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Igbo vs Yoruba = Gikuyu vs Luo
simonkabz
#1 Posted : Friday, November 23, 2012 1:45:59 AM
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alma
#2 Posted : Friday, November 23, 2012 6:28:22 AM
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Actually thimioni that is what the politicians want you to think.

Kenya is more like

http://msemakweli.com/11...ealogy-kenyan-politics/

Tafakari hayo
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simonkabz
#3 Posted : Friday, November 23, 2012 9:08:07 AM
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Alma, I doubt there is any politician who can really influence my thinking n behaviour. I'm way above that!
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simonkabz
#4 Posted : Friday, November 23, 2012 9:33:50 AM
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Those 2 are always at loggerheads, from culture to music to movies to politics. They hardly intermarry n dis each other like certain kenyan groupings.
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masukuma
#5 Posted : Monday, July 30, 2018 6:33:04 AM
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3 men – a Yoruba, an Igbo and a Chinese – went to a restaurant for lunch to celebrate a successful business deal.

As they began eating, a housefly suddenly jumped on the Yoruba man’s food. He screamed hell and and pursued the fly which quickly perched on the Igbo man’s meal. The Igbo man rained curses on the fly and pursued it too. This time, the fly jumped on the Chinese man’s plate and he calmly caught and ate it. The Yoruba man almost threw up while scolding the Chinese for lacking training in hygiene. The Igbo man was quiet. Suddenly another fly appeared and the Yoruba man was the first victim again. He yelled threats at the restaurant management and tried killing the fly which escaped and perched on the Igbo man’s plate. This time, the Igbo man caught it and turning to the Chinese said, ”how much you go buy am?”
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2012
#6 Posted : Monday, July 30, 2018 9:08:35 AM
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2022 will be a very interesting election. Many young Kikuyus do not hold on to, and neither do they understand the political hostilities between the Kikuyus and Luos but they fully understand what happened in 2007-8. As we look at Uhuru's legacy, bringing these two tribes together could be a major part of it. I'll be watching from the sidelines. In my humble view, I do not think we should have a Kikuyu or Kalenjin president in 2022, neither did I think we should have had one in 2013 but I'm terrible in politics, the most I can do is cast my vote and the chips fall wherever they will. Oh, by the way I support Ruto and if he's still the strongest candidate in 2022,he has my vote.

BBI will solve it
:)
simonkabz
#7 Posted : Monday, July 30, 2018 9:53:13 AM
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masukuma wrote:
3 men – a Yoruba, an Igbo and a Chinese – went to a restaurant for lunch to celebrate a successful business deal.

As they began eating, a housefly suddenly jumped on the Yoruba man’s food. He screamed hell and and pursued the fly which quickly perched on the Igbo man’s meal. The Igbo man rained curses on the fly and pursued it too. This time, the fly jumped on the Chinese man’s plate and he calmly caught and ate it. The Yoruba man almost threw up while scolding the Chinese for lacking training in hygiene. The Igbo man was quiet. Suddenly another fly appeared and the Yoruba man was the first victim again. He yelled threats at the restaurant management and tried killing the fly which escaped and perched on the Igbo man’s plate. This time, the Igbo man caught it and turning to the Chinese said, ”how much you go buy am?”

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
FRM2011
#8 Posted : Monday, July 30, 2018 11:42:14 AM
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2012 wrote:
2022 will be a very interesting election. Many young Kikuyus do not hold on to, and neither do they understand the political hostilities between the Kikuyus and Luos but they fully understand what happened in 2007-8. As we look at Uhuru's legacy, bringing these two tribes together could be a major part of it. I'll be watching from the sidelines. In my humble view, I do not think we should have a Kikuyu or Kalenjin president in 2022, neither did I think we should have had one in 2013 but I'm terrible in politics, the most I can do is cast my vote and the chips fall wherever they will.by the way I support Ruto and if he's still the strongest candidate in 2022,he has my vote.



You hate your kids that much !!!!

By 2022, we shall require a visionary leader and atleast 20 years to undo Uhuru's mess. If you add another 10 years of ruto, the damage will require not less than 50 years to clean up. Your kids lives are toast just like that.

So once again, what did your kids do to you to make you hate them this much ??
Mukiri
#9 Posted : Monday, July 30, 2018 12:53:41 PM
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simonkabz wrote:
masukuma wrote:
3 men – a Yoruba, an Igbo and a Chinese – went to a restaurant for lunch to celebrate a successful business deal.

As they began eating, a housefly suddenly jumped on the Yoruba man’s food. He screamed hell and and pursued the fly which quickly perched on the Igbo man’s meal. The Igbo man rained curses on the fly and pursued it too. This time, the fly jumped on the Chinese man’s plate and he calmly caught and ate it. The Yoruba man almost threw up while scolding the Chinese for lacking training in hygiene. The Igbo man was quiet. Suddenly another fly appeared and the Yoruba man was the first victim again. He yelled threats at the restaurant management and tried killing the fly which escaped and perched on the Igbo man’s plate. This time, the Igbo man caught it and turning to the Chinese said, ”how much you go buy am?”

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

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2012
#10 Posted : Monday, July 30, 2018 5:29:59 PM
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FRM2011 wrote:
2012 wrote:
2022 will be a very interesting election. Many young Kikuyus do not hold on to, and neither do they understand the political hostilities between the Kikuyus and Luos but they fully understand what happened in 2007-8. As we look at Uhuru's legacy, bringing these two tribes together could be a major part of it. I'll be watching from the sidelines. In my humble view, I do not think we should have a Kikuyu or Kalenjin president in 2022, neither did I think we should have had one in 2013 but I'm terrible in politics, the most I can do is cast my vote and the chips fall wherever they will.by the way I support Ruto and if he's still the strongest candidate in 2022,he has my vote.



You hate your kids that much !!!!

By 2022, we shall require a visionary leader and atleast 20 years to undo Uhuru's mess. If you add another 10 years of ruto, the damage will require not less than 50 years to clean up. Your kids lives are toast just like that.

So once again, what did your kids do to you to make you hate them this much ??


My friend, firstly and for your information, I'm intentionally raising my kids not to be dependent on serekari saidia. I'm raising global citizens and Intentionally so. So I'm not worried about the future of my kids. This might sound arrogant but nakuambia ukweli.

But in a democracy, your choice and believe is not necessarily universal and that's the purpose for holding elections. I would ask you the same question "if you hate your kids that much" because of your choice as well but I ain't that insecure, your vote your choice.

BBI will solve it
:)
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