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Giv me sth to smoke
Njunge
#11 Posted : Tuesday, October 28, 2008 2:52:00 PM
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Wendz,

Si ni huyo Thimioni.....wait...he knows am coming on 15th......Nitamsambazia mangumi.....I will remove all his teeth and re-arrange them.I'll make sure the molars are at the front and vice versa.......Ako wapi?....
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
steve.m
#12 Posted : Wednesday, October 29, 2008 8:54:00 AM
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@Cindano: Congrats,you saw simonkabz attack and chose to ignore it ama its true you are now making your happiness with ......... heheheeee!!!!!!

Everybody has a plan `till they get hit -Mike Tyson
simonkabz
#13 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 4:44:00 PM
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I posted this?? So no need of posting it afresh eh....been to nai n back,I feel lyk colapsing. Leo tusker itaniona!

Truest proverb: Mwenda pole hajikwai
TULIA.........UFUNZWE!
Sober
#14 Posted : Tuesday, March 31, 2009 5:15:00 PM
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I now remember what i am missing

A likely impossibility is always preferable to an unconvincing posibility.
African parents don't know how to say sorry.. the closest you will get to a sorry is a 'have you eaten'
Njunge
#15 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 6:42:00 AM
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It's wet and cold and i have had more than my share of coffee alone (Kabiaru).......Pass it on.......Some glue will do kama hamna msokoto.....heheh..........!!!


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Kaigangio
#16 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 6:56:00 AM
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@ guka,

instead of glue,why not make a msokoto from dried finely crashed kikuyu grass and roll it in an old newspaper. this one is not addictive,does not cause lung cancer and you will only need one msokoto in a fortnight as you can custom make to the size of 2 feet. BTW it will cost you nothing since grass is free and you can use your old newspapers,hehehehehehe......


NEVER TALK OF A RHINO IF THERE IS NO TREE NEAREBY - ZULU PROVERB
...besides, the presence of a safe alone does not signify that there is money inside...
Njunge
#17 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 7:04:00 AM
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@Kaigangio,

I need something tough...........Like the one that makes a dude laugh himself silly for seeing a chapati turn brown on a pan......and then he eats it....!!...Wapi Wendz,Leona and Sasha ......??....Dear sisters....!!....I need to cheza one man kililimbi....Tulululu X2....but stuff won't come along unless am high on something.....pass it on.



Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
Wendz
#18 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 7:13:00 AM
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@Guka,

Sasha and Leona made it lilimbuka at kililimbi night... i really suspect overconsumption caused those stool moves they were trying to outdo each other.....

Some deals are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
mlefu
#19 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 7:17:00 AM
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Location: nairobi
ring your spouse and call off your relationship.. bad marriage seems to be the only sth that Skerians smoke.. why be the odd one out..i just did..stima zimepotea

muthomi mugi aiikagia maitho kabere...
Njunge
#20 Posted : Wednesday, April 01, 2009 7:32:00 AM
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Location: Nairobi
@mlefu,

Call off?.......That's the day you realise you are a looser.The first person to appear is mum......'Aende wapi?.Wewe ndio utaenda umuache hapa hapa!!'.......i don't know but they seem to bribe our mothers.


Guka wa bijuti...
Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
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