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You are not stupid enough for this job!! Only in Kenya!
MaichBlack
#1 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2015 1:12:33 AM
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What the hell is happening to my country???
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murchr
#2 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2015 6:59:14 AM
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Welcome to Kenya, dint you hear of the OCPD who was is a form 2 dropout? Even that D was not required

"There are only two emotions in the market, hope & fear. The problem is you hope when you should fear & fear when you should hope: - Jesse Livermore
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Muriel
#3 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2015 7:58:14 AM
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I was told its ok, in so many words. Here in Wazua!

Swenani
#4 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2015 8:25:24 AM
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The comment section always very entertaining

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ThickHead • a day ago
Do you expect a recruiting officer Njoroge to recruit above C+ and be outshined?

It is like expecting Uhuru not to appoint Kalembe.
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Mugithii ThickHead • 19 hours ago
Imagine RAO is surrounded by Drs and Professors who cant think unless he thinks for them..always tail between their legs waiting on baba the welding engineer...
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warrior55 ThickHead • 21 hours ago
you're right in fact Uhuru has Kutuny as his advisor so why should Njoroge hire somebody smarter?
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DNA 2 ThickHead • a day ago
mmmm eeeeeish
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
MaichBlack
#5 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2015 8:31:28 AM
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This country is becoming a very dangerous place for hardworking intelligent/smart individuals.

New rules: No tuition, Don't get to school before 7:30 am, No learning after 3:30 pm.

Don't school too fast or too young. No KCPE registration if you are below 14 years old. "We" are more interested in your age than intellect!!

No repeating! Even if you get straight E's, it's all good.

No ranking of school. "We" hate competition. Hopefully later you will find yourself in a world with no competition (business, life etc.). Good luck.

Oh, you got 420 marks in KCPE. Oops!!! You were in a private school! Marsabit Day Secondary School for you pap! As you know, instead of improving standards in public schools, "we" will just admit the public school students with 250 marks! Less stress for "us".

Oh, Ati you got a C+? Even after we sent you to Marsabit Day??? Tough luck! That grade is too high for this job! Ati police? There was no position for your tribe here? Ati you go to your ancestral home for recruitment? Not allowed. Your ID says place of birth is here!

Ati now you want a county job? Fill in this form. Make sure you fill in the tribe and clan you belong to. You can leave out the rest. We never read it anyway.

Oh, and we forgot to tell you your C+ will not get you admitted to University as a government sponsored student. And you cannot show up there to do a diploma either because we banned that sh!t from University!!!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
MaichBlack
#6 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2015 8:37:38 AM
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Meanwhile Al Shabaab, Mungiki, Chinkoronkoro, Mombasa whatever the hell, neighbourhood gangs etc. are recruiting University graduates!!! Good luck to the D and E material guarding them if they are ever arrested.

We expect D materials (with perfect teeth) to outsmart well trained, motivated, organised and better equipped graduate thugs and terrorists??? Never ever!
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
Muriel
#7 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2015 8:38:41 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
This country is becoming a very dangerous place for hardworking intelligent/smart individuals.

New rules: No tuition, Don't get to school before 7:30 am, No learning after 3:30 pm.

Don't school too fast or too young. No KCPE registration if you are below 14 years old. "We" are more interested in your age than intellect!!

No repeating! Even if you get straight E's, it's all good.

No ranking of school. "We" hate competition. Hopefully later you will find yourself in a world with no competition (business, life etc.). Good luck.

Oh, you got 420 marks in KCPE. Oops!!! You were in a private school! Marsabit Day Secondary School. As you know, instead of improving standards in public schools, "we" will just admit the public school students with 250 marks! Less stress for "us".

Oh, Ati you got a C+? Even after we sent you to Marsabit Day??? Tough luck! That grade is too high for this job! Ati police? There was no position for your tribe here? Ati you go to your ancestral home for recruitment? Not allowed. Your ID says place of birth is here!

Ati now you want a county job? Fill in this form. Make sure you fill in the tribe and clan you belong to. You can leave out the rest. We never read it anyway.

Oh, and we forgot to tell you your C+ will not get you admitted to University as a government sponsored student. And you cannot show up there to do a diploma either because we banned that sh!t from University!!!



We insist public appointments be done on merit but on this one merit be gone!
Swenani
#8 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2015 8:45:12 AM
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MaichBlack wrote:
This country is becoming a very dangerous place for hardworking intelligent/smart individuals.

New rules: No tuition, Don't get to school before 7:30 am, No learning after 3:30 pm.

Don't school too fast or too young. No KCPE registration if you are below 14 years old. "We" are more interested in your age than intellect!!

No repeating! Even if you get straight E's, it's all good.

No ranking of school. "We" hate competition. Hopefully later you will find yourself in a world with no competition (business, life etc.). Good luck.

Oh, you got 420 marks in KCPE. Oops!!! You were in a private school! Marsabit Day Secondary School. As you know, instead of improving standards in public schools, "we" will just admit the public school students with 250 marks! Less stress for "us".

Oh, Ati you got a C+? Even after we sent you to Marsabit Day??? Tough luck! That grade is too high for this job! Ati police? There was no position for your tribe here? Ati you go to your ancestral home for recruitment? Not allowed. Your ID says place of birth is here!

Ati now you want a county job? Fill in this form. Make sure you fill in the tribe and clan you belong to. You can leave out the rest. We never read it anyway.

Oh, and we forgot to tell you your C+ will not get you admitted to University as a government sponsored student. And you cannot show up there to do a diploma either because we banned that sh!t from University!!!


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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
muganda
#9 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2015 10:00:25 AM
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Muriel
#10 Posted : Friday, May 08, 2015 10:50:07 AM
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muganda wrote:


It might be a mere play of words but funny how where 'intelligence' should be a prerequisite Kenyans of D grade are given preference.


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