wazua Thu, Apr 9, 2026
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

38 Pages«<1314151617>»
Wife hunting
AlphDoti
#141 Posted : Friday, January 11, 2019 8:16:36 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
MugundaMan wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
LosAngeles~254 wrote:
...Now I enjoy peace & serenity living alone... dating different chics, driving a bachelor sports car, doing what i wanna do when i wanna do, with who i wanna do it with

Been there done that lifestyle on the fast lane more than a decade ago before I came to Christ.
Time to settle down and get beautiful totos with a beautiful, Godly woman (both inside and out!)

So from your decades of escapades, how many STDs are you asymptomatic carrier?

None as I got tested kitaambo by real hospital not hizo zako za bandia kwako Isilii. They did full panel of STDs and I get tested every year during my annual physical. Besides, I wasn't sleeping around fuaaaaa with everything that moves like kina Mike Ock even before I became a believer.

What about you and your four wives and their looooong sexual histories Laughing out loudly If that is not a recipe for a zillion STDs I do not know what is.

I never had those escapades of yours... Wife neither. We got married decades ago, I was age 24/25 years old. A few days after my graduating from the university, through a traditional manner, and formalized later at AG. I met her when she was in Form 1, I was in Form 4. And she is still my wife of decades, and she has bore me many children. Our children are adults now. Alhamdulillah!!! Read full story here (2014)
MugundaMan
#142 Posted : Saturday, January 12, 2019 2:52:31 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 2,212
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
AlphDoti wrote:

@mugunda, Islam is perfect, Muslims are not, so don't be confused brother.

I hope you understand that what they are doing in that video is not Islamic. And all those participating are violating the rule of Islam which forbids music and free mixing of genders. Those who engage in haram things have sank to the lowest level of immorality!!!! This is the the side effects of copying foreign lifestyles blindly. It is a pity that they do not stop and think of the effects of this kind of music on their deen.

Islam is clear about pork, alcohol, fornication, adultery, mapango wa kando, mixing of sexes, and music & dancing etc are haram things. These are explicitly forbidden to practice according to teachings of Quran and Prophet's sayings (Hadith). Allah (God) will not look at them on the Day of Judgment, and Allah (God) will put them into the Hell fire, unless they repent. As those who repent Allah will accept their repentance.


Ohooo! So muslims are not as "holy" as you paint them to be after all! Now this admission is progress on your part after all! But what good is repentance when they repent to a self contradictory Satanic god who allows them to commit adultery by marrying 4 wives!Laughing out loudly



MugundaMan
#143 Posted : Saturday, January 12, 2019 3:03:34 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 2,212
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
AlphDoti wrote:

I never had those escapades of yours... Wife neither. We got married decades ago, I was age 24/25 years old. A few days after my graduating from the university, through a traditional manner, and formalized later at AG. I met her when she was in Form 1, I was in Form 4. And she is still my wife of decades, and she has bore me many children. Our children are adults now. Alhamdulillah!!! Read full story here (2014)



You trap yourself in your own admissions every single time.
You committed adultery even as a non-muslim by "marrying traditionally" living in sin..then "marrying officially" baadaye then say "you never had escapades"Laughing out loudly . Typical Islamic hypocrisy of justifying sin! And of course implicit in this funny story is the picture you are trying to paint that you never sinned from the day you were born up until you got married which is the funniest lie on earth! My fren your escapading was worse than anyones...you were cohabiting illegally and using cover of a "traditional ceremony" to claim you were married! Give us a break in trying to prove how "holy" you are through works. Again I repeat; this is where you Ishmaelites go wrong big time. No amount of outwardly "good works" that you hypocritically claim to profess can get you into heaven. Christ is very clear; believe in Him or you are doomed to hell where you will wonder why despite your hypocritical "good works" that include lowering your gaze Laughing out loudly you will find yourself burning forever with kina Adolf hitler and all the slay queens you used to look down upon if you do not repent and believe in Him smile The difference between you and me by the way is very little. I am a sinner who is forgiven. You are a sinner who isn't..unless you come to Christ. Na siyo kwa ubaya that I say this. I pray you realise this before it is too late and you will be gnashing teeth in hellfire remembering Mugundaman's words that you rejected in your infinite Satan-provided wisdom.

"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God's one and only Son."
- Jesus (whom you claim to respect) speaking John 3:18.

This is the only one requirement to get into heaven, prior escapades or not, as you well know smile
Shalom


Apricot
#144 Posted : Saturday, January 12, 2019 5:21:06 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 10/26/2011
Posts: 181
Location: Nairobi
Huh, perhaps the infidel can help here after watching these two monotheisms go hard at each other, debating whose monotheism is better than the others! We are just missing the third one; the rabbinic one from which these two monotheisms have plagiarized!

