@Reox,

Still amuses me how this one survived.....Damn kihii jumped from a tree top with an umbrella for a parachute.........the umbrella turned upwards........'Kihii ni kia Ngai'


Guka wa bijuti...

heard that mukunga inakuliwa .....so us mboys n wanjaihii would go down to the river when its raining and a rainbow has formed so we can fish/catch it.. stupid fools kumbe its reflection of the river water n there a fish called mukunga. i tell u growing up was fun!

Be proactive not reactive

@bebeto!!! that was so hilarious.... Cant stop laughing!!!

@Mlefu

My encounter with the bees was almost similar (no removing clothes of course) but no one lied to me... i did it all by myself...

what i did,as usual,we went to my grand mas place over the holidays (i think this used to be the adventure place and learnt most of the things here.... of course granny thought we were spoilt!) so this time,she sent us to go fetch the water with my cousins... the karoute was through a farm. On our way,i saw some bees collecting nector(sp) on the plants... I got hold of one and started wondering where the honey came from. I pressed it and the (what is the name of that thing that stings someone?) whatever,it came out... then si it contains some chemical? if you have never know,thats the chemical that makes someone to swell. so it was flowing and it is clear and in my little mind.... hey,honey was coming out!! And we all love honey,dont we? of course i couldnt let it go to waste so i licked it..... and eeeehhhh let me say,for 4 days,i could literally not eat coz it felt like i had 5 tongues in a layer!!

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.

one time we stole a significant number of kilos of macadamia and sold to some stranger who paid two bob.. a kihii with two bob was the richest idiot then..so we bought half baked bread,split it,since it looked small,we stole some floor and mixed it with sugar..then headed down to the river..cut a piece of the bread,dip it in the water then pour kidogo unga and sugar on top and that was the sweetest meal,stomachache then was a vocabulary not applicable.

then the obvious happened that evening.. i cld hear my friend sream at top of his lungs and i knew i was next.. the macadamia owner had reported that we missed the sunday school . it ws soooo obvious that whenever my friend was being beaten..i wld be next and vice varsa ..our parents got used to it..when one screams..the other one wld go like 'niki mwikire'..before you answer..vita kama silly

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...

if you think Sagana nine discovered Bungee jumping..you are soo wrong.. my friend and i had heard of it,one fine day we did it..jumping from a height..in our case a tree,with a rope tied on your legs were all the necessary details we heard.. so off we went.. i was 1st.. there was no count down or something like tie the rope like this or that..it was a simple jump..after all our parents kept mentioning it.. RUGA!!!. as best friends,in any action..no one reacted until the other had done the same..him i think he hit the ground harder than me but my cry was louder.. when my mum showed up,the picture of a rope tied on my friends legs and the other end on top a tree was supposed to make her forgive and have mercy on us but wapi.. VIta kama fundahhh...aihhhhh


the wazees were the only pple allowed to trim trees,we cld not understand why they had to go through all that trouble of climbing the tree,we decided to show them how it should be done.. we picked a tree that was furthest from our homes and dint care whom it belongs to.....our style..CUT it down,trim the branches then plant it.. we did exactly that.. our 1st tree was a bit wide and after wasting three days and soo much energy trying to push it over,we gave up... picked on a smaller tree..of course the 1st one dried up eventualy. one week and our parents became suspicious,they spied on us on that day that we were sure the tree wld fall..just before we began our final journey.........war...... war.... .. 'ati wira wanyu no kumithia miti guku'

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...