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vinii
#1 Posted : Sunday, June 09, 2013 9:31:50 PM
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according to a story on Citizen TV a corpse refused to go to Shinyalu for burial...the hearse (an old landrover ) stalled in Kabarnet ....the corpse had to be 'confused' by turning the coffin and make the corpse believe that its actually being taken back presumably to Nairobi..
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Lolest!
#2 Posted : Sunday, June 09, 2013 9:36:53 PM
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i hear sometimes you need to whip the corpse if it refuses to go homesmile
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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vinii
#3 Posted : Sunday, June 09, 2013 9:38:21 PM
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Lolest! wrote:
i hear sometimes you need to whip the corpse if it refuses to go homesmile

is it capable of feeling pain..?
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Meduza
#4 Posted : Sunday, June 09, 2013 9:41:15 PM
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was the car old or new...i guess they also like going back 'home' in style like a brand new car or one that is pimped....:)
You cant win, unless you first begin....
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Muheani
#5 Posted : Sunday, June 09, 2013 9:44:45 PM
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vinii wrote:
according to a story on Citizen TV a corpse refused to go to Shinyalu for burial...the hearse (an old landrover ) stalled in Kabarnet ....the corpse had to be 'confused' by turning the coffin and make the corpse believe that its actually being taken back presumably to Nairobi..


Thats What Happens When You Give a Kiguoya Driver...(especially One Who cant Pass By A Grave At Night Coz Ataongereshwa) a Landrover Parked With A Dead Body Above Him..
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essyk
#6 Posted : Sunday, June 09, 2013 10:32:07 PM
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only in shinyalu,bumbo,shiru,jeptulu,khwisero,sigalagala,mumias,chavakali,chamakanga, Bukhulunya Mahiakalo, Maraba, Matende, Milimani, Musaa, Shibiriri and Sichilayi.... etc etc.
do corpses talk.

"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good.
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The optimist
#7 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 8:00:03 AM
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vinii wrote:
Lolest! wrote:
i hear sometimes you need to whip the corpse if it refuses to go homesmile

is it capable of feeling pain..?
I have also heard of this theory Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Mwendapole
#8 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 8:42:44 AM
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Bulcrap!! The landrover is the oldest in Kenya..KDW. Its not news ikikataa forward gear Laughing out loudly
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Um Sayala
#9 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 9:13:46 AM
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Mwendapole wrote:
Bulcrap!! The landrover is the oldest in Kenya..KDW. Its not news ikikataa forward gear Laughing out loudly


Watu wanapenda tu ndrama. Imagine a L/R KDW....wa, may be ni gari ya 1970. And they want convince pple that its the corpse not the car. NKT
"Peace is our profession, War is our business" ...Unknown
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vky
#10 Posted : Monday, June 10, 2013 9:56:06 AM
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poverty+illiteracy+mediocre beliefs will always yeild such stories
'One headache for famous medieval holy people was that someone might murder you to acquire your body parts for the relics trade'
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