@Kaka M,
You see it was a Sunday afternoon and we were watching live soccer at Nyayo stadium, (we = some people whose faces I could not remember a few minutes after I had woken up)
It was a much awaited mach between Gor and Ingwe! I was among the Gor fans and they were so rowdy, shouting at the top of their mouths.The winner of the dwell would have been crowned champs, sort of.
The match was at 85th minute and it was imminent it would end in an 0hh-0hh draw thereby necessitating an extra time.But Ingwe scored in the last few minutes remaining, may be 3 or so. And thats when Hell broke loose! Ingwe fans were touting us while us we're calling them bad names and threatening them; but in the 90th minutes Gor scored an equalizer and wow!!! we all broke the barrier with excitement and headed straight to the pitch to embrace our mboys...then I met several wazualets and some fellow colleagues including those I have been nyemelearing for so long in silence; but they were laughing at me now instead of celebrating like everyone else.
People were now rushing towards me looking at me weirdly while pointing at a certain area and saying wow!wow!wow....waaah! I could not understand why.The mbiutifur wazualets covered their whole faces and pipped through a pin-hole through their folded fingers.
Then it dawned to me:
All these long in the last 90 minutes I was bila cover pale chini and the thing was freely DANGLING for all and sundry to appreciate!
Yaani I went to the stadium free, free kabisa, with only a green short T-shirt.
I try covering myself with my hands but in vain!Even the rear also attracted unmatched attention.
Before I could shout Jesso-Kristo mwana wa Yehovah uko wapi, I woke up, it was 4.12am, sleeping upside down...the rest of the status siwezi sema kwa media.
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