If only each one of you realized that you have defined yourself into an epistemological safe zone where your opponent’s argument cannot reach you, then you would realize this argument is going nowhere. But again it is not the first time you have heard that.

And Shambaman, you are losing your direction; this thread was about getting advice on wife hunting; though I have to admit you really are not taking any. Of what use is an endless banter with Alpha the Imam, on your respective religious beliefs. Are you meeting your goal. These arguments have been around for 2000 years from Tertullian, Marcian, Eusebius to Hitchens and C.S. Lewis, and the arguments are not going away soon.

Remember also that women have their standards too. If they perceive you as petty, pesky and patronizing, they will pass; I can almost guarantee that. Remember it is not just about the gal’s qualities. It is also about yours. I will now refill my popcorn...
First time in history we can save the human race by laying in front of the TV and doing nothing. Let's not screw it up
hamburglar
#145 Posted : Saturday, January 12, 2019 5:59:49 AM
Rank: Member

Joined: 12/17/2011
Posts: 887
MugundaMan wrote:
Sparkly,
imagine marrying any of these rendies, my bradza. Chris Rock once joked that for every tusuppuu bad girl you crave, some man is already tired of her.



She will excite you physically for a week or two. Then the nduramas will start
Ooo give me more money..more more more MOOOOORE!(while she does not work nor cleans nor anything meaningful)
Ooo I got into a fight in the club with another chick.
Ooo by the way I forgot to tell you I have had 10 abortions Sad

And that's before you find out she drinks two bottles of Jameson a night without a hangie the next day, pops pills, has tried cocaine etc etc

You will be VERY LUCKY if the convo does not go beyond hair, nails, "celebs", clubs, clothes, phones and vacations.

Halafu she will show up half naked to your relas places most of the time, exciting your uncles and male relatives as well. See through blouse and miniskirt with thayos exposed fuaaaaa wherever she sits.

And the last time she opened a book was the day before KCSE. The Nairobian and Pulse do not count.

My friend, your babies will come out zombies with brain damage from booze, drugs, shisha and loud music at clubs she was dancing to while PG when all the dust has settled! That's if you are lucky she doesn't abort them behind your back!

And do not forget the cheating. She will be munching a guy a week behind your back with no remorse whatsoever.

And her tattoo of a lion that she got at 18 will look like an emaciated elephant on shrooms by the time she turns 45. Looks are important but a woman who fears God is much better smile

Run baby run from these type of girls!



Dude. Your stereotypes are very condescending. I know a girl who is hotter than the sun, goes out every weekend, drinks, has a tramp stamp on her lower back, talks about nails, hair (Infact has a different weave every week), and shoes (she is a girl after all) comes from a rich stable family, goes to every concert there is and even has karaoke equipment in her house (not flat). Has not been to church in years and is not a pretentious holier than thou girl like some church girls that I know. Knows everything about pop culture and latest music. Dresses in really tight clothes that show her incredible figure. Is the funnest girl and funniest girl you can ever be around. She can have deep conversations but chooses not to because life is too short not to have fun when you can. She is 32 and is a very successful doctor. So yeah, not every girl who you described up there is a bone head loser.

P.s. Her best friend who also parties like crazy is also a doctor. She is literally the coolest chick I know. The two of them can buy all your dustbowl plots and give you pocket money for a year. They are that successful. Stay away from stereotypes my friend.
AlphDoti
#146 Posted : Saturday, January 12, 2019 6:18:59 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
MugundaMan wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:

I never had those escapades of yours... Wife neither. We got married decades ago, I was age 24/25 years old. A few days after my graduating from the university, through a traditional manner, and formalized later at AG. I met her when she was in Form 1, I was in Form 4. And she is still my wife of decades, and she has bore me many children. Our children are adults now. Alhamdulillah!!! Read full story here (2014)

You trap yourself in your own admissions every single time.
You committed adultery even as a non-muslim by "marrying traditionally" living in sin..then "marrying officially" baadaye then say "you never had escapades"Laughing out loudly . Typical Islamic hypocrisy of justifying sin! And of course implicit in this funny story is the picture you are trying to paint that you never sinned from the day you were born up until you got married which is the funniest lie on earth! My fren your escapading was worse than anyones...you were cohabiting illegally and using cover of a "traditional ceremony" to claim you were married! Give us a break in trying to prove how "holy" you are through works. Again I repeat; this is where you Ishmaelites go wrong big time. No amount of outwardly "good works" that you hypocritically claim to profess can get you into heaven. Christ is very clear; believe in Him or you are doomed to hell where you will wonder why despite your hypocritical "good works" that include lowering your gaze Laughing out loudly you will find yourself burning forever with kina Adolf hitler and all the slay queens you used to look down upon if you do not repent and believe in Him smile The difference between you and me by the way is very little. I am a sinner who is forgiven. You are a sinner who isn't..unless you come to Christ. Na siyo kwa ubaya that I say this. I pray you realise this before it is too late and you will be gnashing teeth in hellfire remembering Mugundaman's words that you rejected in your infinite Satan-provided wisdom.

