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President Zuma signed a bill that seem to be the greatest step in history of trying to combat HIV. From now on every person who gets tested and found to be HIV positive would not just get counselling and medication. They would also get a mark in a form of a tattoo near their genital according to the bill singed by the president. “The mark is to protect those who can’t say no to sex. I mean if you can’t read between the lines you should read between the legs because that’s where the status would be tatted." Tatoo PAPConsistency is better than intensity
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PeterReborn wrote:President Zuma signed a bill that seem to be the greatest step in history of trying to combat HIV. From now on every person who gets tested and found to be HIV positive would not just get counselling and medication. They would also get a mark in a form of a tattoo near their genital according to the bill singed by the president. “The mark is to protect those who can’t say no to sex. I mean if you can’t read between the lines you should read between the legs because that’s where the status would be tatted." Tatoo PAP How about those guys who usually have romps in the car park at night outside the bar, gate , church etc? Do they even have time to look where the airport is? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Swenani wrote:PeterReborn wrote:President Zuma signed a bill that seem to be the greatest step in history of trying to combat HIV. From now on every person who gets tested and found to be HIV positive would not just get counselling and medication. They would also get a mark in a form of a tattoo near their genital according to the bill singed by the president. “The mark is to protect those who can’t say no to sex. I mean if you can’t read between the lines you should read between the legs because that’s where the status would be tatted." Tatoo PAP How about those guys who usually have romps in the car park at night outside the bar, gate , church etc? Do they even have time to look where the airport is? One will need to carry a small torch to mulika and survey the airport (and confirm there's no tattoo) before landing.
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jaggernaut wrote:Swenani wrote:PeterReborn wrote:President Zuma signed a bill that seem to be the greatest step in history of trying to combat HIV. From now on every person who gets tested and found to be HIV positive would not just get counselling and medication. They would also get a mark in a form of a tattoo near their genital according to the bill singed by the president. “The mark is to protect those who can’t say no to sex. I mean if you can’t read between the lines you should read between the legs because that’s where the status would be tatted." Tatoo PAP How about those guys who usually have romps in the car park at night outside the bar, gate , church etc? Do they even have time to look where the airport is? One will need to carry a small torch to mulika and survey the airport (and confirm there's no tattoo) before landing.  Or maybe the tattoo should have a reflector. Consistency is better than intensity
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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PeterReborn wrote:jaggernaut wrote:Swenani wrote:PeterReborn wrote:President Zuma signed a bill that seem to be the greatest step in history of trying to combat HIV. From now on every person who gets tested and found to be HIV positive would not just get counselling and medication. They would also get a mark in a form of a tattoo near their genital according to the bill singed by the president. “The mark is to protect those who can’t say no to sex. I mean if you can’t read between the lines you should read between the legs because that’s where the status would be tatted." Tatoo PAP How about those guys who usually have romps in the car park at night outside the bar, gate , church etc? Do they even have time to look where the airport is? One will need to carry a small torch to mulika and survey the airport (and confirm there's no tattoo) before landing. Or maybe the tattoo should have a reflector. One needs to just have a big stamp on their forehead(both heads) If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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This gives mulika mwizi a whole new meaning! ...We must either find a way or make one...
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi
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what happens where both the airport and plane have the tattoo? Asking for a friend! Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Njung'e wrote:what happens where both the airport and plane have the tattoo? Asking for a friend! Both of you pretend not to have seen the tattoos If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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Njung'e wrote:what happens where both the airport and plane have the tattoo? Asking for a friend! greenlight to engage the landing gear. Is it a permanent tatoo? Knowing how tatooing is done and the pain ukidungwadungwa sindano, can't help but wonder who will want one down there..
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kysse wrote:Njung'e wrote:what happens where both the airport and plane have the tattoo? Asking for a friend! greenlight to engage the landing gear. Is it a permanent tatoo? Knowing how tatooing is done and the pain ukidungwadungwa sindano, can't help but wonder who will want one down there.. It will not be optional... you've to show yours whenever you need to pick medication.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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radio wrote:kysse wrote:Njung'e wrote:what happens where both the airport and plane have the tattoo? Asking for a friend! greenlight to engage the landing gear. Is it a permanent tatoo? Knowing how tatooing is done and the pain ukidungwadungwa sindano, can't help but wonder who will want one down there.. It will not be optional... you've to show yours whenever you need to pick medication. So it's an ID of sorts to qualify for med or is it aimed at reducing the spread? mukifika hapo corner the urge is uncontrollable, a dude would even rape you with his xenophobic tatoo. Sorry in SA dudes get raped. And then what? itakuwa, onyesha tatoo,shika dawa? eish.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Tatooing will be of little impact. Culture and lifestyle is the culprit.  
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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@ alpha just say It,let it out.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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kysse wrote:@ alpha just say It,let it out. @kysse, a picture is worth a thousand words. But I'm sure you've read between the lines.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,589
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PeterReborn wrote:President Zuma signed a bill that seem to be the greatest step in history of trying to combat HIV. From now on every person who gets tested and found to be HIV positive would not just get counselling and medication. They would also get a mark in a form of a tattoo near their genital according to the bill singed by the president. “The mark is to protect those who can’t say no to sex. I mean if you can’t read between the lines you should read between the legs because that’s where the status would be tatted." Tatoo PAP If this is true (that link is very gutter-ish) then it is the most idiotic thing to do. People now have one more reason NOT TO GO for testing!!! And when one meets such people, the absence of the tattoo will create the impression that the person is HIV negative. Total bull crap!!! If they are serious, let them get the self testing HIV kits that were launched in Britain and subsidize the cost so that watu wa bend over (akina jaggernaut) watembeage na kit! A saliva kit would even be better. Ati ni kununulie tot? Tema mate hapa tusisumbuane baadaye! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,589
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kysse wrote:Njung'e wrote:what happens where both the airport and plane have the tattoo? Asking for a friend! greenlight to engage the landing gear. There are various strains of HIV. Ukipata mbili tofauti, wewe kwisha!! The level of the virus in the body also matters. If you get reinfected, the level goes up and you hasten your trip to your maker. Even when both partners are infected (including married couples) inabidi watumie mipira (na si ya EPL)! Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,589
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AlphDoti wrote:Tatooing will be of little impact. Culture and lifestyle is the culprit. Does Obama know Kenya is a "Red State"??? Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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MaichBlack wrote:PeterReborn wrote:President Zuma signed a bill that seem to be the greatest step in history of trying to combat HIV. From now on every person who gets tested and found to be HIV positive would not just get counselling and medication. They would also get a mark in a form of a tattoo near their genital according to the bill singed by the president. “The mark is to protect those who can’t say no to sex. I mean if you can’t read between the lines you should read between the legs because that’s where the status would be tatted." Tatoo PAP If this is true (that link is very gutter-ish) then it is the most idiotic thing to do. People now have one more reason NOT TO GO for testing!!! And when one meets such people, the absence of the tattoo will create the impression that the person is HIV negative. Total bull crap!!! If they are serious, let them get the self testing HIV kits that were launched in Britain and subsidize the cost so that watu wa bend over (akina jaggernaut) watembeage na kit! A saliva kit would even be better. Ati ni kununulie tot? Tema mate hapa tusisumbuane baadaye! Hehehehe noma noma. Its all good.
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