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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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The past 2 months I've not been in Kenya. She had the phone. She decided which ones to pick or not Alafu leo After 2 months of full access, my phone is in tatters. Ati ameivunja. Then she's holding a knife and telling me anarudi nyumbani. The question in this thread is this why not get a gashunwa?  Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/17/2014 Posts: 231
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Umepatikana! Soma hii: How to Cheat Effectively "Occasionally I drop a tea cup to shatter on the floor. On purpose. I am not satisfied when it does not gather itself up again. Someday perhaps that cup will come together."
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2008 Posts: 2,716
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alma wrote:The past 2 months I've not been in Kenya. She had the phone. She decided which ones to pick or not Alafu leo After 2 months of full access, my phone is in tatters. Ati ameivunja. Then she's holding a knife and telling me anarudi nyumbani. The question in this thread is this why not get a gashunwa? Just hang in there, it is not just the ones you married. Women are like that, you have to learn the art of listening very keenly with one ear and letting everything flow out the other ear without saying a word until the storm passes..... and it always passes until the next one. Don't be anxious about avoiding or managing a storm you can't do that or you might stress yourself to death trying just work on learning how to ride them until they pass... they always pass.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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Kusadikika wrote:alma wrote:The past 2 months I've not been in Kenya. She had the phone. She decided which ones to pick or not Alafu leo After 2 months of full access, my phone is in tatters. Ati ameivunja. Then she's holding a knife and telling me anarudi nyumbani. The question in this thread is this why not get a gashunwa? Just hang in there, it is not just the ones you married. Women are like that, you have to learn the art of listening very keenly with one ear and letting everything flow out the other ear without saying a word until the storm passes..... and it always passes until the next one. Don't be anxious about avoiding or managing a storm you can't do that or you might stress yourself to death trying just work on learning how to ride them until they pass... they always pass. These people are not human Yaani 2 months out Alafu when I land, shida...shida tu... Alafu the phone is banged on the wall. So I asked. Kubaf, you know that phone pays for your bills. I was told, sijali. kubafu...Sijali Yanni, all I got was sijali.... Sorry but women are not sharp... anyway as we speak. If you want to marry alma...Niko tu. Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/17/2009 Posts: 3,583 Location: Kenya
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Eti not human? repent.
Wewe, she's the mother of your twins.You are not going anywhere.
Besides tucungwas are like loans. Attractive,handy,conditional,interest,high maintenance.By the time you are done with the first,you are still broke,in need of more. And you become a slave.
I hope you brought her a gift from your visit cz wewe unakaa kuletea mtu newspaper.
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/17/2014 Posts: 231
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I tell you! Women can turn your life upside down. Have a separate sim card for those funny funny deals. Take this chance and buy a Kaduda at 999. "Occasionally I drop a tea cup to shatter on the floor. On purpose. I am not satisfied when it does not gather itself up again. Someday perhaps that cup will come together."
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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Bykhovets wrote:I tell you! Women can turn your life upside down. Have a separate sim card for those funny funny deals. Take this chance and buy a Kaduda at 999. I wish I had bought kaduda hapa kysee is trying to make me "human" haki do you know that she never took some calls. So now I have do PR arafu coz a gal i loved many years ago amepiga Women are not human Simu imevunjwa...... So now i have to fix it with the money whe wanted for breakfast. Arafu? Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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Alma alma....how do you do that....Thou shall never leave your phone behind...EVER. Kama unataka muheshimiane...weka hio kidude kwa mfuko all the time... "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Please allow me to laugh even though it sounds more of a "Roughing" matter. But cool down. Don't even try the chungwas, there is no guarantee that they will be different. Arafu, for as long as she is still fighting, it means she stills wants in...that "am going" is a threat to test whether "you care enough". She is looking for an assurance... But some may seek that assurance in a weird way, but what to do now? She broke a phone? My cousin found his car's windscreen in pieces one morning...He had given his former girl a lift. What am saying is that it could have been worse. Hold on to it, if you value it. Oooh, and one more. I don't blame her. I squarely blame you. CHOICES HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!! The day you chose to leave the phone, you chose to leave by the consequences. Pole bro, welcome back to Kenya, Hakuna matata.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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Asanteni sana But "these people" are not human by the way I'm not kidding I come back then I'm trying to reply on the phone. Then all of a sudden I'm calling my gashungwa Simu in tatters. There goes my contacts Arafu Toka kwa nyumba yangu, yet I'm paying rent. Where's Kardashian? Choices have consequences, now I wish I was gay. Sasa nimerudishwa kwa bedroom. Lakini the phone is shattered So next question, where can I get an LG phone fixed? Ati Gashungwas are worse I remember the days I used to take a shower with soap. Life was so simple Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 4/8/2015 Posts: 42
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alma wrote:Asanteni sana
But
"these people" are not human
by the way I'm not kidding
I come back then I'm trying to reply on the phone.
