I catch him pulling cigarette, I run him but then he beat a sharp corner!
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Thank you very many. I am fed up with your food. When you visit me I will revenge.
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Kuna aina biri ya shura. Kuna shura muyama na shura usho.
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Donti pe sitiupiti. I am talking about p for poy!
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The following are not translations but "adhari lugha ya mama/baba [au jirani!]"
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Guka takes his girlfriend [from the Rift] to a restaurant and the chick tells the waiter "Nataga mayai mbili". the waiter checks below the chair...
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Kamau was leaving choir practice on a Friday evening and met with some police officers. On being asked where he was from, he told the cops "Mimi natoka kuiba. Napenda sana kuiba. Naibaga hata kwa mahoteri kubwa kubwa".
Up to now he has never understood why he was arrested!
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Never count on making a good sale. Have the purchase price be so attractive that even a mediocre sale gives good returns.