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segemia
#1 Posted : Friday, March 22, 2013 1:14:50 PM
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I just happen to be passing near a neighbours dog which barks at me and eventually bites me.

The bite is quite painful and I get really angry.

I hurl the dog roughly and hold it high with its croup facing my face as its tail wags right between the hind legs.

With my mouth wide open and frothy i bite the dog so hard that as soon as i put it down it runs madly to its kennel yelling magigi!magigi!magigi!!

As I cursed "mbwa kubaf" I continue with my stroll like nothing happened.




FancyFace
#2 Posted : Friday, March 22, 2013 1:16:58 PM
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segemia wrote:
I just happen to be passing near a neighbours dog which barks at me and eventually bites me.

The bite is quite painful and I get really angry.

I hurl the dog roughly and hold it high with its croup facing my face as its tail wags right between the hind legs.

With my mouth wide open and frothy i bite the dog so hard that as soon as i put it down it runs madly to its kennel yelling magigi!magigi!magigi!!

As I cursed "mbwa kubaf" I continue with my stroll like nothing happened.





userment pap!

Problems can get out of proportion, and not only in the wee small hours. Don't let the problems eclipse the Master. Let the Master eclipse the problems.
segemia
#3 Posted : Friday, March 22, 2013 1:19:58 PM
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FancyFace wrote:
segemia wrote:
I just happen to be passing near a neighbours dog which barks at me and eventually bites me.

The bite is quite painful and I get really angry.

I hurl the dog roughly and hold it high with its croup facing my face as its tail wags right between the hind legs.

With my mouth wide open and frothy i bite the dog so hard that as soon as i put it down it runs madly to its kennel yelling magigi!magigi!magigi!!

As I cursed "mbwa kubaf" I continue with my stroll like nothing happened.





userment pap!


Why userment?
karqui
#4 Posted : Friday, March 22, 2013 1:23:08 PM
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segemia wrote:
I just happen to be passing near a neighbours dog which barks at me and eventually bites me.

The bite is quite painful and I get really angry.

I hurl the dog roughly and hold it high with its croup facing my face as its tail wags right between the hind legs.

With my mouth wide open and frothy i bite the dog so hard that as soon as i put it down it runs madly to its kennel yelling magigi!magigi!magigi!!

As I cursed "mbwa kubaf" I continue with my stroll like nothing happened.

MIA...





segemia
#5 Posted : Friday, March 22, 2013 1:26:50 PM
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karqui wrote:
segemia wrote:
I just happen to be passing near a neighbours dog which barks at me and eventually bites me.

The bite is quite painful and I get really angry.

I hurl the dog roughly and hold it high with its croup facing my face as its tail wags right between the hind legs.

With my mouth wide open and frothy i bite the dog so hard that as soon as i put it down it runs madly to its kennel yelling magigi!magigi!magigi!!

As I cursed "mbwa kubaf" I continue with my stroll like nothing happened.

MIA...







Gotcha. Looks like you have never kept a dog.

Don't give the admin a reason to laugh out loudly!

Jus Blazin
#6 Posted : Friday, March 22, 2013 1:59:06 PM
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segemia wrote:
I just happen to be passing near a neighbours dog which barks at me and eventually bites me.

The bite is quite painful and I get really angry.

I hurl the dog roughly and hold it high with its croup facing my face as its tail wags right between the hind legs.

With my mouth wide open and frothy i bite the dog so hard that as soon as i put it down it runs madly to its kennel yelling magigi!magigi!magigi!!

As I cursed "mbwa kubaf" I continue with my stroll like nothing happened.

Where exactly did you bite???Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Luck is when Preparation meets Opportunity. ~ Lucius Annaeus Seneca
segemia
#7 Posted : Friday, March 22, 2013 2:18:37 PM
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Jus Blazin wrote:
segemia wrote:
I just happen to be passing near a neighbours dog which barks at me and eventually bites me.

The bite is quite painful and I get really angry.

I hurl the dog roughly and hold it high with its croup facing my face as its tail wags right between the hind legs.

With my mouth wide open and frothy i bite the dog so hard that as soon as i put it down it runs madly to its kennel yelling magigi!magigi!magigi!!

As I cursed "mbwa kubaf" I continue with my stroll like nothing happened.

Where exactly did you bite???Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly



The croup



segemia
#8 Posted : Friday, March 22, 2013 2:31:35 PM
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Woff!!!Woff!!!Nitapita na mtu!!


Impunity
#9 Posted : Friday, March 22, 2013 2:36:52 PM
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segemia wrote:
Woff!!!Woff!!!Nitapita na mtu!!




Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

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simonkabz
#10 Posted : Friday, March 22, 2013 8:37:56 PM
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Posts: 8,776
Location: Cameroon
karqui wrote:
segemia wrote:
I just happen to be passing near a neighbours dog which barks at me and eventually bites me.

The bite is quite painful and I get really angry.

I hurl the dog roughly and hold it high with its croup facing my face as its tail wags right between the hind legs.

With my mouth wide open and frothy i bite the dog so hard that as soon as i put it down it runs madly to its kennel yelling magigi!magigi!magigi!!

As I cursed "mbwa kubaf" I continue with my stroll like nothing happened.

MIA...







Did magigi eventually come to the rescue of his dog?
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
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