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Rank: New-farer Joined: 12/11/2013 Posts: 63
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Sirens mounted on vehicles.....taking people to courts in mandera.....kalongolongo Jack Bauer....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/21/2013 Posts: 2,841 Location: Here
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babaroy wrote:Sirens mounted on vehicles.....taking people to courts in mandera.....kalongolongo Jack Bauer....  Life is like playing a violin solo in public and learning the instrument as one goes on.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/17/2013 Posts: 4,693 Location: Earth
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You commit a traffic offence in mombasa and they prosecute you in garissa or bondo.
Purpose is to deter offenders and avoid repeats.
You too late and feel like harrasing motorists with sirens and flag? woe unto you.Just wake up early!
Says the new sherriff in town, nkaiserry.
No kissing,touching while driving, they are to blame for traffic jams and jams.
".says..serry.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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While matatus and boda bodas do as they wish, when they wish, where they wish. Oh well... Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/2/2009 Posts: 26,330 Location: Masada
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kysse wrote:You commit a traffic offence in mombasa and they prosecute you in garissa or bondo.
Nothing really, it will only increase the amount of bribe. We as a country are doomed!  Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/9/2009 Posts: 2,003
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kysse wrote:You commit a traffic offence in mombasa and they prosecute you in garissa or bondo.
Purpose is to deter offenders and avoid repeats.
You too late and feel like harrasing motorists with sirens and flag? woe unto you.Just wake up early!
Says the new sherriff in town, nkaiserry.
No kissing,touching while driving, they are to blame for traffic jams and jams.
".says..serry. Did he say that last part? I am disappointed! I had so much hope on this guy.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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radio wrote:kysse wrote:You commit a traffic offence in mombasa and they prosecute you in garissa or bondo.
Purpose is to deter offenders and avoid repeats.
You too late and feel like harrasing motorists with sirens and flag? woe unto you.Just wake up early!
Says the new sherriff in town, nkaiserry.
No kissing,touching while driving, they are to blame for traffic jams and jams.
".says..serry. Did he say that last part? I am disappointed! I had so much hope on this guy. He also said you are to blame for corruption since you give the money,otherwise if you didn't have the cash there could be no corruption! Hahaha! good at least we are heading in the right direction.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 1,884
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babaroy wrote:Sirens mounted on vehicles.....taking people to courts in mandera.....kalongolongo Jack Bauer.... apart from the constitutionality of making it harder for those presumed innocent to argue their case in court, who would foot the bills for the transport of the witnesses and complainant? imaging being robbed in nairobi, reporting to the police and being told you have to attend a kisumu court for the hearing failure to which the suspects are set free for lack of evidence. and will the investigating officers (who in most cases also have pending police work to do) have the time and resources to travel to far places? lordie...
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Rank: Member Joined: 5/2/2010 Posts: 305
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mkenyan wrote:babaroy wrote:Sirens mounted on vehicles.....taking people to courts in mandera.....kalongolongo Jack Bauer.... apart from the constitutionality of making it harder for those presumed innocent to argue their case in court, who would foot the bills for the transport of the witnesses and complainant? imaging being robbed in nairobi, reporting to the police and being told you have to attend a kisumu court for the hearing failure to which the suspects are set free for lack of evidence. and will the investigating officers (who in most cases also have pending police work to do) have the time and resources to travel to far places? lordie... Traffic offences only man. Traffic offences.
“Once the last tree is cut and the last river poisoned,you will find you cannot eat your money" Traditional saying.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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hindi ni riu wrote:mkenyan wrote:babaroy wrote:Sirens mounted on vehicles.....taking people to courts in mandera.....kalongolongo Jack Bauer.... apart from the constitutionality of making it harder for those presumed innocent to argue their case in court, who would foot the bills for the transport of the witnesses and complainant? imaging being robbed in nairobi, reporting to the police and being told you have to attend a kisumu court for the hearing failure to which the suspects are set free for lack of evidence. and will the investigating officers (who in most cases also have pending police work to do) have the time and resources to travel to far places? lordie... Traffic offences only man. Traffic offences. Will the traffic police spend all their time traversing the country to testify? Real kalongolongo!!!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: User Joined: 1/20/2014 Posts: 3,528
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McReggae wrote:hindi ni riu wrote:mkenyan wrote:babaroy wrote:Sirens mounted on vehicles.....taking people to courts in mandera.....kalongolongo Jack Bauer.... apart from the constitutionality of making it harder for those presumed innocent to argue their case in court, who would foot the bills for the transport of the witnesses and complainant? imaging being robbed in nairobi, reporting to the police and being told you have to attend a kisumu court for the hearing failure to which the suspects are set free for lack of evidence. and will the investigating officers (who in most cases also have pending police work to do) have the time and resources to travel to far places? lordie... Traffic offences only man. Traffic offences. Will the traffic police spend all their time traversing the country to testify? Real kalongolongo!!!!! Bogus kweli kweli Formal education will make you a living. Self-education will make you a fortune - Jim Rohn.
