This has to be one of the funniest things in a long time. I think this guy should have been promoted, not fired. This is a true story from the WordPerfect Helpline, which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say the Help Desk employee was fired; however, he/she is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for 'Termination without Cause.'

Actual dialogue of a former WordPerfect Customer Support employee.
(Now I know why they record these conversations! ):

Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?'

Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with WordPerfect. '

Operator: 'What sort of trouble??'

Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words
went away.'
Operator: 'Went away?'

Caller: 'They disappeared'

Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?'

Caller: 'Nothing.'

Operator: 'Nothing??'

Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.'

Operator: 'Are you still in WordPerfect, or did you get out?'

Caller: 'How do I tell?'

Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the screen?'

Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?'

Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?'

Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I type.'

Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??'

Caller: 'What's a monitor?'

Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV.Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?'

Caller: 'I don't know.'

Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where the power cord goes into it. Can you see that??'

Caller: 'Yes, I think so.'

Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall.

Caller: 'Yes, it is.'

Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? '

Caller: 'No.'

Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.'

Caller: 'Okay, here it is.'

Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer..'

Caller: 'I can't reach.'

Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?'

Caller: 'No..'

Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean
way over?'
Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.'

Operator: 'Dark?'

Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.'

Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.'

Caller: 'I can't.'

Operator: 'No? Why not?'

Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.'

Operator: 'A power ...... A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?'

Caller: 'Well,yes,I keep them in the closet.'

Operator: Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.'

Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?'

Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.'

Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?'

Operator:'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!'

a certain girls private school in Nairobi recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of form 3 girls use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom.That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would press their lips to the mirror leaving dozens of little lip prints.Every night, the matron would remove them and the next day... See More, the girls would put them back. Finally the principal decided that something had to be done. She called all the girls to the bathroom and met them there with the matron. She explained that all these lip prints were causing a major problem for the matron who had to clean the mirrors every night.To demonstrate how difficult it had been to clean the mirrors, she asked the matron to show the girls how much effort was required. The matron took out a long-handled squeegee, dipped it in the toilet bowl and cleaned the mirror with it.

THE MARRIAGE TEST.

I was happy. My girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year,and
so we decided to get married. My parents helped us in every way, my
friends encouraged me.and my girlfriend? She was a dream!

There was only one thing bothering me, very much indeed. That one
thing was her younger sister.. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty
years of age, wore tight miniskirts, and low cut blouses. She would
regularly bend down when near me and I got many a pleasant view of her
underwear. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was near
anyone else.

One day little sister called and asked me to come over to check the
wedding invitations. She was alone when I arrived. She whispered to me
that soon I was to be married, and she had feelings and desires for me
that she couldn't overcome and didn't really want to overcome. She
told me that she wanted to make love to me just once before I got
married and committed my life to her older sister.

I was in total shock and couldn't say a word. She said, "I'm going
upstairs to my bedroom, and if you want to go ahead with it just come
up and get me."
I was stunned. I was frozen in shock as I watched her go up the
stairs. When she reached the top she pulled down her panties and threw
them down the stairs at me.

I stood there for a moment, then turned and went straight to the front
door. I opened the door and stepped out of the house and walked
straight towards my car.

My future Father-in-Law was standing outside. With tears in his eyes
he hugged me and said, "We are very happy that you have passed our
little test. We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter.
Welcome to the family...!"


The moral of this story is ...........................

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR CONDOMS IN YOUR CAR .... !.

@ brav the interview noma sana!!

An old pastor lay dying. He sent a message for a Kenya Revenue
Authority (KRA) agent and his lawyer to come to the hospital.
When they arrived, they were ushered up to his room. As they entered
the room, the pastor held out his hands and motioned for them to sit
on each side of the bed. The pastor grasped their hands, sighed
contentedly, smiled, and stared at the ceiling. For a time, no one
said anything.
Both the KRA agent and lawyer were touched and flattered that the old
man would ask them to be with him during his final moments. They were
also puzzled because the pastor had never given any indication that he
particularly liked either one of them.

Finally, the Lawyer asked, 'Pastor, why did you ask the two of us to
come here?'

The old pastor mustered all his strength, and then said weakly, 'Jesus
died between two thieves, and that's how I'd like to go.'