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hardwood
#1 Posted : Thursday, July 11, 2019 12:31:18 AM
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Location: Rodi Kopany, Homa Bay
So I've found these akoblow guys on my way home. I refused to blow into the gadget and told them they cant put some foreign object whose sanitary condition I do not know in my mouth. They have handcuffed me and put me in their land rover (cruiser?) and they have towed my car. Mniombee tafasari.
Bigchick
#2 Posted : Thursday, July 11, 2019 1:09:54 AM
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hardwood wrote:
So I've found these akoblow guys on my way home. I refused to blow into the gadget and told them they cant put some foreign object whose sanitary condition I do not know in my mouth. They have handcuffed me and put me in their land rover (cruiser?) and they have towed my car. Mniombee tafasari.



Ngai!On a Wednesday evenning.

50K gone just like that.

5k ya ujeuri
5k ya towing
10k not to go to the cell
20K so that you dont go to court
10k so that they dont call journalists.

Pole ndungu.
Love is beautiful and so are those who share it.With Love, Marriage is an amazing event in ones life time, the foundation of joy, happiness and success.
newfarer
#3 Posted : Thursday, July 11, 2019 6:10:28 AM
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Location: Uganda
Bigchick wrote:
hardwood wrote:
So I've found these akoblow guys on my way home. I refused to blow into the gadget and told them they cant put some foreign object whose sanitary condition I do not know in my mouth. They have handcuffed me and put me in their land rover (cruiser?) and they have towed my car. Mniombee tafasari.



Ngai!On a Wednesday evenning.

50K gone just like that.

5k ya ujeuri
5k ya towing
10k not to go to the cell
20K so that you dont go to court
10k so that they dont call journalists.

Pole ndungu.

pole hope you have found your way out.but next time don't drink and drive.take a uber.leave your car at your pub.dont risk your life and that of other road users.ukishikwa na makosa the best way is to plead for forgiveness.it melts even the most hardened police officer.ukiwaonyesha ujeruri utajua ujui.
punda amecheka
Angelica _ann
#4 Posted : Thursday, July 11, 2019 7:34:00 AM
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Pole bro. I hope you got out unscathed.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
AlphDoti
#5 Posted : Thursday, July 11, 2019 8:49:47 AM
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Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
Whenever I visit Nairobi and I happen to be on the road at late evenings, and I meet these road blocks, they flag me down, I slow down, I switch on the interior cabin lights, and wind the window down... they see my Kanzu and cap... they tell me "pita mzee, pita!" and they pull back the barrier. I give them the thumbs up, smile and move... at times I reward them with rwabe just as a gift and tell them "kazi mzuri".
Lolest!
#6 Posted : Thursday, July 11, 2019 10:19:19 AM
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Joined: 3/18/2011
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Location: Kianjokoma
hardwood wrote:
So I've found these akoblow guys on my way home. I refused to blow into the gadget and told them they cant put some foreign object whose sanitary condition I do not know in my mouth. They have handcuffed me and put me in their land rover (cruiser?) and they have towed my car. Mniombee tafasari.

I thought one just blows, without any contact
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sparkly
#7 Posted : Thursday, July 11, 2019 10:50:14 AM
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hardwood wrote:
So I've found these akoblow guys on my way home. I refused to blow into the gadget and told them they cant put some foreign object whose sanitary condition I do not know in my mouth. They have handcuffed me and put me in their land rover (cruiser?) and they have towed my car. Mniombee tafasari.


Driving while drunk is not an offense. The offense is to drive while drunk and be unable to control the car.

Fuliza hio kitu, enda kotini jitetee.
Life is short. Live passionately.
newfarer
#8 Posted : Thursday, July 11, 2019 9:56:05 PM
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bratha ...walikuachilia..if not which police station did they take you.need to visit you
punda amecheka
newfarer
#9 Posted : Saturday, July 13, 2019 10:20:41 AM
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Posts: 3,505
Location: Uganda
hardwood yaani umespend weekend ndani?
punda amecheka
Angelica _ann
#10 Posted : Saturday, July 13, 2019 12:41:38 PM
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Alicheza na Sirkal, iko na mkono mrefu. Anyway i hope he called one of his blogger friends to bail him out.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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