1.step on the toilet basin and urinate on the floor
2.show up at weddings, graduation, birthday parties with a new outfit on with nails and hair done but no gift
3. call u late night only to ask..kwani umelala?na ni 3am.
4.Drive with their windows wound up when they get to city centre because of 4-year-old brats armed with human feaces, and still claim to be free people!
5.breastfeed in public, leavn the people wit nothn to imagine.
6. Go to india and come back with an American accent


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