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aemathenge
#1 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 1:48:39 AM
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Joined: 10/18/2008
Posts: 3,434
Location: Kerugoya
12:38am in the morning.

I can not sleep. The bed sheets are so cold but I do not like the feel of the blankets on my back.

I boot my laptop, plug in safaricom modem and hit my home page.

Boring. Some guy whinning about his site tag. Another whinning Messrs Wazua have wiped out his thread and or posts.

How comes the ladies are no where to be seen. Where is Famooz. Mukamba! dear, I rarely miss being married. I do not like the feeling, of being lonely. I am getting old I guess.

I do not take alcohol. Perhaps I should call for a taxi and go out drinking. Nah. I hear hangovers are terrible.

Log off. Back to bed. The sheets are no longer cold. Freezing now. Count sheep perhaps. Hmmm let me see. Famooz 1 Mukamba!2 Famooz 3, Mukamba!4 Famooz5, Mukamba16 fam.....
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vinii
#2 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:05:52 AM
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.......pole saaana..you need not marry, the cold season is about to end...the rest of the year will be scotching hot (LANINA) and you will not need her...just iron your bed sheets everytime before you sleep or buy a smaller bed....Laughing out loudly d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
If you are an eagle don't hang around with chickens; chickens don't fly....
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qw25041985
#3 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:07:58 AM
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Joined: 5/9/2010
Posts: 1,418
Location: Nai
Call ur close girlfriend.
Your future depends on your dreams so go to sleep !
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Njung'e
#4 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 9:08:57 AM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
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Location: Nairobi
@Mahegoat,
Woooooieee!!!....I hope you get to work before 1pm ....lol.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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atiriri
#5 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 10:07:35 AM
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Location: nairobi
Tafuta pipi
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chikita
#6 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 10:45:04 AM
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Joined: 2/18/2010
Posts: 94
Location: Nairobi
@Vinii that irononing the bedsheets really works, mahegoat make sure you try.
you could also try sleeping ninja style like the ladies i.e fully dressed with socks,mittens,headgear,scarf, jumper etc etc...just wear anything that can be worn!
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radio
#7 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 11:07:35 AM
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Posts: 2,003
@aemathenge, I know that feeling. I bought myself this 5*6 bed (in the wisdom that I should solve that need permanently) but it has turned out to be a big mistake! I cant stand the cold!

@vinii..ati iron the bed sheetsd'oh! d'oh! d'oh!
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Njung'e
#8 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 11:12:49 AM
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Location: Nairobi
@Radio,
Misplaced investment!....I big bed will never take the place of warm bottoms...lol.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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radio
#9 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 11:55:54 AM
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Njunge wrote:
@Radio,
Misplaced investment!....I big bed will never take the place of warm bottoms...lol.


It was due to naivety of youth and excitement of living on my own. I will donate it to any willing wazuan...lol
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Impunity
#10 Posted : Wednesday, August 11, 2010 12:35:24 PM
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Joined: 3/2/2009
Posts: 26,331
Location: Masada
Sleep with some warm bottled water; it works, just slightly below the warmth of Migingo.
Portfolio: Sold
You know you've made it when you get a parking space for your yatcht.
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