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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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Never Ever Date a Kikuyu Woman!Am not tribal but real, am speaking from whats happening around me. I live in some flats somewhere along Thika Road. The flat next to mine, juzi on Friday, some dude married to Kikuyu woman decided to go drinking and came back at 11 so drunk. Quarelled with wife over petty issues, the guy was slashed with a double edged somali sword across the ear and a big section of the skull. Bled so profusely. To make matters worse, the butchering continued, the Kikuyu bitch decided that his belly resembled a loaf of bread so she decided to slash it. Poor drunk Nigga was slit near kitovu, about 3 liters of white intestines came gushing out, luckily, he didnt die but just passed out. Good neighbors rushed him to Guru Nanak, nobody knows if he will make it or not. Sometime back, August last year, some different Kikuyu woman married to a Luo guy. Used to always fight, but seems after the feuds, they would end up happily coz their loud noises making out would be heard in the plot a few minutes later. She hired some suspected mungiki goons who mercilessly hammered the guy almost crippling him n told him to vacate with the injuries. Am not tribal but this cannot be a coincidence that its only Kikuyu woman planning mystery for their supposed lovers. If you are unmarried, dont try. If you are already married, start counting your days. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/11/2007 Posts: 694
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Am not tribal but real, am speaking from whats happening around me. I live in some flats somewhere along Thika Road. The flat next to mine, juzi on Friday, some dude married to Kikuyu woman decided to go drinking and came back at 11 so drunk. Quarelled with wife over petty issues, the guy was slashed with a double edged somali sword across the ear and a big section of the skull. Bled so profusely. To make matters worse, the butchering continued, the Kikuyu bitch decided that his belly resembled a loaf of bread so she decided to slash it. Poor drunk Nigga was slit near kitovu, about 3 liters of white intestines came gushing out, luckily, he didnt die but just passed out. Good neighbors rushed him to Guru Nanak, nobody knows if he will make it or not.
Sometime back, August last year, some different Kikuyu woman married to a Luo guy. Used to always fight, but seems after the feuds, they would end up happily coz their loud noises making out would be heard in the plot a few minutes later. She hired some suspected mungiki goons who mercilessly hammered the guy almost crippling him n told him to vacate with the injuries.
Am not tribal but this cannot be a coincidence that its only Kikuyu woman planning mystery for their supposed lovers. If you are unmarried, dont try. If you are already married, start counting your days. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa Am laughing out so loudly. Why are you still able to post?. The mama should have finished you off!!!!!!!!!!. Do you judge a whole community coz of just two cases.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2015 Posts: 125
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Am a Kikuyu and I know most Kikuyu women are NUTS. Seriosly. They can do anything. The only way to live with them is be like a Mafia. If they dont fear you they wont respect you. FEAR GOD
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/20/2015 Posts: 489 Location: Nairobi
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KIKItheKING wrote:Am a Kikuyu and I know most Kikuyu women are NUTS. Seriosly. They can do anything. The only way to live with them is be like a Mafia. If they dont fear you they wont respect you. You have spoken like 10 Kikuyu elders under a mugumo tree drinking muratina as they face Mt.Kenya with a few Nchuri Nchekes also approaching. Fear for them is the way to go, true dat Enjoy every moment of your life, you never know when your time will come.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:KIKItheKING wrote:Am a Kikuyu and I know most Kikuyu women are NUTS. Seriosly. They can do anything. The only way to live with them is be like a Mafia. If they dont fear you they wont respect you. You have spoken like 10 Kikuyu elders under a mugumo tree drinking muratina as they face Mt.Kenya with a few Nchuri Nchekes also approaching. Fear for them is the way to go, true dat I agree with @kiki. Better to be feared than respected. NB: I'm not married to one. But with my age, that's the prevailing trend I've observed.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Am not tribal but real, am speaking from whats happening around me. I live in some flats somewhere along Thika Road. The flat next to mine, juzi on Friday, some dude married to Kikuyu woman decided to go drinking and came back at 11 so drunk. Quarelled with wife over petty issues, the guy was slashed with a double edged somali sword across the ear and a big section of the skull. Bled so profusely. To make matters worse, the butchering continued, the Kikuyu bitch decided that his belly resembled a loaf of bread so she decided to slash it. Poor drunk Nigga was slit near kitovu, about 3 liters of white intestines came gushing out, luckily, he didnt die but just passed out. Good neighbors rushed him to Guru Nanak, nobody knows if he will make it or not.
Sometime back, August last year, some different Kikuyu woman married to a Luo guy. Used to always fight, but seems after the feuds, they would end up happily coz their loud noises making out would be heard in the plot a few minutes later. She hired some suspected mungiki goons who mercilessly hammered the guy almost crippling him n told him to vacate with the injuries.
