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Tax evasion using M-Pesa
Fyatu
#1 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2019 3:56:43 PM
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I have noticed a trend when you ask to lipa-na-mpesa you are asked to either send the money to the shopowners line or in case of some pubs you are asked to withdraw money to an agent number provided by the waiter/bar tender.Funny enough is that these shops and pubs have paybill numbers.

And i am speaking about high-end shops huko Sarit, Garden city, Two-rivers etc owned by people of other races considered superior to Africans but not superior to Wazungus(i speak in code).

The pubs that are asking patrons to send money to an agent number as if they are withdrawing money have names of a noisy bird and are usually found at petrol stations formerly owned(minority owned) by @VVS and @Marehemu Totalman a.k.a The bull of Auckland.

Can Safaricom, KRA and DCI investigate this?
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nairobby
#2 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2019 5:11:30 PM
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Fyatu wrote:
I have noticed a trend when you ask to lipa-na-mpesa you are asked to either send the money to the shopowners line or in case of some pubs you are asked to withdraw money to an agent number provided by the waiter/bar tender.Funny enough is that these shops and pubs have paybill numbers.

And i am speaking about high-end shops huko Sarit, Garden city, Two-rivers etc owned by people of other races considered superior to Africans but not superior to Wazungus(i speak in code).

The pubs that are asking patrons to send money to an agent number as if they are withdrawing money have names of a noisy bird and are usually found at petrol stations formerly owned(minority owned) by @VVS and @Marehemu Totalman a.k.a The bull of Auckland.

Can Safaricom, KRA and DCI investigate this?


Hehehe they are very notorious for this. Watu walipe ushuru. KRA have a hotline you can snitch onLaughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
sparkly
#3 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2019 5:48:59 PM
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Fyatu wrote:
I have noticed a trend when you ask to lipa-na-mpesa you are asked to either send the money to the shopowners line or in case of some pubs you are asked to withdraw money to an agent number provided by the waiter/bar tender.Funny enough is that these shops and pubs have paybill numbers.

And i am speaking about high-end shops huko Sarit, Garden city, Two-rivers etc owned by people of other races considered superior to Africans but not superior to Wazungus(i speak in code).

The pubs that are asking patrons to send money to an agent number as if they are withdrawing money have names of a noisy bird and are usually found at petrol stations formerly owned(minority owned) by @VVS and @Marehemu Totalman a.k.a The bull of Auckland.

Can Safaricom, KRA and DCI investigate this?


How do you know they don't pay tax? The only way to avoid taxes is to go 100% cash, but even that is not fool proof.
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kawi254
#4 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2019 6:18:08 PM
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sparkly wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
I have noticed a trend when you ask to lipa-na-mpesa you are asked to either send the money to the shopowners line or in case of some pubs you are asked to withdraw money to an agent number provided by the waiter/bar tender.Funny enough is that these shops and pubs have paybill numbers.

And i am speaking about high-end shops huko Sarit, Garden city, Two-rivers etc owned by people of other races considered superior to Africans but not superior to Wazungus(i speak in code).

The pubs that are asking patrons to send money to an agent number as if they are withdrawing money have names of a noisy bird and are usually found at petrol stations formerly owned(minority owned) by @VVS and @Marehemu Totalman a.k.a The bull of Auckland.

Can Safaricom, KRA and DCI investigate this?


How do you know they don't pay tax? The only way to avoid taxes is to go 100% cash, but even that is not fool proof.


I know of a small petrol stations owner who has registered as an M-PESA agent so basically when you pay by withdrawing from M-PESA Agent you are paying Him.

Could it be a way of escaping Merchant fees charged by Safaricom on Paybill/Buy Goods and also gaining from M-PESA Agent fees?

....does KRA have access to M-PESA transactions? recent media reports of KRA wanting M-PESA transaction data seems to point that they don't have it.
Spikes
#5 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2019 6:18:29 PM
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sparkly wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
I have noticed a trend when you ask to lipa-na-mpesa you are asked to either send the money to the shopowners line or in case of some pubs you are asked to withdraw money to an agent number provided by the waiter/bar tender.Funny enough is that these shops and pubs have paybill numbers.

