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atiriri
#1 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 4:20:51 PM
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A politician in a certain country somewhere, some years back, "We want many many fire on our streets"... She meant, street lights... ie, "We want street lights"! Applause Applause Applause
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atiriri
#2 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 4:29:29 PM
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I done whopped/whipped his &ss, INSTEAD of, "I smacked his bottom"!
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#3 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 4:43:52 PM
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"They are talking a lot of English" - Naivasha MP - wanaongea kizungu mingi
Form is temporary, class is permanent
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aidha
#4 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 4:49:00 PM
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my primary school when she caught me screwing a girl she reporte like this....'' i found him entering this girl!''
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kadonye
#5 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 4:57:13 PM
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Similar thread here


http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...sage&t=7810&f=26
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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Njung'e
#6 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 4:59:19 PM
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"Nimetembelea malaya mosi ma Masaku na matako yao ni maji tuu"...Mulu Mutisya

what he meant;
Nimetembea wilaya yato ya Masaku na matakwa yao ni maji tuu.
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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aidha
#7 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:00:56 PM
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[quote=kadonye]Similar thread here



what do you mean. When i clicked at the link it brought me back. Oduoka kaendi
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aidha
#8 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:02:50 PM
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how is your thing?
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kadonye
#9 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:06:14 PM
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sorry i meant this one

http://www.wazua.co.ke/f....aspx?g=posts&t=7223
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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kadonye
#10 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:07:23 PM
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aidha wrote:
[quote=kadonye]Similar thread here


http://www.wazua.co.ke/f...age&t=7810&f=26[/quote]


what do you mean. When i clicked at the link it brought me back her. Oduoka kaendi


sasa umeniita nini?
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
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aidha
#11 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:19:04 PM
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Njunge wrote:
"Nimetembelea malaya mosi ma Masaku na matako yao ni maji tuu"...Mulu Mutisya

what he meant;
Nimetembea wilaya yato ya Masaku na matakwa yao ni maji tuu.



Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
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aidha
#12 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:20:22 PM
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I have built Nyabisawa Girls secondary for a girl
Rapogi boys sec. for a boy and Bware mixed secondary for a mixture. am i not development?
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atiriri
#13 Posted : Thursday, July 15, 2010 5:38:38 PM
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Oh My God, this dresses is killing me...my shakes are jumping jumping with their pain....(someone please translate!!)
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atiriri
#14 Posted : Friday, July 16, 2010 9:35:33 AM
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aidha wrote:

my primary school when she caught me screwing a girl she reporte like this....'' i found him entering this girl!''






Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you Shame on you
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nostoppingthis
#15 Posted : Friday, July 16, 2010 10:00:19 AM
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aidha wrote:

my primary school when she caught me screwing a girl she reporte like this....'' i found him entering this girl!''




@aidha...jamach maduong
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atiriri
#16 Posted : Friday, July 16, 2010 12:35:03 PM
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@nostoppingthis

is it J.P.T Jamache Pierre Tindoh
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Kaigangio
#17 Posted : Friday, July 16, 2010 2:54:16 PM
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A composition on my most memorable day:

I stood up from bed that morning I drank breakfast very fast. I applied fat on my face and legs. I painted my shoes and I run like paper to school. I took the corner foolishly foolishly at an angel of 90 degrees as if I was carrying a protractor. I just reached when the bell was crying. The teacher saw me and told me that if I would have been late, he would have beaten me trees without mathematics.
Later that day, the same teacher sent me to the butchery to buy him one kilogram of intestines and one kg of much clothes.
He then forgave me with a paper. I also bought stones for the teacher's radio.

...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
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atiriri
#18 Posted : Friday, July 16, 2010 3:15:03 PM
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@kaiganjo
Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause Applause
fat - mo
batteries - kite
instestine - matumbo oboyona gi otas
The bell crying- olang ywak

ha ha ha ha
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atiriri
#19 Posted : Friday, July 16, 2010 3:23:20 PM
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teacher finds boys fighting and asks how it started: reply

boy 1: "he beat me par"

: "then i beat him par"

: "again he beat me par, then we started
fighting"
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Alo
#20 Posted : Friday, July 16, 2010 4:20:17 PM
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@ Kaigangio

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"A woman's heart should be so hidden in Christ that a man should have to seek Him first to find her."
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