Once upon a time, a man went to New Zealand & made money. He decided to marry, so he came to Kenya & got a woman. Once in New Zealand, the woman convinced him to pay for her nursing course. Once she graduated, she got a well paying job, she quickly rewarded the man by starting an affair with another man. The man got a gun and shot both the woman and the adulterous lover. He went on the run as a fugitive.

Another man took another woman to Dallas as his wife & paid for her college degree. He had worked two odd jobs to put her through school on the understanding that she would do the same for him. Once the woman finished and got a good job, she immediately left him saying she could not be with a “warehouse worker”. She then took up with a black American akataa who is unemployed. The man cries everyday, not for the woman, but for the 20% alimony they garnish from his salary to give to the woman.

This other man is facing murder charges in Massachusetts. He will be tried in a few weeks. He killed his estranged wife with a panga, when upon graduation she left the matrimonial home because she did not “need him” any more. He had put her through college at great personal sacrifice, after importing her from Kenya two years before.

Another well meaning gentleman took another woman, this time to California where, working as a lowly paid watchman, he paid for her tuition for nursing. She graduated and got a well paying job, after which she started staying out late, being disrespectful, picking quarrels and generally behaving like a Kenyan woman. After a while, she found out that she could get a greencard if she convinced the police that he had hit her. She promptly did so and the man was arrested two weeks later on assault and battery charges, and was placed in deportation hearings. On being bailed out, he killed their son to hurt the woman as much as she had hurt him. He is now serving 25 to life in San Quentin Correctional Facility.

Kenyan women are from hell. So do yourself a favour and RUN!


All the stories are based on factual occurrence that can be easily googled.

No negative posts allowed.

For those over-sensitive cyber-idlers who are always hanging around the corridors of other people's discussions, eager to get “offended” and then run to the administrators screaming hate speech, know that I’m so not impressed by you.

One of the quickest ways of determining whether a story is based on truth is to look for partinent details, e.g., names, dates, places, amounts etc. In short, the five "Ws":
Who?
What?
When?
Where?
Why?

If they are lacking without explanation, then the story is just that: a story!

Another tell-tale sign is the distance between the storyteller and the actors: E.g. "my sister told me that a friend of her colleague had a neighbour who married...."

dont see any tribal intonations in any of the stories.....

Please keep it clean guys....

Remember the "Why I hate Kikuyu Women" [or something like that] thread?

This is an exact copy-paste with the word "kikuyu' removed.

And isn't "Yellow-Yellow" a reference to Kikuyu?

Yello yello is not a reference to Kikuyu it is a reference to a light skin girl. Most probably Bantu but definitely not Kikuyu girls only!! There are also yello yello from the lakeside esp ladies from Rusinga island.
Im glad a former university lecture is trying to understand urban slang!