Due to the technological developments, future foetuses wont be connected to their mother by the Umbilical Chord, the Chord will be replaced by USB

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There are sentences which wen writen forwards and backwarsds they remain the same. Hebu try to write this one backwards "SEX AT NOON TAXES"

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Wen Jimmy Kibaki started the outfit called Simama Kenya..who in hell had told him that Kenya was Squatting

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"If a small pig is called Piglet, a small bull is called Bullet, a small toy is toilet and a small wall is called wallet"

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Real life revenge story: At the Thika stage,I asked a konda: Gari ni
pesa ngapi, he replied: Mwenyewe aliinunua milioni mbili lakini
sijasikia ka anataka kuliuza. I was so pissed off. Kufika Juja, the
same konda asked me: Kijana unashuka? I replied : Apana, shuka niliacha
kitandani.

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konda: tao mbao tao mbao,githurai kumi...

woman:kwani nairobi kuna nini?

konda:kuna mkutano wa malaya,wacha maswali ya ufala mama!

woman:mamako amealikwa?

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A guy, half way thru his hamburger discovers a hair in it. Angryly he calls the waitress and shouts," There is a hair in my hamburger : whats going on!" So the waitress takes him to the kitchen. To his horror, the cook was flattening the meat patties under his arm pit .The guys screems,"Damn, this is disgusti...ng!" The waitress interupts him,"You think THATS disgusting?Wait u see him make the Doughnuts!!"
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The medical term for sweet is MELLITUS..remember diabetes MELLITUS that is caused by excess sweetness (sugar)... The medical term for heart is CARDIAC. This means that the medical term for SWEETHEART IS MELLITUS CARDIAC

a boy decided 3 blackmail ppl to get sam money. He goz, tells his dad " I know the whole truth". dad gives him 2k n tells im, dont tel ya mum. He goz 2 his mum, tels ha " I know de whole truth". mum givs im 3k n tells de boy "dont tell ya dad. The boy goz to their Driver and tels im "I know the whole truth" but th...e driver daent give im money, he tells im, "good 2 know the truth.Now,come hug me, ya real dad!!!

I upgraded my program from Girlfrnd 7.0 to wife 1.0.Shida, this program installs itself into all other programs and launches during systems initialization and then it monitors all other systems activities. Applications such as ''Boys' Night out 2.5'' no longer run, and crashes the systems whenever selected.Attempting t......o ope...rate ''Saturday Football 6.3'' always fails and ''Saturday Shopping 7.1 runs instead..

hahahahah...watchie amekuta vitu za mdosi..