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MugundaMan
#1 Posted : Sunday, September 30, 2018 7:31:41 PM
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This article will make you all very happy. Henjoy.

Na msiseme "Mugundaman is Kamanu, the Pope, your neighbour's cat and Idi Amin resurrected all conspiring on Wazoo to sell plots!"

https://biznakenya.com/how-kenyans-get-conned/

Quote:
How Kenyans get conned: The following is an illustration of how thousands of Kenyans have been getting conned by land selling companies who allegedly sell cheap plots that are commonly disguised as prime parcels. It’s author is unknown:

“Somewhere far from Nairobi , there is cheap barren wilderness lying Idle .Then Kamanu of Kamanu Properties Ltd gets wind of it from his “investment scouts ” .

Kamanu buys 2 Acres of the land for Sh. 200,000 per acre from the peasant owner pretending to be working for a church based NGO. Kamanu Subdivides the land into 14 plots .

He plans to sell each plot for Sh. 350,000 . If each plot is bought ,Kamanu will make a kill of Sh. 4.5 million. But how will he sell the plots in the middle of nowhere? And to who?

This is how…

Lease a 42 Seater bus and fill it with 20 fake buyers. Each fake buyer is supposed to come with one potential buyer amounting to 20 potential buyers . The fooling line is “TRANSPORT AND FOOD IS FREE ” Each fake buyer is paid Sh. 5,000 per trip.

In total Kamanu spends roughly Sh. 140,000 per trip , that includes transport, food and fake buyers’ fees.

On site, the fake buyers are supposed to “show a lot of interest on the plots ” and the majority will buy quickly, giving out fake cheques to Kamanu on the point for full amount of Sh. 350,000 .

The target is to have at least 2 potential buyers duped into buying the plots . In total, Kamanu plans to have at most 7 such trips with different potential buyers but same fake ones. At the end Kamanu will have spent a total of roughly Sh. 1.4 million, including the price of the land and fake trips , Making a profit of Sh. 3.5 million within 2 months .
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Whatever the buyers will do with those pieces of wilderness, it’s none of Kamanu’s business.”


Coolbull
#2 Posted : Monday, October 01, 2018 8:33:15 AM
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Despite the kinda of con-game it is important to remember that why it takes place. What could make Kamau risk his money to pull such a move?

He is addressing a need. And as long as such a need exists, Kamau will always make money unless the buyers become wiser by joining hands, approaching the land owner buying the whole parcel then sub-dividing amongst themselves.

In the 70s land buying groups was the norm. Today land acquisition is been spearheaded by private companies.

Kamau keep up. Heaven is not creating more land.
sparkly
#3 Posted : Monday, October 01, 2018 11:25:56 AM
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Let Kamanu do what he does best. I have personally bought and sold land and my experience is as follows:

1. Getting big pieces of 2 Acres and above is not easy. It takes time to scout for the land, negotiate prices, enter into agreement, placate spouses & relatives, subdivide, register transfer, subdivide further and process the individual titles. Whatever profit Kamanu earns is well deserved.

2. Many people are comfortable buying plots with ready title at a premium where the hard lifting has been done for them.
Life is short. Live passionately.
MugundaMan
#4 Posted : Monday, October 01, 2018 8:28:07 PM
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@ Coolbull & @Sparkly,
Exactly! And the last time I checked, in a capitalist country like Kenya, selling a plot on a willing buyer willing seller basis is not a crime. This is why I find it amusing that the trio named above are offended that plots are being hawked here by others in an alleged grand "conspiracy" of faceless handles on Wazoo. As if even if it were fact, it is a crime of some sort Laughing out loudly
tony stark
#5 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 5:05:37 PM
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MugundaMan wrote:
@ Coolbull & @Sparkly,
Exactly! And the last time I checked, in a capitalist country like Kenya, selling a plot on a willing buyer willing seller basis is not a crime. This is why I find it amusing that the trio named above are offended that plots are being hawked here by others in an alleged grand "conspiracy" of faceless handles on Wazoo. As if even if it were fact, it is a crime of some sort Laughing out loudly


Ha ha ha ha. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
@Mugundaman are you sure you are not Kamanu?
I agree with you 100% Kamanu has not done a crime or done anything wrong. Willing buyer and willing seller is alright with me.

I do have a problem when @Mugundaman ask the serikali to put a sewage line and a tarmac road in the middle of no where that has no economic value on the tax payers tab. Focus on building roads in areas that need the road to Wajir or Mandera and not in the middle of Nairobi National park conservancy area.

