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atiriri
#31 Posted : Thursday, July 29, 2010 5:29:02 PM
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Location: nairobi
What i have seen have caught my mouth zero instead i lack words to describe what I have seen.
Njung'e
#32 Posted : Thursday, July 29, 2010 5:54:27 PM
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Joined: 2/7/2007
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Location: Nairobi
@Maich,
Yaani my gal.....bure wewe.the last one reminds me of a friend.One evening dude is walking the local and he was thoroughly bombed.....Some shouts from across the road,"Wee.kijana unatoka wapi" and he retorts,"Kwani kwako kuna nafasi".....waa...Kalinyorothwo
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Kaigangio
#33 Posted : Thursday, July 29, 2010 6:30:36 PM
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Joined: 2/27/2007
Posts: 2,768
in my previous secondary school there was this subbordinate member of staff and boys used to call him Guka wa Gakunga. the man who was not a very old was semi illiterate and had a very beautiful daughter.smile

one of my classmate got into a relationship with this lady and things went hay-wire.Sad

in one of the schools open forums, the old man was there and got a chance to make a complaint to the schools principal. this is what he said...Brick wall

"sir, you see the other day as i was moving to the kiosk to buy sleeping milk, i caught this boy with my daughter. this is the same boy who gave my daughter a stomach.

i felt like lightning and run to the boy. the boy beat a corner, i beat a corner. he beat a corner, i beat a corner, where is the boy.

you see sir is you beat this boy six for the best cubed or you rub me the job. i Guka wa gakunga"

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Ngundi
#34 Posted : Thursday, July 29, 2010 10:58:12 PM
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Joined: 5/8/2008
Posts: 20
After watching a clip where Ushindi Powder Soap was being advertised, my friend excitedly commented, "cheki, Ushindi wametoa OMO".Laughing out loudly
Outvestor
#35 Posted : Friday, July 30, 2010 12:27:27 AM
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Joined: 8/8/2009
Posts: 171
You are finished in. ---Your skill in something has diminished.
How do we say the common kyuk phrase: "Kumekujwa" in English?
¡ʇɹoɟɟǝ ƃuıɟɟǝ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ɥɔnɯ os ؛uıɐʌ uı ɔıqɐɹɐ ƃuıuɹɐǝן pǝıɹʇ ı
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