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Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten?
Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/16/2010 Posts: 906 Location: Nairobi
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This guy's stories are so incomprehensible to me, yet he seems to be targeting young males, so nashindwa, Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/15/2006 Posts: 3,907
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Smitta Smitten, law graduate (but drank too much), won scholarship to study creative art somewhere prestigious (don't know if he pursued), and once had a company TTL - Tobeca Triumvirate Ltd. I saw this satirical jibe from Media Madness; quite hilarious: Quote:Comrade diary,
Me is sittings hiaz downing anoza vodosky az I dream of my genius. I has a greatski life; a weekly article in a national paper, 2 books, in my new language, fans who know just little enough of ze English and brain cell to loves my style. Just wish she who bore my genius into thiz worldski had given me a better name…Vlad, Boris, Jerkovski, anyzing wit a ‘ski’ to show my heritage…not some pussy name like Mochama.
I don’t tell anybody this but I has a law degreeski…dem haterz rumour I didn’t join the bar coz my grammar sucked…I got in the bar dammit! With lotsa vodoski makez me dream of St. Petersburg, home. I’s a literally gangsta, I hold up and rape ze English language…literally…. who told to the bitch to be so hard? Them haterz rumour that I self publish coz no decent publisher woulds touchez my workz.
My books sell bitchez… yes ALL 3 copies…the one she bought to send to a reviewer and keep 2 copies for reference. Looks here, I’m a rebel and i wana redefine ze boundaries of English…into Russian, not coz I’m too drunk ands frustrated to write decently. I’m a poet too…sample this from my next book: “I’m ze smile behind Avrils grannyz, ze green of unwashed envy” pulitzer baby! http://www.frankierants.com/dear-diary-24/
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/17/2008 Posts: 23,365 Location: Nairobi
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KenyanLyrics wrote:This guy's stories are so incomprehensible to me, yet he seems to be targeting young males, so nashindwa, Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten? ......are you young??? ..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/15/2006 Posts: 3,907
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Smitta Smitten, law graduate (but drank too much), won scholarship to study creative art somewhere prestigious (don't know if he pursued), and once had a company TTL - Tobeca Triumvirate Ltd. I saw this satirical jibe from Media Madness; quite hilarious: Quote:Comrade diary,
Me is sittings hiaz downing anoza vodosky az I dream of my genius. I has a greatski life; a weekly article in a national paper, 2 books, in my new language, fans who know just little enough of ze English and brain cell to loves my style. Just wish she who bore my genius into thiz worldski had given me a better name…Vlad, Boris, Jerkovski, anyzing wit a ‘ski’ to show my heritage…not some pussy name like Mochama.
I don’t tell anybody this but I has a law degreeski…dem haterz rumour I didn’t join the bar coz my grammar sucked…I got in the bar dammit! With lotsa vodoski makez me dream of St. Petersburg, home. I’s a literally gangsta, I hold up and rape ze English language…literally…. who told to the bitch to be so hard? Them haterz rumour that I self publish coz no decent publisher woulds touchez my workz.
My books sell bitchez… yes ALL 3 copies…the one she bought to send to a reviewer and keep 2 copies for reference. Looks here, I’m a rebel and i wana redefine ze boundaries of English…into Russian, not coz I’m too drunk ands frustrated to write decently. I’m a poet too…sample this from my next book: “I’m ze smile behind Avrils grannyz, ze green of unwashed envy” pulitzer baby! http://www.frankierants.com/dear-diary-24/
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/1/2009 Posts: 2,436
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I like his writing style both as Tony Mochama and his alter ego smitta smitten. Got a good sense of humour, lots of Russian influence inlcuding the vodoski - musta studied there.
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/16/2010 Posts: 906 Location: Nairobi
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McReggae wrote:KenyanLyrics wrote:This guy's stories are so incomprehensible to me, yet he seems to be targeting young males, so nashindwa, Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten? ......are you young??? Is 21 young? 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/15/2006 Posts: 3,907
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But on an even keel, often in life I've personally encountered this challenge, which I'll name 'breathing my own exhaust'. The best of them have to go through it:
-an artist who paints more for himself
-a drum player who is lost in his head
-a comedian who's laughing loudest at his own jokes
-an egocentric politician who believes he speaks for the [which?] people
-or an obsesive compulsive genius like John Nash in a beautiful mind
So I'd argue Tony Mochama is as good as it gets. If he stepped back 10 paces, he'd increase his social awareness and allow all to appreciate his literary genius.
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Rank: Chief Joined: 8/24/2009 Posts: 5,909 Location: Nairobi
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The guy can't express himself, saw his interview briefly on KTN leo asubuhi....
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Rank: Member Joined: 9/12/2008 Posts: 436 Location: illobi
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KenyanLyrics wrote:This guy's stories are so incomprehensible to me, yet he seems to be targeting young males, so nashindwa, Nani anaelewa huyu Smitta Smitten? Seriously i thought you were a young chicca.... Wait.... or am I confusing you with @newfarer? Hmmmmm
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man
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Rank: Member Joined: 10/26/2010 Posts: 125
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What I know for sure is that this guy is on some serious weed. Coming up with stuff like that is no joke.
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