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Elder
#1 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:54:15 AM
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Friday having come early for me and enjoying the KES gallant slide to the USD, a small post to try understand some of this Wazua Terms. I stand to be coLLected:

Airport - JKIA

Landing - f*** spelt the right way

Cave - Southern Mwende

Amiran Salesman - A salesperson of undeniable superhero prowess

GreenHouse - There are those with and those without roofs. What they mean and or are used for is up in the air

User - ?

Mpigs - Those who pay taxes the way pigs give us pork?

W***** Mbuzi - A gathering of interwebs people where?

Raila/Uhuru - Names that are guaranteed to invite posts from the usual suspects
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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kingfisher
#2 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:00:39 AM
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sugarcane - landing?????
When I have money, I get rid of it quickly, lest it find a way into my heart.
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Impunity
#3 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:32:21 AM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
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Location: Masada
Pine = Eucalyptus?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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wanyuru
#4 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 10:40:45 AM
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Elder wrote:
Friday having come early for me and enjoying the KES gallant slide to the USD, a small post to try understand some of this Wazua Terms. I stand to be coLLected:

Airport - JKIA

Landing - f*** spelt the right way

Cave - Southern Mwende

Amiran Salesman - A salesperson of undeniable superhero prowess

GreenHouse - There are those with and those without roofs. What they mean and or are used for is up in the air

User - ?

Mpigs - Those who pay taxes the way pigs give us pork?

W***** Mbuzi - A gathering of interwebs people where?

Raila/Uhuru - Names that are guaranteed to invite posts from the usual suspects


Like :)

Mnjoro-???
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Elder
#5 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 4:09:39 PM
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wanyuru wrote:
Elder wrote:
Friday having come early for me and enjoying the KES gallant slide to the USD, a small post to try understand some of this Wazua Terms. I stand to be coLLected:

Airport - JKIA

Landing - f*** spelt the right way

Cave - Southern Mwende

Amiran Salesman - A salesperson of undeniable superhero prowess

GreenHouse - There are those with and those without roofs. What they mean and or are used for is up in the air

User - ?

Mpigs - Those who pay taxes the way pigs give us pork?

W***** Mbuzi - A gathering of interwebs people where?

Raila/Uhuru - Names that are guaranteed to invite posts from the usual suspects


Like :)

Mnjoro-???


What did Mnjoro sell? FG to beer?
He who can express in words the ardour of his love, has but little love to express. - Petrach, Son. (That men by various ways arrive at the same end. - Montaigne, The Essays of.)
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mukiha
#6 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 5:21:15 PM
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LIMAU = abbreviation
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
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Impunity
#7 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 5:27:01 PM
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mukiha wrote:
LIMAU = abbreviation


Malimau = Lemon. d'oh!
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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holycow
#8 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 8:55:51 PM
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Loar=Roar.
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Lolest!
#9 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:05:55 PM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
Posts: 12,069
Location: Kianjokoma
Plug-man, mwanamume, mundulume SOCKET-Woman, mwanamke
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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dunkang
#10 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 9:53:19 PM
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Joined: 6/2/2011
Posts: 4,818
Location: -1.2107, 36.8831
Wazuans = A union of junkies most of whom trade at the NSE and other similar CAVES!
Receive with simplicity everything that happens to you.” ― Rashi

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'user'
#11 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 11:02:42 PM
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Location: Londokwe
Platos wife -a woman who has a talent in rapping esp to husi or mboch.
2012 is here.Kenya is Ours.Be Part of The Peace Keeping Mission To Protect Our Motherland.Say No To Violence and Tribal Hatred .If you can read this,wewe ni mtu amesoma, usifikirie kama mtu hajaenda shule .Ni Hayo Tu
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Euge
#12 Posted : Wednesday, June 22, 2011 11:18:01 PM
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Joined: 8/4/2008
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Location: Rupi
ABK - absolutely BK
Lord, thank you!
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Lolest!
#13 Posted : Thursday, June 23, 2011 12:27:13 PM
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Mrs njunge
Laughing out loudly smile Applause d'oh! Sad Drool Liar Shame on you Pray
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Tebes
#14 Posted : Thursday, June 23, 2011 12:35:56 PM
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B****i waxing - Lawn mowing services, if you dont get it again go ask mwende!


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly

"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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Tebes
#15 Posted : Thursday, June 23, 2011 12:39:34 PM
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Mr & Ms Victoria - JKIA landing facilities
"Never regret, if its good, its wonderful. If its bad, its experience."
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dossy7
#16 Posted : Thursday, June 23, 2011 1:49:23 PM
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Location: Nairobi
Pearl Necklace=Mwende's dictionary
Kenya ni yetu sisi sote
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mnjoro
#17 Posted : Thursday, June 23, 2011 5:15:42 PM
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FGM =Famous Grouse + Malt
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Impunity
#18 Posted : Thursday, June 23, 2011 6:24:35 PM
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Location: Masada
mnjoro wrote:
FGM =Famous Grouse + Malt


Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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Impunity
#19 Posted : Thursday, June 23, 2011 6:26:19 PM
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Mangoeing = Delmonte-ing?
Sad Sad as per Mwesh Dic?
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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MaichBlack
#20 Posted : Thursday, June 23, 2011 7:12:20 PM
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Joined: 7/22/2009
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Tebes wrote:
Mr & Ms Victoria - JKIA landing facilities

Not wazua lingo but used by a lady some wazuans like watching on Fridays. Due to availability of better words in wazua like airport, pine tree, pilot, landing maebe ya mwede etc., I doubt this words (the victorias) will become common in wazua anytime soon.
Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.
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