Yes Mpenzi. Its him. The other is Sodium. How did you know? Are you an acrossian?

We had a mathematics teacher whom after spoiling the air would tell us to go round the field two times. By the time we came back the air was now clean.

Classes taught by a favorite female teacher always experienced a huge demand for pieces of broken mirrors. Na si ati zilikuwa za kujirembesha.

I can report from the other side... I was a teacher in a girl's school in Nbi.
Ngai fafa! Girls in puberty under raging hormones, and in the presence of a young man make for a very potent combination...they were very crazy, crazy!
Thrown in some young female teachers so pretty I thought they showered with mineral water instead of tap water...never before has a man had so many pine trees within so short a time within such a small place.
Lakini makosa haikufanyika, & luckily it was only a few months before vacation ended and i went back 2 colle.

@Maji maji

>> lol... lovely memories....where was i all this time.

Chem teach always used to add a sssss to every sentence.

...Now, what did we learn last time classssss.

...what is your namessssss.

He had a habit of sneaking under windows, behind doors to catch unsuspecting noisemakers during prep, untill we started saying sssss whenever he was sighted.

'Next week Thursday we have a double lesson but I will not come because I will be having a headache. A very serious headache'

That was Mr Ngena, a very arrogant and lazy teacher who took us for Business Studies and who earned a permament place in my rollcall of teacher notoriety. I wonder kalienda wapi

The fellow never taught me but in his days as the Games Master he would announce that a school team had lost narrowly even when they'd lost 6-0.

My favorite was Muts.The guy couldnt pronounce words with s sound at the end.Thus he would say speed = distant over time.His punishments included fetching water from the river using a spoon.

@skabz, he transferred to a sch in Nakuru.The best must have been Fr Gathongo(Paps).He would allow students into his house where we could watch movies, read books,newspapers and mags.He was also a banker for students and did shopping for them for free.Never seen this kind of dedication with anyone else.