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Magigi
#1 Posted : Thursday, October 24, 2013 9:49:07 AM
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Please if you have to die, arrange not to die in Kiambu county. Die in cheap and hospitable counties like Makueni and Machakos. There are taxes being slapped on every dead body...Who comes from there to shed more light...@Bigchick!...Some things can only come from people who have eaten every type of leaf in the forest!!!
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Muheani
#2 Posted : Thursday, October 24, 2013 10:03:27 AM
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Magigi wrote:
Please if you have to die, arrange not to die in Kiambu county. Die in cheap and hospitable counties like Makueni and Machakos. There are taxes being slapped on every dead body...Who comes from there to shed more light...@Bigchick!...Some things can only come from people who have eaten every type of leaf in the forest!!!


ai @magigi
U sure one can choose where or how to expire? ask the Maths Prof.d'oh!

as for the taxes...mayb its time the dead started contibuting to road buildingSad

"Death is what happens to you while you are busy doing something else"
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McReggae
#3 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 11:21:38 AM
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No biggie......already approved in Nairobi.
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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masukuma
#4 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 11:24:09 AM
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the phrase "Death and Taxes!" has just gained a new meaning.
All Mushrooms are edible! Some Mushroom are only edible ONCE!
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Forester
#5 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 11:28:41 AM
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Born free, taxed to death Sad
Build your own dreams, or someone else will hire you to build theirs - Farrah Gray.
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Euge
#6 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 11:38:22 AM
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Forester wrote:
Born free, taxed to death Sad


So true.
Lord, thank you!
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mawinder
#7 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 1:25:46 PM
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has the law been passed?Kwani these people dont have relatives in Kiambu county or who will vote for them next time?
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King G
#8 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 1:29:33 PM
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Milking you dry in death!!!!
Thieves
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butterflyke
#9 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 1:36:22 PM
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Euge wrote:
Forester wrote:
Born free, taxed to death Sad


So true.


You can say that again....
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee. - Muhammad Ali🐝
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sky5
#10 Posted : Friday, October 25, 2013 1:38:17 PM
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Euge wrote:
Forester wrote:
Born free, taxed to death Sad


So true.


So what happens when one fails to pay the death tax? What the penalty? 2nd death??
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