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I Love Traffic Jams
Wendz
#11 Posted : Wednesday, June 30, 2010 6:09:59 PM
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@Guka.... I hear you.... i think i would also be dead the night before the trip.....

@Mukiha.... thats a good one.... Its been working for me for a while now. I love my music... and have you noticed how people (also stuck in jam pulling their faces) look at you badly when you are enjoying your head-nodding, foot-tapping music? Its like you are violating the rules of the jam by being happy.... LOL. Next time, try even dancing abit and see how annoyed other drivers get....
wa P
#12 Posted : Wednesday, June 30, 2010 8:17:10 PM
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Lucky you all who enjoy the traffic jam..
Some of us don't, can't.

For, while you are gyrating your head to the sooth of a good number....
And thumping your foot on the pedal while the limo is in limbo...

Some of us are menacingly requesting for our margins...
From distraught, frustrated thirteensome...
Who demand that we get them there now, not later, jam or blueband...
When we succumb to their threat, afande smiles...
For he has had his bread delivered without breaking sweat.
'Sonko' calls, and says the day's target is double yesterday's...jam, afande or insolent thirteensome notwithstanding.

Just then Guka with his Peugeot, keeps it straight in lane...
Training his eye forward, as if there is a prize.
He wont understand, that we need to cut in...
And oops! his ancient side mirror is no more!
It has to be imported from the scrapheaps of Burgundy, we are told...

And you still expect us...
To enjoy traffic jam?
We cant for some of us,


are matatu drivers.
kenmac
#13 Posted : Wednesday, June 30, 2010 10:14:01 PM
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Wa P, very poetic....@ mukiha get some Jonathan butler too, my favorite being 'river of life'
......Ecclesiastes
mukiha
#14 Posted : Wednesday, June 30, 2010 10:54:39 PM
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@kenmac; I tried Butler; he's not deep enough for my rhythm buds...
Nothing is real unless it can be named; nothing has value unless it can be sold; money is worthless unless you spend it.
story teller
#15 Posted : Thursday, July 01, 2010 5:47:26 AM
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Where is Michuki when we need him? The matatu guys are a law unto themselves.

Before you drive yourself crazy ( literally) , take a deep breath and go... one..one thousand, two..two thousand etc. You will calm down and you will be at peace with the world.
It's not hard to make decisions when you know what your values are.
kadonye
#16 Posted : Thursday, July 01, 2010 3:24:07 PM
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WaP.That piece of poetry is hot n original.Post more am a fan
What a wicked man I am!The things I want to do,I don't do.The things I don't want to do I find myself doing
Magigi
#17 Posted : Thursday, July 01, 2010 3:37:42 PM
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Mukiha
...Cassettes...Thought I was the only one left listening to music stored in a 'casstte'.
...hope you have bought your children Ipods to listen to their mahewa while on a long trip...otherwise they would kill you before you complete a 1/8 of the journey for torturing their ears and causing them mental fatigue that may require a drill at Nairobi hospital...
Kode 254
#18 Posted : Thursday, July 01, 2010 5:02:00 PM
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Traffic jams give a good "marketing" opportunity for whosoever might have the guts! Think of those preachers who keep going in the buses! If only we could take this opportunity to "sell" whatever goods or services we might have! I bought my life policy in the jam! So, jams are good!
McReggae
#19 Posted : Thursday, July 01, 2010 7:01:37 PM
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I am trying to luv this on on m-rd today but trust it's too much today, less than 2km in an hour,......DAMN!!!!!!!!
..."Wewe ni mtu mdogo sana....na mwenye amekuandika pia ni mtu mdogo sana!".
leona
#20 Posted : Friday, July 02, 2010 12:54:48 AM
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@Mukiha and Guka
You two lose me anytime you start discussing those oldies!I never even get to identify with any of them:( Anyhow,great advise there,hakuna haja ya stress kwa jam...
Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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