"Whoever believes in him is not condemned, but whoever does not believe stands condemned already because they have not believed in the name of God's one and only Son."
- Jesus (whom you claim to respect) speaking John 3:18.

This is the only one requirement to get into heaven, prior escapades or not, as you well know smile
Shalom

You did not read the details in the link. During those days, escapades were not orfinary kije your time. Our time, peopke coukd even be betrothed to girl and not touch until marriage. Ask your father. 99% of chikdren those days were product of marriage.

Marriage is not papers my fren. Marriage is consent from girl, consent from guardian, witnesses, and mahr (dowry)... Noah, Abraham, Moses, David, Joseph the husband to Mary mother of Jesus did not go to tge AG for a certificate, etc etc. Were they sinning?
AlphDoti
#147 Posted : Saturday, January 12, 2019 6:21:57 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 6/20/2008
Posts: 6,275
Location: Kenya
MugundaMan wrote:
AlphDoti wrote:

@mugunda, Islam is perfect, Muslims are not, so don't be confused brother.

I hope you understand that what they are doing in that video is not Islamic. And all those participating are violating the rule of Islam which forbids music and free mixing of genders. Those who engage in haram things have sank to the lowest level of immorality!!!! This is the the side effects of copying foreign lifestyles blindly. It is a pity that they do not stop and think of the effects of this kind of music on their deen.

Islam is clear about pork, alcohol, fornication, adultery, mapango wa kando, mixing of sexes, and music & dancing etc are haram things. These are explicitly forbidden to practice according to teachings of Quran and Prophet's sayings (Hadith). Allah (God) will not look at them on the Day of Judgment, and Allah (God) will put them into the Hell fire, unless they repent. As those who repent Allah will accept their repentance.

Ohooo! So muslims are not as "holy" as you paint them to be after all! Now this admission is progress on your part after all! But what good is repentance when they repent to a self contradictory Satanic god who allows them to commit adultery by marrying 4 wives!Laughing out loudly

All the married prophets of tge Lord God had several wives...

Solomon had hundreds of wives

David had about twelve wives

Moses had three wives...

Abraham had three wives.

And God called Abraham my friend. Father of faith. Did Abraham commit adultery?
Spikes
#148 Posted : Saturday, January 12, 2019 6:59:33 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 9/20/2015
Posts: 2,811
Location: Mombasa
hamburglar wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
Sparkly,
imagine marrying any of these rendies, my bradza. Chris Rock once joked that for every tusuppuu bad girl you crave, some man is already tired of her.



She will excite you physically for a week or two. Then the nduramas will start
Ooo give me more money..more more more MOOOOORE!(while she does not work nor cleans nor anything meaningful)
Ooo I got into a fight in the club with another chick.
Ooo by the way I forgot to tell you I have had 10 abortions Sad

And that's before you find out she drinks two bottles of Jameson a night without a hangie the next day, pops pills, has tried cocaine etc etc

You will be VERY LUCKY if the convo does not go beyond hair, nails, "celebs", clubs, clothes, phones and vacations.

Halafu she will show up half naked to your relas places most of the time, exciting your uncles and male relatives as well. See through blouse and miniskirt with thayos exposed fuaaaaa wherever she sits.

And the last time she opened a book was the day before KCSE. The Nairobian and Pulse do not count.

My friend, your babies will come out zombies with brain damage from booze, drugs, shisha and loud music at clubs she was dancing to while PG when all the dust has settled! That's if you are lucky she doesn't abort them behind your back!

And do not forget the cheating. She will be munching a guy a week behind your back with no remorse whatsoever.

And her tattoo of a lion that she got at 18 will look like an emaciated elephant on shrooms by the time she turns 45. Looks are important but a woman who fears God is much better smile

Run baby run from these type of girls!



Dude. Your stereotypes are very condescending. I know a girl who is hotter than the sun, goes out every weekend, drinks, has a tramp stamp on her lower back, talks about nails, hair (Infact has a different weave every week), and shoes (she is a girl after all) comes from a rich stable family, goes to every concert there is and even has karaoke equipment in her house (not flat). Has not been to church in years and is not a pretentious holier than thou girl like some church girls that I know. Knows everything about pop culture and latest music. Dresses in really tight clothes that show her incredible figure. Is the funnest girl and funniest girl you can ever be around. She can have deep conversations but chooses not to because life is too short not to have fun when you can. She is 32 and is a very successful doctor. So yeah, not every girl who you described up there is a bone head loser.

