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newfarer
#1 Posted : Sunday, February 03, 2019 3:14:30 PM
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if you joined wazua in or before 2010.you are in your midlife no doubt. fellow wazua wazees how are you coping with midlife crisis?

this is the time that you are married and may be successful. young girls who can be your daughters start showing interest in you lying to you how young you look despite your balding head and potbelly.problems start at home and the like.most likely Kori the wambui murder suspect is suffering from this crisis going by the number of women who have laid claim on him. if you are between 35-45 pray this bug doesn't bite you.
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Impunity
#2 Posted : Sunday, February 03, 2019 8:36:20 PM
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Swenani
#3 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2019 11:32:50 AM
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newfarer wrote:
if you joined wazua in or before 2010.you are in your midlife no doubt. fellow wazua wazees how are you coping with midlife crisis?

this is the time that you are married and may be successful. young girls who can be your daughters start showing interest in you lying to you how young you look despite your balding head and potbelly.problems start at home and the like.most likely Kori the wambui murder suspect is suffering from this crisis going by the number of women who have laid claim on him. if you are between 35-45 pray this bug doesn't bite you.


How are you coping with midlife crisis?
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newfarer
#4 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2019 1:54:01 PM
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Swenani wrote:
newfarer wrote:
if you joined wazua in or before 2010.you are in your midlife no doubt. fellow wazua wazees how are you coping with midlife crisis?

this is the time that you are married and may be successful. young girls who can be your daughters start showing interest in you lying to you how young you look despite your balding head and potbelly.problems start at home and the like.most likely Kori the wambui murder suspect is suffering from this crisis going by the number of women who have laid claim on him. if you are between 35-45 pray this bug doesn't bite you.


How are you coping with midlife crisis?

it's been tough..but a known ailment is as good as cured.when I see these slayqueens showing small interest.. I run like Joseph lest I be masterminded.
http://m.wazua.co.ke/for...amp;m=861927#post861927
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kingfisher
#5 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2019 2:25:12 PM
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Those are two english words and they mean nothing to those who care less about them. No crisis here.
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Obi 1 Kanobi
#6 Posted : Monday, February 04, 2019 2:36:14 PM
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Waah,, this thing is real. Is there a coping mechanism?
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Mastermind
#7 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 8:57:40 AM
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newfarer wrote:
Swenani wrote:
newfarer wrote:
if you joined wazua in or before 2010.you are in your midlife no doubt. fellow wazua wazees how are you coping with midlife crisis?

this is the time that you are married and may be successful. young girls who can be your daughters start showing interest in you lying to you how young you look despite your balding head and potbelly.problems start at home and the like.most likely Kori the wambui murder suspect is suffering from this crisis going by the number of women who have laid claim on him. if you are between 35-45 pray this bug doesn't bite you.


How are you coping with midlife crisis?

it's been tough..but a known ailment is as good as cured.when I see these slayqueens showing small interest.. I run like Joseph lest I be masterminded.
http://m.wazua.co.ke/for...amp;m=861927#post861927

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YoungMulla
#8 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 4:38:50 PM
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1. I don't think mipangos and slayqueens only feature in guys going through a mid-life crisis, or guys in that age bracket alone. Fellas in their 20's also have mipangos and are dealing with the same slayqueens.

2. Mid-life crisis alone, today we have the quarter-life crisis as well. This is what is eating people between ages 25-30 as they deliberate what their purpose in life is. Mid-life crisis is said to hit when one is in their 40's.
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FRM2011
#9 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 6:41:26 PM
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This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.

1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.

2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.

3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.
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Angelica _ann
#10 Posted : Tuesday, February 05, 2019 6:49:25 PM
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FRM2011 wrote:

This is nothing but the sad rantings of a middle-aged Kikuyu man.

1. I have realized that we all pay for s*x, and its more expensive inside a marriage than outside. The professionals charge the lowest, followed by MWKs, wives charge the highest for the lousiest experience.

2. I have realized that majority of kenyan women bring nothing more than their pu**y to a marriage.

3. I have realized that our women fear and respect the hardcore type of men i.e. guys who will unleash a slap at the slightest provocation. If you are a nice polite guy, woe unto you.


You are married to the wrong woman or yours is a live in not a marriage, review it brother ASAP.

Marriage should be teamwork with full of love, appreciation, understanding, caring and concern. You look out for each other and tag along one another. Know each other inside out and operate on a give and take from each other - not one sided.
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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