlem. Lucky bastard! I should also become a self styled 'jehova'.
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/25/2008 Posts: 510
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The true Jehova God gave him 98 years in a country of life expectancy of under 50? Amazing grace of God. God's reasoning defies all human understanding. That is why I beleive there is no known intelligence on this part of the milky way astronomically speaking I AM trust in GOD, I AM belief in THYSELF
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2008 Posts: 2,716
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The more I read some of these stories the more convinced I get convinced that the only thing that women want is confidence wachana na hii mambo ya lovi dovvy. It does not matter what you tell them, you just need to be confident and they will believe you and follow you. Look at this man, akina Akuku Danger, akina Kanyari etc
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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RIP "Jehova", we loved you but you loved yourself more! Tunakuomba, Ujiweke mahali pema peponi. All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 12/27/2010 Posts: 19 Location: nairobi
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hardwood wrote:nakujua wrote:Swenani wrote:Njung'e wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote: "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Men nowadays are cowards An ogre once met a lady and wanted to swallow her alive......but the lady had one condition. sijaelewa lakini naona ka haujaambiwa poa - ati wewe ni zimwi So how was he servicing the 80 wives? Eating one each day would mean you take 2 and 1/2 months to go through the harlem. Lucky bastard! I should also become a self styled 'jehova'. He is "Jehova" he could service two at one go. he is also the "almighty" he could service all of them in one day.
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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juan wrote:hardwood wrote:nakujua wrote:Swenani wrote:Njung'e wrote:Swenani wrote:Impunity wrote: "Mwenye enzi",98 years old plus 80 wives to boot... Men nowadays are cowards An ogre once met a lady and wanted to swallow her alive......but the lady had one condition. sijaelewa lakini naona ka haujaambiwa poa - ati wewe ni zimwi So how was he servicing the 80 wives? Eating one each day would mean you take 2 and 1/2 months to go through the harlem. Lucky bastard! I should also become a self styled 'jehova'. He is "Jehova" he could service two at one go. he is also the "almighty" he could service all of them in one day. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 5/5/2011 Posts: 1,059
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Did he ascend in body like Elijah or he will be buried like a mortal To Each His Own
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/10/2010 Posts: 2,264
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H to the izz-O V to the i zz-A After him there shall be no more Politics is just things to keep the people divided and foolish and put your trust in men and none of them can do nothing for you...
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