@m2c & sparkly, why not start your own bank?
Financial plan as follows:
Core Capital (1bn), Systems (2bn), Licences (100m), Branches & furniture (100m), poaching staff from other banks (500m)
Use balance 87.2bn as a deposit in the new bank and start making money!
Investment banking is ever better than this.
A bad day fishing is better than a good day at work