P.s. Her best friend who also parties like crazy is also a doctor. She is literally the coolest chick I know. The two of them can buy all your dustbowl plots and give you pocket money for a year. They are that successful. Stay away from stereotypes my friend.


I've interacted with many ladies whose dress code from nun-like to slayqueen...And what I've learnt from the two camps is amazing brada dustbowl...Never judge a book by it's cover...The group branded slayqueens mostly tend to reason better than the religiously holier than thou girls.
John 5:17 But Jesus replied, “My Father is always working, and so am I.”
MugundaMan
#149 Posted : Saturday, January 12, 2019 7:47:16 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 2,212
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
Apricot wrote:
Huh, perhaps the infidel can help here after watching these two monotheisms go hard at each other, debating whose monotheism is better than the others! We are just missing the third one; the rabbinic one from which these two monotheisms have plagiarized!

If only each one of you realized that you have defined yourself into an epistemological safe zone where your opponent’s argument cannot reach you, then you would realize this argument is going nowhere. But again it is not the first time you have heard that.

And Shambaman, you are losing your direction; this thread was about getting advice on wife hunting; though I have to admit you really are not taking any. Of what use is an endless banter with Alpha the Imam, on your respective religious beliefs. Are you meeting your goal. These arguments have been around for 2000 years from Tertullian, Marcian, Eusebius to Hitchens and C.S. Lewis, and the arguments are not going away soon.

Remember also that women have their standards too. If they perceive you as petty, pesky and patronizing, they will pass; I can almost guarantee that. Remember it is not just about the gal’s qualities. It is also about yours. I will now refill my popcorn...


Apricot resurfaces from the dead Laughing out loudly Karibu dada.
You wouldn't understand why religious beliefs are at the core of finding a wife because you are a dyed in the wool atheist whose god is Bertrand Russell, Nietzsche and similar satanists! Are you yourself married? As for "women having their standards" of course they do, I deal with them every day and turn down offers aplenty so how is this news to me? smile
MugundaMan
#150 Posted : Saturday, January 12, 2019 7:49:16 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 2,212
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
hamburglar wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
Sparkly,
imagine marrying any of these rendies, my bradza. Chris Rock once joked that for every tusuppuu bad girl you crave, some man is already tired of her.



She will excite you physically for a week or two. Then the nduramas will start
Ooo give me more money..more more more MOOOOORE!(while she does not work nor cleans nor anything meaningful)
Ooo I got into a fight in the club with another chick.
Ooo by the way I forgot to tell you I have had 10 abortions Sad

And that's before you find out she drinks two bottles of Jameson a night without a hangie the next day, pops pills, has tried cocaine etc etc

You will be VERY LUCKY if the convo does not go beyond hair, nails, "celebs", clubs, clothes, phones and vacations.

Halafu she will show up half naked to your relas places most of the time, exciting your uncles and male relatives as well. See through blouse and miniskirt with thayos exposed fuaaaaa wherever she sits.

And the last time she opened a book was the day before KCSE. The Nairobian and Pulse do not count.

My friend, your babies will come out zombies with brain damage from booze, drugs, shisha and loud music at clubs she was dancing to while PG when all the dust has settled! That's if you are lucky she doesn't abort them behind your back!

And do not forget the cheating. She will be munching a guy a week behind your back with no remorse whatsoever.

And her tattoo of a lion that she got at 18 will look like an emaciated elephant on shrooms by the time she turns 45. Looks are important but a woman who fears God is much better smile

Run baby run from these type of girls!



Dude. Your stereotypes are very condescending. I know a girl who is hotter than the sun, goes out every weekend, drinks, has a tramp stamp on her lower back, talks about nails, hair (Infact has a different weave every week), and shoes (she is a girl after all) comes from a rich stable family, goes to every concert there is and even has karaoke equipment in her house (not flat). Has not been to church in years and is not a pretentious holier than thou girl like some church girls that I know. Knows everything about pop culture and latest music. Dresses in really tight clothes that show her incredible figure. Is the funnest girl and funniest girl you can ever be around. She can have deep conversations but chooses not to because life is too short not to have fun when you can. She is 32 and is a very successful doctor. So yeah, not every girl who you described up there is a bone head loser.

P.s. Her best friend who also parties like crazy is also a doctor. She is literally the coolest chick I know. The two of them can buy all your dustbowl plots and give you pocket money for a year. They are that successful. Stay away from stereotypes my friend.


Disqualified already. Run from this slay queen, my braddah! Read my description you call a "stereotype" above carefully then tell me if the tabias of the "two doctors" more or less match. And be honest!
38 Pages«<1314151617>»
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Copyright © 2026 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.