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Madimoni rapes me!!
PeterReborn
#1 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 2:18:55 PM
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Madimoni
Consistency is better than intensity
Swenani
#2 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 2:23:44 PM
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PeterReborn
#3 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 2:26:40 PM
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Impunity
#4 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 2:27:25 PM
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For a moment I thought @lady admin landed a wazuan!!!!!!!!!!!
Shock on me!!

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PeterReborn
#5 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 2:40:26 PM
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Impunity wrote:
For a moment I thought @lady admin landed a wazuan!!!!!!!!!!!
Shock on me!!

Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall Brick wall

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masukuma
#6 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 3:27:26 PM
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The djinns are said to be able to transform into cats, rats and even ants and gain entry into people’s homes through crevices, and accomplish missions which range from impregnating women, raping men and stealing money.

sounds like a lame excuse by someone who misused money... Emachini ziliiba! kumbe ulinunua mandazi kubwa kubwa that were being cooked next to your bus stage with the remainder of the cash your hubby gave you!

or... I swear that I am a virgin! it must be matimoni!
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simonkabz
#7 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 3:30:34 PM
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masukuma wrote:
Quote:
The djinns are said to be able to transform into cats, rats and even ants and gain entry into people’s homes through crevices, and accomplish missions which range from impregnating women, raping men and stealing money.

sounds like a lame excuse by someone who misused money... Emachini ziliiba! kumbe ulinunua mandazi kubwa that were next to your bus stage with the remainder of the cash your hubby gave you!

or... I swear that I am a virgin! it must be matimoni!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What do they need the money for?
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
masukuma
#8 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 3:32:14 PM
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simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Quote:
The djinns are said to be able to transform into cats, rats and even ants and gain entry into people’s homes through crevices, and accomplish missions which range from impregnating women, raping men and stealing money.

sounds like a lame excuse by someone who misused money... Emachini ziliiba! kumbe ulinunua mandazi kubwa that were next to your bus stage with the remainder of the cash your hubby gave you!

or... I swear that I am a virgin! it must be matimoni!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What do they need the money for?

ni matimoni... who knows... maybe they pay rent for using someone's cat!
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
littledove
#9 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 5:16:26 PM
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masukuma wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Quote:
The djinns are said to be able to transform into cats, rats and even ants and gain entry into people’s homes through crevices, and accomplish missions which range from impregnating women, raping men and stealing money.

sounds like a lame excuse by someone who misused money... Emachini ziliiba! kumbe ulinunua mandazi kubwa that were next to your bus stage with the remainder of the cash your hubby gave you!

or... I swear that I am a virgin! it must be matimoni!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What do they need the money for?

ni matimoni... who knows... maybe they pay rent for using someone's cat!

There are only two emotions in the stock market, fear and hope. The problem is, you hope when you should fear and fear when you should hope
littledove
#10 Posted : Friday, August 22, 2014 5:18:01 PM
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masukuma wrote:
simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
Quote:
The djinns are said to be able to transform into cats, rats and even ants and gain entry into people’s homes through crevices, and accomplish missions which range from impregnating women, raping men and stealing money.

sounds like a lame excuse by someone who misused money... Emachini ziliiba! kumbe ulinunua mandazi kubwa that were next to your bus stage with the remainder of the cash your hubby gave you!

or... I swear that I am a virgin! it must be matimoni!

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly What do they need the money for?

ni matimoni... who knows... maybe they pay rent for using someone's cat!

There are only two emotions in the stock market, fear and hope. The problem is, you hope when you should fear and fear when you should hope
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