Nonetheless I am happy for you and Kamanu and I hope your buyers remain ignorant and stupid so that you ca grow rich! Nitakuombea Pray Pray Pray Pray
sparkly
#6 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 6:09:21 PM
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tony stark wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
@ Coolbull & @Sparkly,
Exactly! And the last time I checked, in a capitalist country like Kenya, selling a plot on a willing buyer willing seller basis is not a crime. This is why I find it amusing that the trio named above are offended that plots are being hawked here by others in an alleged grand "conspiracy" of faceless handles on Wazoo. As if even if it were fact, it is a crime of some sort Laughing out loudly


Ha ha ha ha. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
@Mugundaman are you sure you are not Kamanu?
I agree with you 100% Kamanu has not done a crime or done anything wrong. Willing buyer and willing seller is alright with me.

I do have a problem when @Mugundaman ask the serikali to put a sewage line and a tarmac road in the middle of no where that has no economic value on the tax payers tab. Focus on building roads in areas that need the road to Wajir or Mandera and not in the middle of Nairobi National park conservancy area.

Nonetheless I am happy for you and Kamanu and I hope your buyers remain ignorant and stupid so that you ca grow rich! Nitakuombea Pray Pray Pray Pray


@MugundaMan's enthusiasm reminds me of Optiven.
Life is short. Live passionately.
sparkly
#7 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 6:14:02 PM
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MugundaMan wrote:
@ Coolbull & @Sparkly,
Exactly! And the last time I checked, in a capitalist country like Kenya, selling a plot on a willing buyer willing seller basis is not a crime.This is why I find it amusing that the trio named above are offended that plots are being hawked here by others in an alleged grand "conspiracy" of faceless handles on Wazoo. As if even if it were fact, it is a crime of some sort Laughing out loudly


Is this an admission to running 3-4 handles to sell your plots?
Life is short. Live passionately.
tony stark
#8 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 7:50:35 PM
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sparkly wrote:
tony stark wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
@ Coolbull & @Sparkly,
Exactly! And the last time I checked, in a capitalist country like Kenya, selling a plot on a willing buyer willing seller basis is not a crime. This is why I find it amusing that the trio named above are offended that plots are being hawked here by others in an alleged grand "conspiracy" of faceless handles on Wazoo. As if even if it were fact, it is a crime of some sort Laughing out loudly


Ha ha ha ha. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
@Mugundaman are you sure you are not Kamanu?
I agree with you 100% Kamanu has not done a crime or done anything wrong. Willing buyer and willing seller is alright with me.

I do have a problem when @Mugundaman ask the serikali to put a sewage line and a tarmac road in the middle of no where that has no economic value on the tax payers tab. Focus on building roads in areas that need the road to Wajir or Mandera and not in the middle of Nairobi National park conservancy area.

Nonetheless I am happy for you and Kamanu and I hope your buyers remain ignorant and stupid so that you ca grow rich! Nitakuombea Pray Pray Pray Pray


@MugundaMan's enthusiasm reminds me of Optiven.


I thought they are the same person!
MugundaMan
#9 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 7:51:12 PM
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tony stark wrote:
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Ha ha ha ha. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
@Mugundaman are you sure you are not Kamanu?
I agree with you 100% Kamanu has not done a crime or done anything wrong. Willing buyer and willing seller is alright with me.

I do have a problem when @Mugundaman ask the serikali to put a sewage line and a tarmac road in the middle of no where that has no economic value on the tax payers tab. Focus on building roads in areas that need the road to Wajir or Mandera and not in the middle of Nairobi National park conservancy area.

Nonetheless I am happy for you and Kamanu and I hope your buyers remain ignorant and stupid so that you ca grow rich! Nitakuombea Pray Pray Pray Pray



Tony wewe una mambo. When was the last time gava put a new sewer line anywhere? In fact in Jewel in the Crown (Kitengela) we are saving you serious shillingis (and potential cholera outbreaks!) by changaring to put our own after getting tired of gava to do so. I am on the BUY side not the sell side. I do not support Kamanu's methods from a moral point of view but I agree with you, he has committed no crime.
MugundaMan
#10 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 7:53:12 PM
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sparkly wrote:

Is this an admission to running 3-4 handles to sell your plots?

Laughing out loudly
Of course not. There is only one Mugundaman and if you go through all his threads and posts you will not find a SINGLE one on the sell side. Why would I sell pure gold for worthless paper moolah?
obiero
#11 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 10:28:31 PM
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MugundaMan wrote:
sparkly wrote:

Is this an admission to running 3-4 handles to sell your plots?

Laughing out loudly
Of course not. There is only one Mugundaman and if you go through all his threads and posts you will not find a SINGLE one on the sell side. Why would I sell pure gold for worthless paper moolah?

