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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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Tokyo wrote:MugundaMan wrote:Tokyo wrote:How Debate on wife hunting ended up being on mythical false religious stuff Good luck high fiving the likes of Apricot (unmarried atheist whose god is Bertrand Russell (of all people!)), ooombabalt (mr Sunday school toto "questions") and Alphdoti (Ishmaelite bui bui wearer My humble advice is starting looking for a wife when you’re past adolescent stage For your information, your Bible talks about BuiBui... Remove your ignorance: "For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered." Bible, 1 Corithians 11:6 "Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves..." Bible, Song of Solomon 4:1 "Rebekah also looked up and saw Isaac. She got down from her camel and asked the servant, “Who is that man in the field coming to meet us?” “He is my master,” the servant answered. So she took her veil and covered herself. Bible, Genesis 24:64-65 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 9/23/2009 Posts: 8,083 Location: Enk are Nyirobi
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AlphDoti wrote:Tokyo wrote:MugundaMan wrote:Tokyo wrote:How Debate on wife hunting ended up being on mythical false religious stuff Good luck high fiving the likes of Apricot (unmarried atheist whose god is Bertrand Russell (of all people!)), ooombabalt (mr Sunday school toto "questions") and Alphdoti (Ishmaelite bui bui wearer My humble advice is starting looking for a wife when you’re past adolescent stage For your information, your Bible talks about BuiBui... Remove your ignorance: "For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered." Bible, 1 Corithians 11:6 "Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves..." Bible, Song of Solomon 4:1 "Rebekah also looked up and saw Isaac. She got down from her camel and asked the servant, “Who is that man in the field coming to meet us?” “He is my master,” the servant answered. So she took her veil and covered herself. Bible, Genesis 24:64-65 According to the bible men can be naked but women should cover up: 1. Noah drank beer and stripped naked; 2. David danced for God till his clothes fell off; 3. Isaiah preached naked for three years Life is short. Live passionately.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,936
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AlphDoti wrote:MugundaMan wrote:AlphDoti wrote:MugundaMan wrote:jokes wrote:I avoided giving my opinion of this as one man's meat is another man's poison. MugundaMan wrote:in order of priority
1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs. This are not my kind of people. They are extremist and fanatics. Not my cup of tea..
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla. Not a requirement for a wife and if you on insist on this be sure to know it will conflict with point 8.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing. There is good drama and bad drama i would rather drama than a docile woman in the house. What if unapotea na anayamze tu?
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her. You are imposing your standards on someone else. So far from point 1-4 unataka super woman.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere. Personally i prefer a woman who has taste and class and can dress well for her age. If she is young let her be. she looks good and as she knows it. enjoy it wacha wasi wasi. bado ni yako saa hile muko na yeye nyumbani.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo. Get a maid. Learn to cook. The world is changing. I prefer personal hygiene and neatness in a house. kupika she will learn.
7. Does not drink. My brother then look for someone past 50. If she will be well educated. beautiful, exercise as a life style she will be definately be a person who knows what she wants and you cannot deny her.
8. Is not a misguided feminist. With the bachelors degree, beauty and exercise and diet as a life style you have to be joking.
Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between. jokes today I was heading to tao and I see this very pretty ngel with a COMPLETELY SEE THROUGH BLOUSE exposing her bra and goodies fuaaaaa. These are the ngels to run run ruuuuuuun from and never look back. There is no such thing as "good ndrama" ndrama ni ndrama. Imagine a chick who comes home angry all the time and wants to rant and rave for 5 hours non stop about nothing. If that is exciting to you uko taabani dugu yanguni. I bet you do not know alot about what Jesus a.s. said, eh! He said even a look counts as adultery. Your Bible says: "But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart." Matthew 5:28 For the umpteenth time, Your Satan worshiping midget brain will NEVER understand what "looking TO LUST AFTER" means so who can help you? No one!  Stop ogling at women. You are disobeying Jesus. Inspection of 'goods' before sampling is usual to the roving eyes on men, all men. Ask any woman, they will tell you how many times they are 'sized' in day. Including by presumably respected individuals within their circles. That is the reality my fren. Whereas women rarely do the same. In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/20/2008 Posts: 6,275 Location: Kenya
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sparkly wrote:AlphDoti wrote:Tokyo wrote:MugundaMan wrote:Tokyo wrote:How Debate on wife hunting ended up being on mythical false religious stuff Good luck high fiving the likes of Apricot (unmarried atheist whose god is Bertrand Russell (of all people!)), ooombabalt (mr Sunday school toto "questions") and Alphdoti (Ishmaelite bui bui wearer My humble advice is starting looking for a wife when you’re past adolescent stage For your information, your Bible talks about BuiBui... Remove your ignorance: "For if the woman be not covered, let her also be shorn: but if it be a shame for a woman to be shorn or shaven, let her be covered." Bible, 1 Corithians 11:6 "Oh, how beautiful! Your eyes behind your veil are doves..." Bible, Song of Solomon 4:1 "Rebekah also looked up and saw Isaac. She got down from her camel and asked the servant, “Who is that man in the field coming to meet us?” “He is my master,” the servant answered. So she took her veil and covered herself. Bible, Genesis 24:64-65 According to the bible men can be naked but women should cover up: 1. Noah drank beer and stripped naked; 2. David danced for God till his clothes fell off; 3. Isaiah preached naked for three years Ati according to Bible, men can be naked, even the Prophets? If such are the priests, God bless the congregation! "And he (Noah) drank of the wine and he was drunken; and he lay naked..." Genesis 9:21 "...(David) who uncovered himself... in the eyes of the hand maids his servants... shamelessly UNCOVERETH himself" 2 Samuel 6:20
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,212 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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Ishmaelite and Double A you are now both ruining this thread, jameni.