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Rank: Member Joined: 1/10/2008 Posts: 365
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I rank this ( together with the others: NEMA noise laws, Mututho laws, 50KPH laws etc)
as the kind of laws( or decisions) that eventually end up encouraging impunity and taking shortcuts.
Laws are meant to be practical enough to be followed through, otherwise our other working systems (e.g. bribery) will be forced to take over
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/1/2009 Posts: 1,884
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McReggae wrote:hindi ni riu wrote:mkenyan wrote:babaroy wrote:Sirens mounted on vehicles.....taking people to courts in mandera.....kalongolongo Jack Bauer.... apart from the constitutionality of making it harder for those presumed innocent to argue their case in court, who would foot the bills for the transport of the witnesses and complainant? imaging being robbed in nairobi, reporting to the police and being told you have to attend a kisumu court for the hearing failure to which the suspects are set free for lack of evidence. and will the investigating officers (who in most cases also have pending police work to do) have the time and resources to travel to far places? lordie... Traffic offences only man. Traffic offences. Will the traffic police spend all their time traversing the country to testify? Real kalongolongo!!!!! seems there are those who believe that traffic matters don't need witnesses (in this case the policeman who ought to be carrying out police work and not traversing the country as a professional witness) if the accused plead not guilty.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/17/2009 Posts: 3,583 Location: Kenya
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McReggae wrote:hindi ni riu wrote:mkenyan wrote:babaroy wrote:Sirens mounted on vehicles.....taking people to courts in mandera.....kalongolongo Jack Bauer.... apart from the constitutionality of making it harder for those presumed innocent to argue their case in court, who would foot the bills for the transport of the witnesses and complainant? imaging being robbed in nairobi, reporting to the police and being told you have to attend a kisumu court for the hearing failure to which the suspects are set free for lack of evidence. and will the investigating officers (who in most cases also have pending police work to do) have the time and resources to travel to far places? lordie... Traffic offences only man. Traffic offences. Will the traffic police spend all their time traversing the country to testify? Real kalongolongo!!!!! Do traffic cops testify in such offences, the times I have been to the traffic court I am yet to see one, ama it's cos everybody accepts makosa.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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nakujua wrote:McReggae wrote:hindi ni riu wrote:mkenyan wrote:babaroy wrote:Sirens mounted on vehicles.....taking people to courts in mandera.....kalongolongo Jack Bauer.... apart from the constitutionality of making it harder for those presumed innocent to argue their case in court, who would foot the bills for the transport of the witnesses and complainant? imaging being robbed in nairobi, reporting to the police and being told you have to attend a kisumu court for the hearing failure to which the suspects are set free for lack of evidence. and will the investigating officers (who in most cases also have pending police work to do) have the time and resources to travel to far places? lordie... Traffic offences only man. Traffic offences. Will the traffic police spend all their time traversing the country to testify? Real kalongolongo!!!!! Do traffic cops testify in such offences, the times I have been to the traffic court I am yet to see one, ama it's cos everybody accepts makosa. If you say no, the officer has to appear in court!!! ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/30/2013 Posts: 659
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Give the guy a break he is excited, when he's firmly understands his JD, he'll be make more sense e.g. Quote:That tunnel was guarded by the police and
no one would pass through it.However,we
suspect those who were arrested at the
airport used it to escape" -Ole L If you stay ready, no need to get ready.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 11/17/2012 Posts: 1,461 Location: Ngong Forest
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...and this issue of punishing the whole community for cattle rustling, how will it work? since from his explanation the only evidence required is the tracks of the stolen animals for the chief to come calling for an equal number of animals stolen.
How do they chose whose cows to pick or leave? are the tracks unique kama fingure prints?
This is very interesting keenly watching!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Ngong wrote:...and this issue of punishing the whole community for cattle rustling, how will it work? since from his explanation the only evidence required is the tracks of the stolen animals for the chief to come calling for an equal number of animals stolen.
How do they chose whose cows to pick or leave? are the tracks unique kama fingure prints?
This is very interesting keenly watching! Shall we punish the Mountaineers for the deteriorating crime in the city? If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/12/2008 Posts: 1,178
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nakujua wrote:McReggae wrote:hindi ni riu wrote:mkenyan wrote:babaroy wrote:Sirens mounted on vehicles.....taking people to courts in mandera.....kalongolongo Jack Bauer.... apart from the constitutionality of making it harder for those presumed innocent to argue their case in court, who would foot the bills for the transport of the witnesses and complainant? imaging being robbed in nairobi, reporting to the police and being told you have to attend a kisumu court for the hearing failure to which the suspects are set free for lack of evidence. and will the investigating officers (who in most cases also have pending police work to do) have the time and resources to travel to far places? lordie... Traffic offences only man. Traffic offences. Will the traffic police spend all their time traversing the country to testify? Real kalongolongo!!!!! Do traffic cops testify in such offences, the many times I have been to the traffic court I am yet to see one, ama it's cos everybody accepts makosa. wewe ni customer!!
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