i am lowering my ignoramus intolerance just to respond to your delusion. you've got to be kidding me... now, get petrified

Dear Sparkly

I'm sorry to hear about your rat infestation Thank you for sharing this information with the forum, may I suggest you contact your local pest control specialist who will be able to eradicate the problem for you.

Regarding the issue of being labelled a "Nigerian Scammer"
Yes, it is indeed unfortunate that I have to prove I am "genuine" to simply ask for advice, despite never offering:
1) A get rich quick scheme
2) Asking for your bank account and sort code
3) Offering to sell you something that will likely never turn up after payment has been taken

Why I have to "prove myself" to simply ask questions on this forum without being harrased is beyond me.
Nevertheless I have offered to resolve this little issue by having a breif video skype conversation to quickly end this unwarentted slander.

If my suggestion of "Proving" who I am is not satisfactory, kindly offer an alternative method.

I have received a lot of good advice to date, and would like this continue, however, I fear this will not be the case with the label on my profile

Kind Regards
Mark

Aye
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@ mr davies
Call you on skype! I see that you're clearly trying to lure me into a lurid scheme. A skype video is as reliable as monopoly money. And in any case, the video can be staged and you Nigerians are very clever with such.

be wary of Mwafrika31
I think he's a wolf in sheeps clothing, pointing out other people can't be trusted when it is him that is the REAL Nigerian scammer