Update on my hunt. Have a date lined up for this weekend. I will grill her like a Nazi interrogator working under Goebbels my friends. Then do an NSIS check on her kindogo kindogo pia if necessary. Dating is like war, mbradzas, no room for taking chances!
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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MugundaMan wrote:Ishmaelite and Double A you are now both ruining this thread, jameni.
Update on my hunt. Have a date lined up for this weekend. I will grill her like a Nazi interrogator working under Goebbels my friends. Then do an NSIS check on her kindogo kindogo pia if necessary. Dating is like war, mbradzas, no room for taking chances! If she doesn't fit you, throw her my way. I specialize in the "ramshackles" of this world If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 1/8/2018 Posts: 2,212 Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
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Swenani wrote:MugundaMan wrote:Ishmaelite and Double A you are now both ruining this thread, jameni.
Update on my hunt. Have a date lined up for this weekend. I will grill her like a Nazi interrogator working under Goebbels my friends. Then do an NSIS check on her kindogo kindogo pia if necessary. Dating is like war, mbradzas, no room for taking chances! If she doesn't fit you, throw her my way. I specialize in the "ramshackles" of this world he he he he he speaking of "ramshackles" I was reading a book that actually recommended the same thing. Ati if you can't get your dream woman just troll the depths of the gene pool (get ramshackles). Not sure if that is very good advice.
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Rank: Member Joined: 6/22/2011 Posts: 561 Location: House
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Swenani wrote:MugundaMan wrote:Ishmaelite and Double A you are now both ruining this thread, jameni.
Update on my hunt. Have a date lined up for this weekend. I will grill her like a Nazi interrogator working under Goebbels my friends. Then do an NSIS check on her kindogo kindogo pia if necessary. Dating is like war, mbradzas, no room for taking chances! If she doesn't fit you, throw her my way. I specialize in the "ramshackles" of this world @MM needs clay to model his own  .  Even The Creator's cant find such in his database. Alternatively he can get a Samantha
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Ngogoyo wrote:Swenani wrote:MugundaMan wrote:Ishmaelite and Double A you are now both ruining this thread, jameni.
Update on my hunt. Have a date lined up for this weekend. I will grill her like a Nazi interrogator working under Goebbels my friends. Then do an NSIS check on her kindogo kindogo pia if necessary. Dating is like war, mbradzas, no room for taking chances! If she doesn't fit you, throw her my way. I specialize in the "ramshackles" of this world @MM needs clay to model his own . Even The Creator's cant find such in his database. Alternatively he can get a Samantha MM needs to manage expectations otherwise hawes pata. What I know is that women don't like men who are dot all "i"s and cross all "t"s. In the meantime, we shall keep munching those decent women he rejects. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/7/2012 Posts: 11,936
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Swenani wrote:Ngogoyo wrote:Swenani wrote:MugundaMan wrote:Ishmaelite and Double A you are now both ruining this thread, jameni.
Update on my hunt. Have a date lined up for this weekend. I will grill her like a Nazi interrogator working under Goebbels my friends. Then do an NSIS check on her kindogo kindogo pia if necessary. Dating is like war, mbradzas, no room for taking chances! If she doesn't fit you, throw her my way. I specialize in the "ramshackles" of this world @MM needs clay to model his own . Even The Creator's cant find such in his database. Alternatively he can get a Samantha MM needs to manage expectations otherwise hawes pata. What I know is that women don't like men who are dot all "i"s and cross all "t"s. In the meantime, we shall keep munching those decent women he rejects. 'Munching' kwani they are food? Mind your language brother. Google .............. munch /mʌn(t)ʃ/ verb gerund or present participle: munching eat (something) steadily and often audibly. "Russell munched his breakfast toast" synonyms: chew, champ, chomp, masticate, crunch, scrunch, eat; rarechumble, manducate, triturate "he munched his sandwich in a dream" Origin In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
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