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jaribu
#1 Posted : Friday, November 27, 2009 9:36:00 AM
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Joined: 5/23/2007
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Today is friday so it must be confession time! I'm asking for the help of esteemed members of SK to help me kick out this bad habit of breaking hearts of different honeyz. I've never met a lady that I didn't like,then dumped or kicked to the kerb after 'safely' exercising my athletic waist. You recently helped Mlefu kick his addiction to 'bad' websites. Today,with my hand on my chest,I'm humbled to ask you guys to throw a rope to a brother,not to hang myself,but to save me from drowning in a river that has beautiful women flowing instinctively like the tilapia of lake victoria. How do I stop having this roving eye and a salivating tongue? Please.. don't kick a brother who is already down!


ReAL mEn DoN't WeAr TiEs!
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kizee
#2 Posted : Friday, November 27, 2009 9:51:00 AM
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how bad is it.? hows ur strike rate? i think most men have a problem similar to yours..myself included...maybe i shud ask for help too...lol
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Kamaa
#3 Posted : Friday, November 27, 2009 9:57:00 AM
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Joined: 10/6/2007
Posts: 1,177
Location: Nairobi - Kenya
cut your dem thing and surely they will all over again start smiling...

When you run so fast to get somewhere,you miss the fun of getting there... Life is not a race,so take it slowly....
When you hear what I say, you will not understand. When you see what I do, you will not comprehend
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mlefu
#4 Posted : Friday, November 27, 2009 10:28:00 AM
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Location: nairobi
jaribu..unatujaribu tena..best medicine is marry a woman you are very sure does not need you..you will learn to appreciate them..your joy begins there.

i love your smile....
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Gordon Gekko
#5 Posted : Friday, November 27, 2009 10:43:00 AM
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You mean there are still tilapia in Lake Victoria? I thought the climate change thing and Mau had made them extinct.
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vinii
#6 Posted : Friday, November 27, 2009 11:01:00 AM
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Joined: 10/14/2009
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@ Jaribu

That could be the work of evil spirits. I suggest you visit a mchungaji e.g Pastor/Dr/Prof. Wairumu for the mashetani to be flushed out!!!



'It requires a lot of carefulness to kill the fly that perches on the scrotum'
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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Fundaah
#7 Posted : Friday, November 27, 2009 11:08:00 AM
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Joined: 11/19/2008
Posts: 1,267
Any you complain that a crazy woman is after your neck in another thread...hell hath no fury of a rejected woman... It must be one of those you use and dump

Rules of the game here:

Before you post anything think.give facts only..It's a serious blog for serious people....Do not insult your brother....respect one another...Just be good....
It's good to live a honest life....life without guilt....

Jeremiah 17:11

As a partridge that hatches eggs which it has not laid,So is he who makes a fortune,but unjustly; In the midst of his days it will forsake him,And in the end he will be a fool.'



From the SK Anti-hate/anti- corruption campaigner..
Isaiah 65:17-Look! I am creating new heavens and a new earth, and no one will even think about the old ones anymore
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pops
#8 Posted : Friday, November 27, 2009 11:09:00 AM
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brother where is this river,i seem to be missing it. maybe i can replace you in this river if u want to take a back seat?
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jaribu
#9 Posted : Friday, November 27, 2009 11:38:00 AM
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Joined: 5/23/2007
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i always laugh out loud when i hear that there are guys who take that blue pill to enhance their libido. in my case,i think i need a pill to reduce that urge. i mean,i feel like a teenager with my hormones constantly pumping like a disco. is there some sort of medication to relax the real jaribu who is restless somewhere south of my belt's buckle?

ReAL mEn DoN't WeAr TiEs!
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Ferrari
#10 Posted : Friday, November 27, 2009 11:39:00 AM
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Joined: 11/27/2009
Posts: 3
U guy kwani wats wrong with being a playa? its even written in the bible women will be more than men............yipeee!1 i think we already there. Get laid (safely of coz) before u get laid 6 feet under man!

Put behind you whats infront of u today or u might wake up and find what was behind u infront (i think).
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