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washiku wrote:A handsome man went into a hotel and asked to see the boss. When the boss came, the story began. -The client: is room 39 vacant? -The boss: yes, sir. -The client: can I book it? -The boss: of course you can. -The client: thank you. Before going to the room, the client asked the boss to provide him with a black knife, a white thread 39 cm and an orange 73g. The boss agreed though he was surprized at the weird things the client asked to have. The client went into his room, he didn't ask for food or anything else. Unfortunately for the boss, his room was next to room 39. After midnight, the boss heard strange voices and noise in that client's room. Voices of wild animals and of utensils and dishes being thrown on the floor. The boss didn't sleep that night. He kept thinking and wondering what might be the source of the noise. In the morning, when the client handed the keys to the boss, the latter asked to see the room first. He went to the room and found everything alright. Nothing unusual. He even found the thread, the black knife and the orange on the table. The client paid the bill and gave the bellboys a very good tip and left the hotel smiling. The boss was in a shock but he didn't reveal what he heard to the bellboys. In fact, he started to doubt himself. After one year, the client showed up again. He asked to see the boss again. The boss was in a puzzle. The client asked the same things: room 39, black knife, white thread 39cm and an orange 73g. This time, the boss wanted to know the truth by all means possible. He spent a sleepless night, waiting for something to happen. After midnight, the same voices and noises started, this time louder and more indecipherable than the year before. Again, before leaving, the client paid his bill and left a large tip on the table for the bellboys. The smile didn't leave his face. The boss started searching for the meaning of everything the client asked to have. Why did he ask room 39? why the white thread? why the black knife??? In fact, the boss didn't arrive to any convincing answer to all these questions. The boss now was eagerly waiting for the month of March, the month in which the client showed up. To his surprise, on the first day of March, the same client showed up. He asked the same questions. Wanted to book the same room, wanted to have the same things as before. The boss again heard the same noises, this time more louder than before. In the morning, when the client was leaving the hotel, the boss apologized politely to the client and asked to know the secret behind the noises in the room. -''If I tell you the secret, do you promise to never reveal it to anyone else?'' -''I promise I will never let anyone know''. -''Swear'' -''I swear I won't reveal your secret'' So finally, the client revealed his secret to the boss. Unfortunately, the boss was a sincere person. Until now he hasn't revealed his secret to anyone. When he does, I will let you know...๐ ๐ ๐ why are you being a dickhead @washiku? lost valuable time of my life reading, time that I will never recover If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Wafula bought a new Toyota Premio car. He drives the car perfectly well during the day but at night the car just won't move. He tried everything and still no luck. He then called the Toyota dealers and they sent out a technician . Technician: "Mr. Wafula, Are you sure you use the right gears?" Livid with anger, Wafula replied: "Of course I always tu, how else tu you think it moves during the day? I'm not stupid!!!" The technician asked Wafula to tell him how he selects the gears. Wafula: "I use 'D' during the day and 'N' during the night." ๐ณ ๐ณ ๐ ๐ The technician is still rolling on the ground... laughing!!! ๐
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Interviewer: How much milk do these cows give? Farmer: Which one? The Black one or the brown one? Interviewer: Brown one. Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer: And the black one? Farmer: A couple of litres per day. Interviewer(naturally a bit flummoxed): I see. What do you give them to eat? Farmer: Which one? Black or brown? Interviewer: Black. Farmer: It eats grass. Interviewer: And the other one? Farmer: Grass. Interviewer(now annoyed) : Why do you keep asking which one when the answers are the same?! Farmer: Because the black oneโs mine. Interviewer: Oh, and the brown one? Farmer: Itโs also mine.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 5/25/2012 Posts: 4,105 Location: 08c
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Stolen from twitter...... Just for laughs Quote:If Raila wants to win anything, asikule breakfast na lunch, atashinda njaa Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
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Rank: Elder Joined: 6/23/2009 Posts: 13,540 Location: nairobi
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Pesa Nane wrote:Stolen from twitter...... Just for laughs Quote:If Raila wants to win anything, asikule breakfast na lunch, atashinda njaa Lol HF 90,000 ABP 3.83; KQ 414,100 ABP 7.92; MTN 23,800 ABP 6.45
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A friend confided in me how their pension accounts with a company were h hacked and the money therein siphoned Me: what evidence do you have? Friend: (in a conspiratorial attitude) Here Then shows this message in phone "Warning: mysql_connect(): Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/tmp/mysql.sock' (2) in /usr/local/zend/apache2/htdocs/*****/branches.php on line 85 Could not connect: Can't connect to local MySQL server through socket '/tmp/mysql.sock' (2)" Then says: "si unaona, mysql imeiba thru the socket" I care!
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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Uhuru Kenyatta met the top girl in the just released kcpe results and told her she can be a President too, Meanwhile, Am being told those below 100 Marks tomorrow are also meeting Joho to assure them they can also be Governor Waki encourage, tuna encourage
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 12/4/2009 Posts: 1,982 Location: matano manne
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washiku wrote:Uhuru Kenyatta met the top girl in the just released kcpe results and told her she can be a President too, Meanwhile, Am being told those below 100 Marks tomorrow are also meeting Joho to assure them they can also be Governor Waki encourage, tuna encourage
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Rank: Elder Joined: 10/4/2006 Posts: 13,821 Location: Nairobi
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Rank: Chief Joined: 5/9/2007 Posts: 13,095
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BREAKING NEWS Uhuru welcomes his first grandchild, rumours all over says that the child was born not accordance with the law hence the birth is null and void but some say that the remaining days woudn't have affected the outcome. Meanwhile NASA is set to hold a parallel delivery this evening at Nairobi hospital. Wakizaa Tunazaa
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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I find this funny Quote:Have you ever been on a flight and heard an announcement by the airline crew, โIs there a doctor on board?โโ and you had to step forward to save someoneโs life?
(Chuckles) No, but it happened to one of my colleagues, Dr Dawood, the guy of Surgeons Diary. He was my teacher and a good friend. He was on a flight once and he resuscitated somebody who was having a heart attack. The guy later sued him because he broke three of his ribs, a common occurrence in CPR. So for that reason, I usually donโt look forward to being in a flight like that. If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Elder Joined: 3/18/2011 Posts: 12,069 Location: Kianjokoma
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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Rank: Veteran Joined: 10/8/2008 Posts: 1,575
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Rank: User Joined: 8/15/2013 Posts: 13,237 Location: Vacuum
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Quote:Wakihesabu, tunahesabu,wakipeperusha matokeo, tunapeperusha,wakitangaza tunatangaza,walituibia kura, tunawaibia president If Obiero did it, Who Am I?
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