the men respond - copy paste
A new two-year degree is being offered at the University that many of you should be interested in: Becoming a Real woman. That's right, in just six mini-semesters, you, too, can be a real woman as well as earn a MA degree
(Male Arts). Please take a moment to look over the program outline.
FIRST YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
MEN 101: Combating Stupidity
WMEN101 Combating Emotions
MEN 102: You, Too, Can Do Housework
WMEN 102 You,too,Can Change the Tyre
MEN 103: PMS-Learn When to Keep Your Mouth Shut
WMEN 103 - How to Stop Nagging
MEN 104: We Do Not Want Sleazy Under things for Christmas
WMEN104: We Do Not Want Ties and Colognes For Christmas
Winter Schedule:
MEN 110: Wonderful Laundry Techniques
WMEN 110: Wonderful Ways To Operate The Heater
MEN 111: Understanding the Female Response to Getting in at 4am
WMEN 111: Understanding the Male Response to Singing Hymns and
Banging Crockery at 7am
MEN 112: Parenting: It Doesn't End with Conception
WMEN 112: Parenting;It Doesn't end With Giving Birth
EAT 100: Get a Life, Learn to Cook
CAR 100: Get a Life, Learn How to Change the Light Bulb
EAT 101: Get a Life, Learn to Cook II
CAR 101: Get a Life, Learn not to Leave the Car in Neutral and
the Hand Brake Down
ECON 001A: What's Hers is Hers
ECON 001A: Keep Yours and Pay the Bills
Spring Schedule:
MEN 120: How NOT to Act Like a Butt face When You're Wrong
WMEN120: How NOT to Fake Tears When You Are Wrong
MEN 121: Understanding Your Incompetence
WMEN121: Understanding Your Weakness
MEN 122: YOU, the Weaker Sex
WMEN122: YOU, the Stronger Sex Move the Fridge Into the Kitchen
MEN 123: Reasons to Give Flowers
WMEN 123: Reasons to Understand Sports
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Hers
ECON 001C: What Was Yours is Yours Don't Demand His
SECOND YEAR
Autumn Schedule:
SEX 101: You CAN Fall Asleep without It
SEX 102: If He Sleeps Without It He is Getting It Elsewhere
SEX 103: Morning Dilemma: If It's Awake, Take a Shower
SEX 103: Morning Dilemna;If It's Awake Remove that Stocking on
Your Head
SEX 104: How to Stay Awake After Sex
SEX 104: How To Stop Talking After Sex
MEN 201: How to Put the Toilet Seat Down
WMEN 201: How to Knot a Tie
(Elective)
See Electives Below)
Winter Schedule:
MEN 210: The Remote Control: Overcoming Your Dependency
WMEN 210: The Remote Control; Overcoming Your Unnecessary Emotions
MEN 211: How to Not Act Younger than Your Children
WMEN211: How to Not Act Older Than his Mother
MEN 212: You, Too, Can Be a Designated Driver
WMEN 212: You,Too,Can Mow the Lawn
MEN 213: Honest, You Don't Look Like Tom Cruise
WMEN 213: Honest,You Don't Look Like Jenifer Lopez
MEN 230A: Her Birthdays and Anniversaries Are Important
WMEN 230: His Time With the Boys Is Important
Spring Schedule:
MEN 220: Omitting %&*! from Your Vocabulary (Pass/Fail Only)
WMEN 220: Omiiting "You Don't Understand Me" From Your Language
MEN 221: Fluffing the Blanket After Farting Is Not Necessary
WMEN 221: Asking Me To Buy your Tampons Is Not Necessary
MEN 222: Real Men Ask for Directions
WMEN 222: Real Women Say What They Want., They Don't wait For their
Needs to Be Anticipated or Hinted at
MEN 223: Thirty Minutes of Begging is NOT Considered Foreplay
WMEN 223: Ten Minutes Just Lying Backwards is Not Great Sex
Course Electives:
EAT 101: Cooking with Tofu
EAT 102: Cooking Like His Mum
EAT 102: Utilization of Eating Utensils
EAT 102: How to Treat the Dining Table as a Home and NOT a
Restaurant
EAT 103: Burping and Belching Discreetly
EAT 103: How to Let Him Just Eat
MEN 231: Mothers-in-law
WMEN 231: Your Friends
MEN 232: Appear to Be Listening
WMEN 232: Appear to Be Caring
MEN 233: Just Say "Yes, Dear"
WMEN 233: Just Say "Yeap"
ECON 001C: Cheaper to Keep Her
ECON 001C: Easier To Keep Him