He is @spikes reincarnated

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mkenyan
#12 Posted : Tuesday, October 02, 2018 11:08:23 PM
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tony stark wrote:
sparkly wrote:
tony stark wrote:
MugundaMan wrote:
@ Coolbull & @Sparkly,
Exactly! And the last time I checked, in a capitalist country like Kenya, selling a plot on a willing buyer willing seller basis is not a crime. This is why I find it amusing that the trio named above are offended that plots are being hawked here by others in an alleged grand "conspiracy" of faceless handles on Wazoo. As if even if it were fact, it is a crime of some sort Laughing out loudly


Ha ha ha ha. Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly Laughing out loudly
@Mugundaman are you sure you are not Kamanu?
I agree with you 100% Kamanu has not done a crime or done anything wrong. Willing buyer and willing seller is alright with me.

I do have a problem when @Mugundaman ask the serikali to put a sewage line and a tarmac road in the middle of no where that has no economic value on the tax payers tab. Focus on building roads in areas that need the road to Wajir or Mandera and not in the middle of Nairobi National park conservancy area.

Nonetheless I am happy for you and Kamanu and I hope your buyers remain ignorant and stupid so that you ca grow rich! Nitakuombea Pray Pray Pray Pray


@MugundaMan's enthusiasm reminds me of Optiven.


I thought they are the same person!

nothing so far has disapproved that thought. in fact their reaction to your comment on it points to that being the case.
Pesa Nane
#13 Posted : Wednesday, October 03, 2018 9:14:34 PM
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tony stark wrote:
sparkly wrote:

@MugundaMan's enthusiasm reminds me of Optiven.


I thought they are the same person!


MugundaMan wrote:
I hear you bro. In my experience in this business in our beautiful country, patience is golden. I have bought land in some scary places, got title and forgotten about it. A year later I revisit the place and I'm having trouble finding the plot because so many new developments have come up around it that the place looks completely different! Hitches and glitches are always there in service provision (eg delays in getting title or borehole delivery as you mention) but if you are with a good company like Optiven and others, they always deliver in the long run.

Pesa Nane plans to be shilingi when he grows up.
Angelica _ann
#14 Posted : Wednesday, October 03, 2018 9:21:06 PM
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Pesa Nane wrote:
tony stark wrote:
sparkly wrote:

@MugundaMan's enthusiasm reminds me of Optiven.


I thought they are the same person!


MugundaMan wrote:
I hear you bro. In my experience in this business in our beautiful country, patience is golden. I have bought land in some scary places, got title and forgotten about it. A year later I revisit the place and I'm having trouble finding the plot because so many new developments have come up around it that the place looks completely different! Hitches and glitches are always there in service provision (eg delays in getting title or borehole delivery as you mention) but if you are with a good company like Optiven and others, they always deliver in the long run.



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In the business world, everyone is paid in two coins - cash and experience. Take the experience first; the cash will come later - H Geneen
Kate_Mbarire
#15 Posted : Wednesday, October 03, 2018 10:52:53 PM
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Oh no...don't tell me MugundaMan is that optiven guy???Liar Pray
alma1
#16 Posted : Wednesday, October 03, 2018 11:18:37 PM
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Kate_Mbarire wrote:
Oh no...don't tell me MugundaMan is that optiven guy???Liar Pray


Some of these guys come to wazua without wearing a wisdom cap on..

I mean, you go for Tony Stark and Coolbull. There's a heirachy here for a reason. Wazua has seen everything. When Tony Stark tells you poa kidogo..Unapoa kwanza.

PS...I have no idea if Mugundaman is optiven...But I would not say if I knew....Not talking
Thieves are not good people. Tumeelewana?

MugundaMan
#17 Posted : Thursday, October 04, 2018 1:13:58 AM
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Tudunia twetu tweli tuna mambo.

This obsession with "who Mugundaman is" is fascinating to say the least.
Mara ooo: Migundaman is Kate_Mbarire
Then ooo: Mugundaman is Wukan
Halafu ooo: Mugundaman is rose101
Then ooo: Mugundaman is Mr Optiven because he mentioned Optiven in a post Laughing out loudly

I am waiting to see what you will call me next!

I am very flattered by all the attention smile
Asanteni sana for being very welcoming to me on Wazoo given I have not even clocked one year on this esteemed site.

Kate_Mbarire
#18 Posted : Thursday, October 04, 2018 7:53:51 PM
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@ Alma I totally agree with you.respect well deserved to the wazuans with a wealth of experience ie the likes of yourself,Tony_Stark(dating back 2008 in Wazua),Sparkly,Obiero Angelica and all the elders..in terms of Wazua rank.I extend to you all the best Mugoka harvest of this season from my home county (this is a symbol of respect)...just a little and not too much;substance abuse is unfortunately messing up our youth.

@ Wukan don't worry you're still my favourite smile

PS:at what point does my rank change from new farer to something more grand? ?smile
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