Then all of a sudden I'm calling my gashungwa
Simu in tatters. There goes my contacts
Arafu
Toka kwa nyumba yangu, yet I'm paying rent.
Where's Kardashian?
Choices have consequences, now I wish I was gay.
Sasa nimerudishwa kwa bedroom.
Lakini the phone is shattered
So next question, where can I get an LG phone fixed?
Ati Gashungwas are worse
I remember the days I used to take a shower with soap. Life was so simple
Ati you remember what??!! Wapi Mugabe?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/26/2012 Posts: 15,980
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alma wrote:Asanteni sana
But
"these people" are not human
by the way I'm not kidding
I come back then I'm trying to reply on the phone.
Then all of a sudden I'm calling my gashungwa
Simu in tatters. There goes my contacts
Arafu
Toka kwa nyumba yangu, yet I'm paying rent.
Where's Kardashian?
Choices have consequences, now I wish I was gay.
Sasa nimerudishwa kwa bedroom.
Lakini the phone is shattered
So next question, where can I get an LG phone fixed?
Ati Gashungwas are worse
I remember the days I used to take a shower with soap. Life was so simple
Yaani ata haujalala, kweli its a war. Nunua simu ingine tu, and backup your contacts...haha...sasa hio sabuni ilikuwa Geisha aka lasts longer and longer ama ilikuwa Imperial Leather --a little luxury every day--? "There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/10/2008 Posts: 9,131 Location: Kanjo
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murchr wrote:Alma alma....how do you do that....Thou shall never leave your phone behind...EVER. Kama unataka muheshimiane...weka hio kidude kwa mfuko all the time... . he he he otherwise, get some 3rd party assistance i.am.back!!!!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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If she packs,you pack too. Ama wewe hauna kwenu? Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/20/2007 Posts: 4,432
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Haya nimeamka Lakini the phone is still shattered. I have decided I'll send her and her children back to their parents. But there's a problem. She pays half the rent. And I'm afraid that my boys will end up drinking muratina in nyeri. Yaani these people They can get away with anything. Kysee why buy a gift. I thought about buying her a chef knife but I know it would have been used on me. Masahibu ya mabwana. Jose: If I make it through this thug life, I'll see you one day. The Lord is the only way to stop the hurt.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/9/2008 Posts: 5,389
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alma wrote:Haya nimeamka
Lakini the phone is still shattered.
I have decided I'll send her and her children back to their parents.
But there's a problem. She pays half the rent. And I'm afraid that my boys will end up drinking muratina in nyeri.
Yaani these people
They can get away with anything.
Kysee why buy a gift. I thought about buying her a chef knife but I know it would have been used on me.
Masahibu ya mabwana. You are lucky that your transformer is still intact....
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 6/23/2014 Posts: 1,652
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alma wrote:Haya nimeamka
Lakini the phone is still shattered.
I have decided I'll send her and her children back to their parents.
But there's a problem. She pays half the rent. And I'm afraid that my boys will end up drinking muratina in nyeri.
Yaani these people
They can get away with anything.
Kysee why buy a gift. I thought about buying her a chef knife but I know it would have been used on me.
Masahibu ya mabwana. You deserve to be thrown out of that house.Mwiba wakujichoma mtu haabiwi pole. You broke some cardinal rules in marriage. What were you thinking to leave your phone with your wife?Kama hana simu nunulie yeye kabambe. Hii 50-50 of sharing responsibilities is nonsense.Ati unashare rent 50-50 na bibi,stima 50-50,mtu wa takataka 50-50,school fees 50-50 hapa ndio madharau inaanza.You are lucky bado iko na transformer. Kama anatisha kwenda nyumbani help her pack and go.Ngoma iturikaga ni guthinjiruo. Hutia Mundu!!
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