try talking to schools - you might even get one with a pool - then the staff team building activities can including ogling the ladies

Nairobi School have goo grounds,Westlands Primary no so good - but they have a pool. Other than that,I know of a sports club in South B - somewhere on that road where Mama Ngina Children's home is.....
The problem with equality is that we desire that it be with those that have more than us rather that those that have less