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Do you have a solid deal and lack money
guru me
#1 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2011 3:54:28 PM
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Hi Wazuans,

I represent a private equity company dealing in discounted assets.

If you have come across an asset you consider discounted and you think has a significant upside but lack the resources to pull off the deal, perhaps you should talk to us.

We normally work on a percentage of profit basis, but appreciate that each deal is unique and so we are always willing to talk and listen.

Please note we are not very keen on financing start up's (we are not angel investors).

If you have come across opportunities fitting our investment profile and feel that we may be the right option for financing your deal kindly contact us and we will work something mutually beneficial out.



Kihangeri
#2 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2011 4:04:12 PM
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guru me wrote:
Hi Wazuans,

I represent a private equity company dealing in discounted assets.

If you have come across an asset you consider discounted and you think has a significant upside but lack the resources to pull off the deal, perhaps you should talk to us.

We normally work on a percentage of profit basis, but appreciate that each deal is unique and so we are always willing to talk and listen.

Please note we are not very keen on financing start up's (we are not angel investors).

If you have come across opportunities fitting our investment profile and feel that we may be the right option for financing your deal kindly contact us and we will work something mutually beneficial out.





What is the name of the private equity company and where are you situated? Give phone number and e-mail if possible. Do you require security or you want to be registered as part owner of the discounted asset. There is a piece of land (half acre) in Syokimau going for 400,000. Owner told me an aeroplane crash landed on his house. Am willing to take the risk of living on a plane path as I will build underground.
By inference, the man is all that Mr Phantom is not: an untrustworthy radical, divisive, too many enemies, a dictator, and a persistent liar...
Gaitho dialogues.


Gordon Gekko
#3 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2011 4:07:20 PM
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KK at 9/= is heavily discounted. Does that count?
XSK
#4 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2011 4:24:59 PM
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Kihangeri wrote:
guru me wrote:
Hi Wazuans,

I represent a private equity company dealing in discounted assets.

If you have come across an asset you consider discounted and you think has a significant upside but lack the resources to pull off the deal, perhaps you should talk to us.

We normally work on a percentage of profit basis, but appreciate that each deal is unique and so we are always willing to talk and listen.

Please note we are not very keen on financing start up's (we are not angel investors).

If you have come across opportunities fitting our investment profile and feel that we may be the right option for financing your deal kindly contact us and we will work something mutually beneficial out.





What is the name of the private equity company and where are you situated? Give phone number and e-mail if possible. Do you require security or you want to be registered as part owner of the discounted asset. There is a piece of land (half acre) in Syokimau going for 400,000. Owner told me an aeroplane crash landed on his house. Am willing to take the risk of living on a plane path as I will build underground.


@KIHA

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QW25081985
#5 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2011 6:38:49 PM
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ANOTHER SCAMMMMMMM !!!!!!!! run away !!!
QW25081985
#6 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2011 6:39:59 PM
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Gordon Gekko wrote:
KK at 9/= is heavily discounted. Does that count?


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StatMeister
#7 Posted : Wednesday, December 14, 2011 10:05:57 PM
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Kihangeri wrote:

There is a piece of land (half acre) in Syokimau going for 400,000. Owner told me an aeroplane crash landed on his house. Am willing to take the risk of living on a plane path as I will build underground.

I want to specialize in the lucrative deals of building underground houses. I know I qualify Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
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Cde Monomotapa
#8 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 8:31:40 AM
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Mkopo wa Uchumi!!
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#9 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 8:34:55 AM
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XSK wrote:
Kihangeri wrote:
guru me wrote:
Hi Wazuans,

I represent a private equity company dealing in discounted assets.

If you have come across an asset you consider discounted and you think has a significant upside but lack the resources to pull off the deal, perhaps you should talk to us.

We normally work on a percentage of profit basis, but appreciate that each deal is unique and so we are always willing to talk and listen.

Please note we are not very keen on financing start up's (we are not angel investors).

If you have come across opportunities fitting our investment profile and feel that we may be the right option for financing your deal kindly contact us and we will work something mutually beneficial out.





What is the name of the private equity company and where are you situated? Give phone number and e-mail if possible. Do you require security or you want to be registered as part owner of the discounted asset. There is a piece of land (half acre) in Syokimau going for 400,000. Owner told me an aeroplane crash landed on his house. Am willing to take the risk of living on a plane path as I will build underground.


@KIHA

Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Enough said!

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Kihangeri
#10 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 9:06:27 AM
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StatMeister wrote:
Kihangeri wrote:

There is a piece of land (half acre) in Syokimau going for 400,000. Owner told me an aeroplane crash landed on his house. Am willing to take the risk of living on a plane path as I will build underground.

I want to specialize in the lucrative deals of building underground houses. I know I qualify Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


There goes a solid deal that lacks money. What say ye Guru me?

Hola at me StatMeister. I need to engage a construction compnay for underground dwellings. They are safe as no bulldozer can access them. But am afraid it has to withstand excavators' threats.
By inference, the man is all that Mr Phantom is not: an untrustworthy radical, divisive, too many enemies, a dictator, and a persistent liar...
Gaitho dialogues.