Am not tribal but this cannot be a coincidence that its only Kikuyu woman planning mystery for their supposed lovers. If you are unmarried, dont try. If you are already married, start counting your days. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa Please don't yell when Mzalendo Kibunjia, Hosea Kiplagat, Nkaissery, Lady Admin, Joseph Boinett, Mututho (just in case you are drunk) or their close relatives come for you. Utafungwa mpaka choo. Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/8/2009 Posts: 975 Location: Nairobi
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Nonsense take your crap to kenyanlist and related sites You will know that you have arrived when money and time are not mutually exclusive "events" in you life!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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@Upcomingpaperchaser, I propose you change tact and start chasing a brain instead. You urgently need one before you harm yourself and others.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,822 Location: Nairobi
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so what you guys are saying is that Kyuk women won't put up with crap from men as compared to women from other communities? And so if you want to crap all over your woman/wife stay away from a kyuk woman? All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/27/2014 Posts: 560 Location: Eastlando
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Out of curiosity, why do luo men mostly choose non-luo women when they have the chance to? Second question, why is it that Mt Kenya men and Kamba men rarely venture to other tribes when looking for partners?. Am asking in good faith so no misinterpretations
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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XSK wrote:Nonsense take your crap to kenyanlist and related sites Dude is an idiot. He should crawl back to the hole he came from... how do you judge an entire population with a sample of two.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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masukuma wrote:so what you guys are saying is that Kyuk women won't put up with crap from men as compared to women from other communities? And so if you want to crap all over your woman/wife stay away from a kyuk woman? Good questions.
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/15/2009 Posts: 362
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Am not tribal but real, am speaking from whats happening around me. I live in some flats somewhere along Thika Road. The flat next to mine, juzi on Friday, some dude married to Kikuyu woman decided to go drinking and came back at 11 so drunk. Quarelled with wife over petty issues, the guy was slashed with a double edged somali sword across the ear and a big section of the skull. Bled so profusely. To make matters worse, the butchering continued, the Kikuyu bitch decided that his belly resembled a loaf of bread so she decided to slash it. Poor drunk Nigga was slit near kitovu, about 3 liters of white intestines came gushing out, luckily, he didnt die but just passed out. Good neighbors rushed him to Guru Nanak, nobody knows if he will make it or not.
Sometime back, August last year, some different Kikuyu woman married to a Luo guy. Used to always fight, but seems after the feuds, they would end up happily coz their loud noises making out would be heard in the plot a few minutes later. She hired some suspected mungiki goons who mercilessly hammered the guy almost crippling him n told him to vacate with the injuries.
Am not tribal but this cannot be a coincidence that its only Kikuyu woman planning mystery for their supposed lovers. If you are unmarried, dont try. If you are already married, start counting your days. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa Whenever the disclaimer"I'm not tribal" is used, expected some f***ed up tribal remark. the same way when "with all due respect" is used, brace yourself to be disrespected.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/16/2007 Posts: 2,114
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@UPC,
Is the woman from Nyeri?
What I expect to read on this thread is to see support or disagreement.If you have been a victim,admit it..if you are living happily tell us..
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/4/2009 Posts: 1,982 Location: matano manne
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washiku wrote:@Upcomingpaperchaser, I propose you change tact and start chasing a brain instead. You urgently need one before you harm yourself and others.  chase thee first a brain and all else shall be given.
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 8/26/2014 Posts: 63
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Guys have forgotten about the dude from Nyeri whose face was chopped up with a knife like a piece of cabbage.
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/11/2007 Posts: 694
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Uhondo wrote:Guys have forgotten about the dude from Nyeri whose face was chopped up with a knife like a piece of cabbage. The issue here is condemning a whole community
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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UpcomingPaperChaser wrote:Never Ever Date a Kikuyu Woman!
Am not tribal but real, am speaking from whats happening around me. I live in some flats somewhere along Thika Road. The flat next to mine, juzi on Friday, some dude married to Kikuyu woman decided to go drinking and came back at 11 so drunk. Quarelled with wife over petty issues, the guy was slashed with a double edged somali sword across the ear and a big section of the skull. Bled so profusely. To make matters worse, the butchering continued, the Kikuyu bitch decided that his belly resembled a loaf of bread so she decided to slash it. Poor drunk Nigga was slit near kitovu, about 3 liters of white intestines came gushing out, luckily, he didnt die but just passed out. Good neighbors rushed him to Guru Nanak, nobody knows if he will make it or not.
Sometime back, August last year, some different Kikuyu woman married to a Luo guy. Used to always fight, but seems after the feuds, they would end up happily coz their loud noises making out would be heard in the plot a few minutes later. She hired some suspected mungiki goons who mercilessly hammered the guy almost crippling him n told him to vacate with the injuries.
Am not tribal but this cannot be a coincidence that its only Kikuyu woman planning mystery for their supposed lovers. If you are unmarried, dont try. If you are already married, start counting your days. Ni hayo tu kwa sasa Interesting that a 24 yr old who is yet to grow up is advising much older fellows on how to live! Much like Minor Cargaynee advising everybody on marriage life! 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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washiku wrote:@Upcomingpaperchaser, I propose you change tact and start chasing a brain instead. You urgently need one before you harm yourself and others.  Maybe his hollowness is due to age. He recently left campo and is an orphan of kenyalist
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/7/2015 Posts: 125
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sheri wrote:Uhondo wrote:Guys have forgotten about the dude from Nyeri whose face was chopped up with a knife like a piece of cabbage. The issue here is condemning a whole community The truth is MOST women from central region are hot heads compared to the rest. But they are the best in my opinion. I wouldnt trade my wife for any other. FEAR GOD
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