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Rank: Member Joined: 8/26/2009 Posts: 76
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My! My! my!.... The way this baby rocks 
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Rank: New-farer Joined: 6/1/2010 Posts: 87 Location: Zimbalabala
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IDP wrote:My! My! my!.... The way this baby rocks @ Internally displaced person LOL ....... Umefika na una nyumba je ........... Ati this rate i will start my bentley GT virtual owners club ............ Are the skirts on your back to ........... Does the car drop skirts faster than black ice ............ Are the skirts first rate ladies or 3 rate ladies ...... Please stay tuned for another virtual episode of........ cars we imagine we drive............ Thank you top gear extra ............. for sparking our imagination ...............
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/22/2009 Posts: 7,452
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 2/12/2008 Posts: 1,178
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Once upon a time, in a small town east of marakwet existed a Yatch owners Club. I never knew the ocean spread that far till a friendly neighbour point me to a related fact. The Club members had unintentionally replaced the letters TH with Y and ended up with Yatch. I never blamed them!
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Rank: Elder Joined: 8/1/2008 Posts: 1,432 Location: Marsabit
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ROFLMAO!!!!! @Willing Sambaza whatever it is you're smoking..! @Maichblack,the week after that we can discuss our private cruise ships....Beach houses...etc Nevermind what haters say, ignore them til they fade away - Just live your life
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/13/2008 Posts: 1,565
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hmmm....can I start a "Great Wall 14" Black and White TV" owner club also.
BTW I hear the RR Sport is just eye candy - as a 4x4 it handles like a wheelbarrow filled with water on a rocky road...if I am not wrong there is a review/comparison with other luxury 4x4s....
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Rank: Elder Joined: 11/13/2008 Posts: 1,565
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I think I have seen your Bentley - I once parked my Bugatti Veyron next to it - in fact this guy came up with a kawaida car - a Range Rover Sport - and asked what it cost - I raised my nose and said "About 8 times what you paid for that!" sneering while jabbing a thumb with disdain in the direction of his ride....
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/6/2008 Posts: 632
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@Djinn i have heard that as well but no need to go to the old post, IDP should tell us how it handles, miles to the gallon? by the way whats it's break horse power?? does it under steer?? @leona & Maichblack, can i join my super yatch is caught in the mexican peninsula oil spill so what i'll do i will charter my private jet to JKIA and then will drive in my Aston Martin Vanquish, any one cares for Cuban Cigars??
The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterday's logic.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 2/16/2007 Posts: 2,114
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@ric dees,
Edit thus,
private jet=Gulfstream G500
Cuban Cigar=Harvana
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/23/2008 Posts: 3,017
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Djinn wrote:hmmm....can I start a "Great Wall 14" Black and White TV" owner club also.
BTW I hear the RR Sport is just eye candy - as a 4x4 it handles like a wheelbarrow filled with water on a rocky road...if I am not wrong there is a review/comparison with other luxury 4x4s.... The Range Rover Sport is more a road car and less an offroader, The Vogue is the real Off Roader and its at the top of its game. As to handling, trust me the Range Rover class are as good as any car you will get either in the SUV category or the saloon category. It is the very best in its class. Personally, I would rather join the Porsche Cayenne club, has someone started it. If you want good analysis of cars, check out Edmunds.com "The purpose of bureaucracy is to compensate for incompetence and lack of discipline." James Collins
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Rank: Member Joined: 8/26/2009 Posts: 76
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Ok ok ok am willing to take it all back! ..... 
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Rank: Elder Joined: 7/26/2007 Posts: 6,514
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Chaka wrote:@ric dees,
Edit thus,
private jet=Gulfstream G500
Cuban Cigar=Harvana Havana is the capital of Cuba, not a cigar. You probably mean Cohiba, which is the best brand of cuban cigars, followed by Cuaba, Fidel's personal brand. Trinidad is the rarest of all. All hand made I'm sure. But do I say? Business opportunities are like buses,there's always another one coming
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Rank: Elder Joined: 12/13/2006 Posts: 2,589
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@IDP why back down so quick? If you own the car you own the car. Just like Djinn, I thought the RR Sport was shit offroad until I saw them test drive it on as rough terrain as any just the other day on Top Gear (the episode where it was being chased by a tank) and even the tall Brit was thoroughly impressed (those of you who watch the program know how hard it is for those guys to be impressed) and as a lay man on cars, I though it did pretty well. So before we judge it, let's see it in action as opposed to assuming how it performs. It's most likely not as good as a VX offroad but can still handle it's own. BEER IS LIVING PROOF THAT GOD LOVES US AND WANTS US TO BE HAPPY!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 3/24/2010 Posts: 6,779 Location: Black Africa
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Ric dees wrote:@Djinn i have heard that as well but no need to go to the old post, IDP should tell us how it handles, miles to the gallon? by the way whats it's break horse power?? does it under steer??
@leona & Maichblack, can i join my super yatch is caught in the mexican peninsula oil spill so what i'll do i will charter my private jet to JKIA and then will drive in my Aston Martin Vanquish, any one cares for Cuban Cigars?? Was out cruising in the Indian Ocean last week when some damn Somali Pirates tried to take over my super yatch. But we'd seen them from a mile away on our Doppler Frequency-Modulated radar. I'm also glad I had the latest missiles installed. Blew their mothership to smithereens. It was just a show of grandiose since the Apache hovering above the yatch 24/7 could have handled it GOD BLESS YOUR LIFE
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/19/2008 Posts: 4,268
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you guys... a guy cant appreciate his baby in peace? Lots of smokers in here....LOL
@Ric
Can i hike a ride?
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Rank: Member Joined: 4/14/2010 Posts: 183 Location: Nairobi
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Lean into the side, but you can't speed through Two miles an hour so everybody sees you.  So nice that its nasty, so bangin' its busting,
So slick that its sick, so dope its disgusting!
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 4/16/2010 Posts: 906 Location: Nairobi
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Cars like Range Sport and X6 were made for those people who don't really know their cars, but still want a big, expensive one(very large market).
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 9/11/2007 Posts: 816
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IDP wrote:Ok ok ok am willing to take it all back! ..... @IDP. Kweli you're 'displaced'. Why why why ....do you take it all back? Luxury Performance SUV... air suspension... standard! Whats your baby?... 3.0 V6 ama 5.0L V8? Diesel/Petrol? Colour? If I had one, would have to be Java Black or Stornoway Gray. Sweet!
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Rank: Member Joined: 3/6/2008 Posts: 632
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@Wendz, sure you can i will bring a 50 year old bottle of Balvanie for good measure - 0nly 83 bottles produced in the world, costs GBP 760 for a double how about that...
The greatest danger in times of turbulence is not the turbulence; it is to act with yesterday's logic.
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Rank: Member Joined: 7/25/2008 Posts: 19
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Ric dees wrote:@Wendz, sure you can i will bring a 50 year old bottle of Balvanie for good measure - 0nly 83 bottles produced in the world, costs GBP 760 for a double how about that... http://www.thewhiskyexchange.com/P-291.aspx
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