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How do you imagine an SKerian looks like?
nostoppingthis
#141 Posted : Thursday, June 17, 2010 12:58:07 PM
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..and why is everyone trying to figure out Njunge, Wendz and Leone tu? ama it is because they are Elders?

@ Wendz, when a dude says you have a diab, it normally means ni kitu mzuri (proportionate to the mwili)...it is just not the kawaida one :)
the sage
#142 Posted : Thursday, June 17, 2010 4:30:01 PM
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That's true.
kizee
#143 Posted : Thursday, June 17, 2010 5:12:26 PM
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nostoppingthis wrote:
..and why is everyone trying to figure out Njunge, Wendz and Leone tu? ama it is because they are Elders?

@ Wendz, when a dude says you have a diab, it normally means ni kitu mzuri (proportionate to the mwili)...it is just not the kawaida one :)



nostoppingthis- likes to post on wazua, quite mysterious, his name means he is unstoppable, is either a chic or a dude, is either short or tall, is either thin fat or somewhere in between,drinks water sleeps every day and eats food(most likely at breakfast lunch and dinner) is bewteen 1-200 years old...NST how did i fare?
nostoppingthis
#144 Posted : Friday, June 18, 2010 9:27:07 AM
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@ Kizee Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly I wont justify that with a response
akowally
#145 Posted : Friday, June 18, 2010 6:53:01 PM
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This post has made my day literally. We have some funny guys around.

nostoppingthis wrote:
Njunge: I want to disagree with most guys, this guy is below 30 years with alot of contact with the old kyuk wazees from the village and tends to reason like them. By the way, he was spotted at the Gor Mahia vs AFC match last wednesday...ujua nilikuwa nimekaa nyuma yako, we just dont jua each other. That means the guy can still flex his bones

Wendz: mature, outgoing, sexy and juaz what she wants out of life, probably still dating wanting to settle

McReggae: Jaluo Man-U-re fan, extremely arrogant in matters football and is in a pub every weekend to watch a match

Pondi: probably pervert, very quiet and in corporate industry servicing a mortgage

Akowally: a guy late 30's, every Saturday morning, yuko Nairobi west taking his usual brew waiting for his car to be cleaned

Famooz: in a foreign land somewhere making ends meet, probably dating a native black dude of that country

Toxicity/Taz: football maniac, no wonder nyinyi ni wa ingwe

Edge: anapenda nyam chom na pombe yake

Mahegoat: proud of his kyuk origin





@ nostoppingthis

Umeanguka mtihani, funny though.
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mukiha
#146 Posted : Friday, June 18, 2010 7:01:40 PM
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Wa_ithaka wrote:
Mukiha- cardigan-loving ex university lecturer turned moolah chasing consultant. As a result of his former career, he can bore you to tears on any subject. Outlook: kiparara ya masomo is his main distingushing. The remaining hair is dyed black. He likes to wear black leather jacket and has a moustache from his heydays in the 80s.


Only one [and a half] of the above is correct...
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kenmac
#147 Posted : Friday, June 18, 2010 11:06:26 PM
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>> he he he he he.......cracked ribs.
......Ecclesiastes
youcan'tstopusnow
#148 Posted : Sunday, June 20, 2010 7:42:33 PM
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VVS = CHRIS KIRUBI
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Mpenzi
#149 Posted : Saturday, November 13, 2010 2:24:34 PM
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youcan'tstopusnow wrote:
VVS = CHRIS KIRUBI


No!
VVS=coldtusker
famooz
#150 Posted : Saturday, November 13, 2010 6:00:00 PM
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Wild guesses

Leona -Tall,medium size,round face:) short hair- good looking and loves God.

Wendz - medium height,'plus size' but shapely:)

Ricdees :) medium height,not very dark,and has a few kilos than he should ( Ric Dees this is just my imagination), passionate about family and issues - generally

Mukiha- family man,5.6 ,with a small kitambi:),dresses officially not necessarily in a suit.

Magigi- Short but wants us to think he is tall and slim but with a tumbo. Ok looks


Jitetee- tall,good looking,thinker and very eloquent,well at least from his posts. In his mid 30's

Pound foolish- in his early 30's fun loving Kenyan ,slim, wears his trousers way below his waist:)

Kusadikika, short guy,always thinking about lungula :)......meaning that he is not having any ( well this has nothing to do with what he looks like)

Kularaha same features like Kusadikika but kularaha seems a bit restrained

:)



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