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Sasha		#21 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:15:00 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/5/2007 Posts: 627		@guka: Try this concoction, but if you die, do not say it was me! You need a conical flask, jik colours, sugar, tobacco (I know you have this somewhere), and some vinegar! The Procedure: Add some jik colours (about five tablespoonfulls) into the conical flask. Add one tablespoon of sugar and let it rest for about 5 minutes. DO NOT KOROGA! Add a pinch of tobacco and a tablespoon of vinegar. Cover the mixture with a clean cloth! Put the conical flask on a fire and place the mouth of the conical flask into your mouth and let the fumes find their way into your body! Disclaimer: Ukikufa, shauri yako! Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
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Wendz		#22 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:19:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268		@Guka... Hiyo ya Sasha,ni ile msokoto walivuta na Leona sato before the stool moves.... Quite clearly,ts still at work.... Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
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Pierce		#23 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:23:00 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/16/2009 Posts: 1,464		Smoke a carton (okay.........how should this be said).......not a carton of cigarretes!! Smoke the brown carton kama ile inawekwa Kwanga soap.
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Njunge		#24 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:34:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		@Sasha, You sure hiyo si concotion ya kutengeneza a ka-small nuclear??......Hii lazima uliipata kwa site ya hamas ama Al-queda......Again i don't need something to blow me out of this world...Eh?.That stuff you prescribe might make me remove all the clothes nibaki na socks na boxers......then nianze Kulilimbika...!!... @Pierce, Carton?......Why not just light a tree?... Guka wa bijuti... Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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Sasha		#25 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:44:00 PM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/5/2007 Posts: 627		@guka: Exactly! It will make your body so hot you will have to strip! It is not explosive, unless you have another fire in the stomach! You want to inhale the fumes, not ingest the concoction! It sets the mind free! Just make sure Mama Mburu is nowhere nearby! That neighbours cow trying to climb yours ain't seen nothing! He he he he! I can just imagine guka chasing after Mama Mburu! Hi hi hi hi! Immorality: The morality of those who are having a better time!
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Njunge		#26 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 12:52:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/7/2007 Posts: 11,935 Location: Nairobi		@Sasha, Noooooo...!!...It's not stuff for the small head..!!..bure wewe..!!......Ever heard of kiraiku?? ....that is it......Raw tobacco rolled in a piece of old newspaper........There used to be a man in my village who used to smoke this stuff.Few men wanted anything to do with it.....It is said a dumb dude,after smoking the stuff exclaimed,'Hii..!.Giki kiraiku kai nikiarura-ii'.........and we used to joke,'Kiraiku gia Giku giatumire bubu aarie'(Giku's tobacco made a dumb dude talk) Guka wa bijuti... Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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andycapp		#27 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 2:42:00 PM
Rank: Member Joined: 12/21/2007 Posts: 63		Recently i bumped into my small sis and her pals from campo smoking something that looked like weed but as they explained to me its a legal substance,smoked in those pots like for opium,ati its called SHISHA. & it has an apple & strawberry flavor, What exactly is SHISHA,anyone her who knows? ama they played me?
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Kaigangio		#28 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 4:07:00 PM
Rank: Elder Joined: 2/27/2007 Posts: 2,768		@ guka, there is this myth that kiraiku killed a whole donkey in kanyagia...i suppose the owner was loading the donkey when he was smoking kiraiku...the donkey started sneezing...couphed 2 times and fell down ...dead of course. better go for njiri. NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB *...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...*
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Wendz		#29 Posted : Thursday, April 02, 2009 5:02:00 AM
Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268		@kaigangio what??? hapo umetundanganya.... nothing like that..... Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
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Pierce		#30 Posted : Thursday, April 02, 2009 5:03:00 AM
Rank: Veteran Joined: 3/16/2009 Posts: 1,464		Weeee Gizzard it's too early for such stories......ati 'a whole donkey'...........ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.....
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