And i am speaking about high-end shops huko Sarit, Garden city, Two-rivers etc owned by people of other races considered superior to Africans but not superior to Wazungus(i speak in code).

The pubs that are asking patrons to send money to an agent number as if they are withdrawing money have names of a noisy bird and are usually found at petrol stations formerly owned(minority owned) by @VVS and @Marehemu Totalman a.k.a The bull of Auckland.

Can Safaricom, KRA and DCI investigate this?


How do you know they don't pay tax? The only way to avoid taxes is to go 100% cash, but even that is not fool proof.

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VituVingiSana
#6 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2019 6:30:19 PM
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Fyatu wrote:
I have noticed a trend when you ask to lipa-na-mpesa you are asked to either send the money to the shopowners line or in case of some pubs you are asked to withdraw money to an agent number provided by the waiter/bar tender.Funny enough is that these shops and pubs have paybill numbers.

And i am speaking about high-end shops huko Sarit, Garden city, Two-rivers etc owned by people of other races considered superior to Africans but not superior to Wazungus(i speak in code).

The pubs that are asking patrons to send money to an agent number as if they are withdrawing money have names of a noisy bird and are usually found at petrol stations formerly owned(minority owned) by @VVS and @Marehemu Totalman a.k.a The bull of Auckland.

Can Safaricom, KRA and DCI investigate this?
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https://allafrica.com/stories/201906170102.html

You should also "ongeza ya kutoa" when you pay by M-Pesa.
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Fyatu
#7 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2019 6:36:28 PM
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sparkly wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
I have noticed a trend when you ask to lipa-na-mpesa you are asked to either send the money to the shopowners line or in case of some pubs you are asked to withdraw money to an agent number provided by the waiter/bar tender.Funny enough is that these shops and pubs have paybill numbers.

And i am speaking about high-end shops huko Sarit, Garden city, Two-rivers etc owned by people of other races considered superior to Africans but not superior to Wazungus(i speak in code).

The pubs that are asking patrons to send money to an agent number as if they are withdrawing money have names of a noisy bird and are usually found at petrol stations formerly owned(minority owned) by @VVS and @Marehemu Totalman a.k.a The bull of Auckland.

Can Safaricom, KRA and DCI investigate this?


How do you know they don't pay tax? The only way to avoid taxes is to go 100% cash, but even that is not fool proof.


It is something i found irregular and smelled of corruption and tax evasion.In the USA they usually say...If you see something, say something.....
Dumb money becomes dumb only when it listens to smart money
Fyatu
#8 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2019 6:55:32 PM
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Is it still mandatory to have ETR machines in business premises? I once(sio ktambo) visited Voi town and found that almost all businesses(e.g., butcheries, bars and restaurants, lodging and accommodation) offered ETR receipts. Could Voi be the most tax compliant town in Kenya?
Dumb money becomes dumb only when it listens to smart money
Angelica _ann
#9 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2019 7:06:45 PM
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KRA are trying, my account at Memba was blocked in June until i had to take my KRA PIN number. Wonder how this will help in compliance?
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sparkly
#10 Posted : Monday, October 07, 2019 7:09:57 PM
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Fyatu wrote:
sparkly wrote:
Fyatu wrote:
I have noticed a trend when you ask to lipa-na-mpesa you are asked to either send the money to the shopowners line or in case of some pubs you are asked to withdraw money to an agent number provided by the waiter/bar tender.Funny enough is that these shops and pubs have paybill numbers.

And i am speaking about high-end shops huko Sarit, Garden city, Two-rivers etc owned by people of other races considered superior to Africans but not superior to Wazungus(i speak in code).

The pubs that are asking patrons to send money to an agent number as if they are withdrawing money have names of a noisy bird and are usually found at petrol stations formerly owned(minority owned) by @VVS and @Marehemu Totalman a.k.a The bull of Auckland.

Can Safaricom, KRA and DCI investigate this?


How do you know they don't pay tax? The only way to avoid taxes is to go 100% cash, but even that is not fool proof.


It is something i found irregular and smelled of corruption and tax evasion.In the USA they usually say...If you see something, say something.....


This is Kenya. It is for everyone to assess their own taxes and for KRA confirm compliance. There is no prescribed method of collecting sales as long as prescribed records are kept, taxes computed, returns done and taxes paid.
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