StatMeister
#11 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:11:57 AM
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Kihangeri wrote:
StatMeister wrote:
Kihangeri wrote:

There is a piece of land (half acre) in Syokimau going for 400,000. Owner told me an aeroplane crash landed on his house. Am willing to take the risk of living on a plane path as I will build underground.

I want to specialize in the lucrative deals of building underground houses. I know I qualify Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


There goes a solid deal that lacks money. What say ye Guru me?

Hola at me StatMeister. I need to engage a construction compnay for underground dwellings. They are safe as no bulldozer can access them. But am afraid it has to withstand excavators' threats.

The government may want to bomb them out, especially with their newly-acquired skills from 'project annex Somalia'
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work
QW25081985
#12 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:23:53 AM
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guru me wrote:
Hi Wazuans,

I represent a private equity company dealing in discounted assets.

If you have come across an asset you consider discounted and you think has a significant upside but lack the resources to pull off the deal, perhaps you should talk to us.

We normally work on a percentage of profit basis, but appreciate that each deal is unique and so we are always willing to talk and listen.

Please note we are not very keen on financing start up's (we are not angel investors).

If you have come across opportunities fitting our investment profile and feel that we may be the right option for financing your deal kindly contact us and we will work something mutually beneficial out.






eeeh . i think by now you should get the idea wazuas are totally abusing you ..lol
Cde Monomotapa
#13 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 11:20:00 AM
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StatMeister wrote:
Kihangeri wrote:
StatMeister wrote:
Kihangeri wrote:

There is a piece of land (half acre) in Syokimau going for 400,000. Owner told me an aeroplane crash landed on his house. Am willing to take the risk of living on a plane path as I will build underground.

I want to specialize in the lucrative deals of building underground houses. I know I qualify Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


There goes a solid deal that lacks money. What say ye Guru me?

Hola at me StatMeister. I need to engage a construction compnay for underground dwellings. They are safe as no bulldozer can access them. But am afraid it has to withstand excavators' threats.

The government may want to bomb them out, especially with their newly-acquired skills from 'project annex Somalia'

Guys! Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
guru me
#14 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 2:44:01 PM
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Not quite the response I was hoping for to be honest and beginning to think perhaps I came to the wrong forum.

Glad some amusement could be obtained at my expense, though, if nothing at all.

I was quite hoping not to provide individual responses to the posts but to be honest I cant help but respond to Gordon Gekko and QW25081985.

To Gordon Gekko, we are not quite interested in the stock market. Our primary focus has been on discounted assets (preferably brick and motor), specifically distressed assets.

@ QW25081985 you are well advised to be cautious- but not everyone is out to scam you. To be honest besides Paranoia I really cannot see an angle at which based on the infor requested for and provided one could possibly be scammed - unless he was a total moron - which from your comment I wouldn't quite put past you!

We have not asked for your money, you will not at any point be asked for money, you will only give us high level infor about your deal and if we think there is an upside we will draft a contract with you using a lawyer of your choice (we will retain ours and will pay for yours).

Seriously, cant believe I have to sell this this hard.

If there is one out there who is serious, not overly paranoid about being scammed, please contact us. What could you possibly have to lose by checking us out.

Although its abundantly clear we may not find any serious persons using this particular forum, If at all there any takers please drop an email to gurudeals2012@gmail.com with a brief description of your proposed deal and we promise to respond. I assure any prospective persons out there we will check out.

Cheers!

earthvoice
#15 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 3:42:38 PM
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guru me wrote:
@ QW25081985 you are well advised to be cautious- but not everyone is out to scam you. To be honest besides Paranoia I really cannot see an angle at which based on the infor requested for and provided one could possibly be scammed - unless he was a total moron - which from your comment I wouldn't quite put past you!

.. entertainment galore...!
"All intelligent investing is value investing -- acquiring more than you are paying for. You must value the business in order to value the stock." - Charlie Munger.
Elder
#16 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 7:27:03 PM
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earthvoice wrote:
guru me wrote:
@ QW25081985 you are well advised to be cautious- but not everyone is out to scam you. To be honest besides Paranoia I really cannot see an angle at which based on the infor requested for and provided one could possibly be scammed - unless he was a total moron - which from your comment I wouldn't quite put past you!

.. entertainment galore...!

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He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
Gordon Gekko
#17 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 7:57:06 PM
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earthvoice wrote:
[quote=guru me] @ QW25081985 you are well advised to be cautious- but not everyone is out to scam you. To be honest besides Paranoia I really cannot see an angle at which based on the infor requested for and provided one could possibly be scammed - unless he was a total moron - which from your comment I wouldn't quite put past you!


Ngai fafa!! @QW Ididn't know that you are a moranSad
lovely2010
#18 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 8:55:01 PM
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Wazuans can be shenzi @ times...!!!
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Nabwire
#19 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 9:27:24 PM
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I'll give you the benefit of a doubt. I think you posted in the wrong forum, there are people looking for Venture capitalists in the SME& Market forums, you may get a better response there. Plus you never put a website or contact info on your original post and it doesnt help that you are new.
QW25081985
#20 Posted : Thursday, December 15, 2011 10:35:49 PM
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he better put all the info here we disect it ...mpaka twende kwa registra of company's to see if his co is for real...

lol

this guy ( guru me ) you are a SCAMM !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! go scam elsewhere !!!! YOU have been busted !!!
so give up and come with another scan of go to hell !
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