wazua Fri, Apr 10, 2026
Welcome Guest Search | Active Topics | Log In

38 Pages«<34567>»
Wife hunting
Angelica _ann
#41 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 10:20:15 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 12/7/2012
Posts: 11,936
MugundaMan wrote:
My dream woman..





Hii ni kama Jubilee & the Galana Kulalu promise, utangoja kweli kweli - utashangaa Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
washiku
#42 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 11:13:41 PM
Rank: Chief

Joined: 5/9/2007
Posts: 13,095
masukuma wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.

Kama ako na hizo zote... how is she not married or spoken for? if ako na hizo quality zote - what makes you think she will reply to some random guy on the internet?


Applause Applause
sparkly
#43 Posted : Wednesday, January 09, 2019 11:29:05 PM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 9/23/2009
Posts: 8,083
Location: Enk are Nyirobi
@Mugundaman are you looking for a wife or your "mother"?

Men grow up seeing the caring, loving, nourishing, conservative, wise, understanding, prudish sides of their mothers. They expect the same from their wives.

They forget the same woman is a freak, a godess, an angel, a drama queen, a prima donna to their father. Your wife might be the Bishop at Church but in the bedroom, she should be free to be your bit**.
Life is short. Live passionately.
Tokyo
#44 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 4:24:10 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 10/9/2006
Posts: 1,502
MugundaMan wrote:
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.

9. With less than 2 kids
work to prosper
MugundaMan
#45 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 4:31:40 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 2,212
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
Angelica _ann wrote:


Hii ni kama Jubilee & the Galana Kulalu promise, utangoja kweli kweli - utashangaa Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly


Double A,
women like you cannot even come close to qualifying so I understand how you can think this is impossible Laughing out loudly I should introduce you to QUALITY women which clearly you have no clue exist anywhere near you!
MugundaMan
#46 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 4:34:06 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 2,212
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
Tokyo wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.

9. With less than 2 kids


Kids are a bit tricky, especially if their daddy is a regular in the picture! Then if it does not work out for any reason you have several broken hearts in your hands!
MugundaMan
#47 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 4:37:01 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 2,212
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
sparkly wrote:
@Mugundaman are you looking for a wife or your "mother"?

Men grow up seeing the caring, loving, nourishing, conservative, wise, understanding, prudish sides of their mothers. They expect the same from their wives.

They forget the same woman is a freak, a godess, an angel, a drama queen, a prima donna to their father. Your wife might be the Bishop at Church but in the bedroom, she should be free to be your bit**.



Sparkly,
Where in my requirements did I say I am looking for a prudish wife Laughing out loudly
Mark you passionate, explosive sex is VERY IMPORTANT between man and wife according to the Bible. Fornication, adultery, whoremongering, obscenity, walking around half naked in public etc etc is what is sinful smile
MugundaMan
#48 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 4:39:34 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 2,212
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
washiku wrote:


Applause Applause



Jamaa, you are back from the loneliness of your gazilion unresponded to threads/comments to post your usual empty emojis again? Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
Karibu to MugundamanVille and please make yourself very comfortable Laughing out loudly
Tokyo
#49 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 4:49:58 AM
Rank: Veteran

Joined: 10/9/2006
Posts: 1,502
MugundaMan wrote:
Tokyo wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
in order of priority

1. Believer in Christ. And I do not mean a fake one whose daily life is grossly not consistent with their beliefs
2. Bachelor's degree minimum. Makes her own mulla.
3. Bila ndrama. The worst thing a man wants is to come home to ngelele fuaaaaaaaa 24/7 mostly about nothing
4. Good looking (or at least well above average in looks). Nice shape and body. Not fat, takes care of her body, exercise and healthy eating is a lifestyle for her.
5. Respectful and respectable. Does not dress or think like a slay queen. Ati super tight tight tiiiiiiiight manenos and seeing shilling signs everywhere.
6. Can cook. Everything fades but hunger is forever. We cannot starve in our house oo
7. Does not drink.
8. Is not a misguided feminist

Hayo tu. Very simple requirements.
Are there any such radies left on this here our Kiinya?
A lady friend of mine laughed for almost a minute telling me my fren huwezi pata huyo hapa hii Kenya yitu. But I think they are still out there, albeit few and far between.

9. With less than 2 kids


Kids are a bit tricky, especially if their daddy is a regular in the picture! Then if it does not work out for any reason you have several broken hearts in your hands!


Mr Mugundasingleman. My advice is study Japanese and chances of getting your dream woman as per your list is very possible.
work to prosper
MugundaMan
#50 Posted : Thursday, January 10, 2019 4:54:28 AM
Rank: Elder

Joined: 1/8/2018
Posts: 2,212
Location: DC (Dustbowl County)
Sparkly,
imagine marrying any of these rendies, my bradza. Chris Rock once joked that for every tusuppuu bad girl you crave, some man is already tired of her.



She will excite you physically for a week or two. Then the nduramas will start
Ooo give me more money..more more more MOOOOORE!(while she does not work nor cleans nor anything meaningful)
Ooo I got into a fight in the club with another chick.
Ooo by the way I forgot to tell you I have had 10 abortions Sad

And that's before you find out she drinks two bottles of Jameson a night without a hangie the next day, pops pills, has tried cocaine etc etc

You will be VERY LUCKY if the convo does not go beyond hair, nails, "celebs", clubs, clothes, phones and vacations.

Halafu she will show up half naked to your relas places most of the time, exciting your uncles and male relatives as well. See through blouse and miniskirt with thayos exposed fuaaaaa wherever she sits.

And the last time she opened a book was the day before KCSE. The Nairobian and Pulse do not count.

My friend, your babies will come out zombies with brain damage from booze, drugs, shisha and loud music at clubs she was dancing to while PG when all the dust has settled! That's if you are lucky she doesn't abort them behind your back!

And do not forget the cheating. She will be munching a guy a week behind your back with no remorse whatsoever.

And her tattoo of a lion that she got at 18 will look like an emaciated elephant on shrooms by the time she turns 45. Looks are important but a woman who fears God is much better smile

Run baby run from these type of girls!

38 Pages«<34567>»
Forum Jump  
You cannot post new topics in this forum.
You cannot reply to topics in this forum.
You cannot delete your posts in this forum.
You cannot edit your posts in this forum.
You cannot create polls in this forum.
You cannot vote in polls in this forum.

Copyright © 2026 Wazua.co.ke. All Rights Reserved.