That sounds that comes out when thrusting is not a chomping sound?

Kate,
The issue is NOT finding a run-of-the-mill tu-supuu single lady to get married to.
Those ones are a DIME A DOZEN in this here our Kiinya. Like weeds in a field after the rains. I meet them daily EVERYWHERE. At the supermarket, at the CBD, at Dustbowl, introductions from well meaning relas who are pagans, while at the gym, the list is endless. In fact if I was a bad muguy with zero moral standards nor fear of the Living God like most Wazoo men, ndingaling would be all over the place on these super pretty slay queens huyoooooooooo. You do not know how many I RUN AWAY from like USAIN BOLT weekly, my musiste. The issue is finding a QUALITY and TRULY BORN AGAIN rendy. And by born again I do not mean a mere churchgoer who jumps and sings hallelujah in church and then is busy fornicating furiously with her boss fuaaaaaaaaaa to keep a job the next day. By their fruits you shall know them. This kine a GOOD GODLY woman na not easy to find oo! As I mentioned in anaa post I have narrowed it down to 4 very high potential born again ngels who I am currently actively getting to know moja bin moja. Full report will be coming in a few weeks. As for "getting off Wazoo" I'm in the field work a LOT mama wher it gets boring sometimes so typing on Wazoo is enjoyable..believe it or not it takes me 20-30 minutes TOTAL per day AT MOST to respond to kedo 20 threads a day of pipo always crying ooo Mugundaman this..oooo Mugundaman that..ooo oooo ooo. Wapewe response wote am not a stingy man

Ab-so-tu-to-lutely!

Lakini to be honest sidhani kaa watapata kama mimi .
If they do I will gladly wish them luck and a happy life!
Ask Nairobi ladees (including church ones) what they have been through with Kenyan men na utashangaa.

Mara ooo domestic violence
oooo he cheats daily (sadly 98% of Kenyan men according to them)
oooo I have to go find him passed out in a bar daily to bring him home due to fombe
oooo unromantic his idea of romance is to watch boring Premier footie together while he guzzles beer. No gifts not flowers no poetry nada
ooo he has 100 shudrens by 100 different babay mamas
oooo he gave me an STD
oooo the best trip he has ever taken me on is to go see pundas at Safari Walk
Ooooo my hubby is a one minute man between the sheets
oooo he is cheap, can't even buy me a decent ring for our engagement
ooooo he is a poor father, does not spend even 10 minutes with his kids. He thinks bringing in a paycheck is athe end all be all of fatherhood
ooooo he has poor hygeine and is proud of it
oooo he is always out with his mupoys leaving me at home scrubbing dishes
oooo he is always broke or a poor provider
oooo he lacks self confidence so can hardly sweep any woman off her feet
ooooo he is a gambler with Sportpesa and doesn't know how to grow investments for our future
ooooo ooooo ooooo it goes on and on and on...

A good born again Christian man, fit, tall, handsome, well educated and romantic, faithful and loving is hard to find papa. You yourself would admit so simply by looking in the mirror and evaluating if you fit any of the mucriterias above concerning typiko Kenyan men (as relayed from Kenyan women). Not bragging, am just speaking facts mubradzee

@ Double A I told you a million times that you are a slay queen who does not even know she is one. Anapikiria tu lungula yaani horizontal gymanstics yaani mjulubengs yaani kuboki kila siku with many different STD infested men.
Isatragedy!

Would a foooooine Godly Christian Proverbs 31 type of lady want to leave a Mugundaman to go out with you talking about nether regions and, collecting STDS from desperate not-so-savoury-looking (see sample here) down on their heels slayqueens and nailing anything that moves ? Be honest!




Read YOUR OWN posts and please tell us if you fit the mucriteria of a cheater or not . My fren this is NOT rocket science nor does it need a formal survey.



Exactly what I'm talking about. Men like YOU who marry slay queens like Double A and think a promiscuous STD infested lifestyle is normal. When you kiss your wife usiku you might find you are kissing lips that have been on the houseboy just minutes before you arrived home for the evening. And she will be kissing lips that were on a stinky lady of the night you "munched" from "the club" usiku. And both see nothing wrong with this




Oh yess! That's actually romantic between a man and a wife So is faithfulness, fidelity, love, flowers, gifts, dinner dates, romantic walks together and so much more.


Yessir! How many baby mamas do you have? Be honest!


You will be the first victim of the STDs na hizo tambia zako bofu. In five years time if you disappear from Wazoo we will thank you for "creating more space" for the rest of us




Going to Positano together on our honeymoon to walk the quaint streets and beaches fuaaaa holding hands pamoja is way better than watching pundas at Safariwalk IMHO. Romance 101 . Church is fun if you are a believer but of course you are not one so you wouldn't understand. Church is in fact 100 times more fun than Positano or any other trip for that matter!




I notice you deftly avoided responding to this one. I wonder why




Agreed


On what planet baba?
Our born again girlfriends/fiancees/wives will be right there beside us during the same crusades



Oh yes there is
Does dipping your mjulubeng into a diseased Slay Queen sound "clean to you"?


If "serious" is a euphemism for "Slay Queen" I agree wif ya!



Of course we thank God for life. He is the provider of all things. A born again Christian's identity is not tied to money. Whether it is there or not it doesn't matter. But he is mandated to PROVIDE for his family by scripture. He will not be found spending money on diseased slay queens rather than providing adequately for his home. He does not have to be "rich" to do this. Brokeness does not necessarily mean a non-believer has no money. He could be earning 5m a month but is broke because most of the money goes to fombe, fangi and a gazillion diseased slay queens.




Yes, 100 mamas of the quality I pointed out above whose only requirement is a man with a pulse




Hey, hey, hey please do not insult the real estate sector by calling it "gambling". Especially in our beautiful Dustbowl County!



Ask your wife and just based on your mutambias and attitudes about fornication etc, I bet she can tunga loooong juicy inshas about the troubles she has suffered under you mbradzee. YOU YOURSELF knows this without needing to be told about it papa.



Fangi are worse than mozos my broda. Leave them alone lest you get even more diseases humo humo.

Ni hayo maoni yangu tu!