Funny stuff,seems every Skerian came from central.
Who remembers the polythene soccer balls that we used to stitch together using manila 'Ojwala'. Those days,making ojwala was the only chance one had of owning a football. Usually,the owner of the ojwala assumed the role of the defacto referee and still played.
I also remember at one time one of my cousins came to stay with us from the bundu's. Now he was bright and got good grades for all subjects except Swahili. When my dad asked him why he performed so poorly,he said he had no idea swahili was so difficult as he thot a swahili test involved just identifying s swahili word,e,g
Maliza sentensi; Mtu - anakuja,
then the choices would be like a) huyu b) hawa c) huyo d) hao.
He told us that for him all those swahili words looked perfect,and he could not pick the correct one out of the 4. What he had expected was s swahili word,then throw in a vernacular choice and an english choice so he can identify the swahili word.
We laughed at him for a week. Till today whenever my siz sees that rela of mine,she fast laughs.
I guess if you can't win with facts,you can always pen bile-laced,xenophobic rants to distract everyone.
"The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins