Its time for a thorough audit of guns in private hands and the process of issuing them this country.
A lot of so called licensed gun owners are just big time thugs!

....and on your way out you crush your phone with a hammer, burn your ID, passport, ATM Card, school certificates and anything that can be used to identify you.

Change your name too. Joseph Irungu can as well be Jacton Mwasheghu. Also change religion - vaa kanzu na kofia ya Muslim and do another name change - Mohammad Mwasheghu.

Just lie to everyone including the Sheikh.

Lastly, forget about landing. Ever ever. The day you land somehow your secrets will start leaking out.

Just be a devout Muslim, Mormon,Salvation Army, etc.

Don't waste time going outside the country. Just relocate to a small town and live modestly. No alcohol. No women(Zoea vaseline).

There's rumour in my village that a certain mzee who is putting up houses is using proceeds from Goldenberg - he hid the loot for over 10 years. Anotoa pole pole.

From his photos i have seen, huyo mjamaa anajipenda excess. He likes attention and therefore cannot 'hide' for one month. Plus what he did after the act shows plain stupidity and therefore you guys are asking too much of him.

Glad that we have all these "intriguing" murder puzzles unlike having stupid politics 24/7. Hollywood has landed in .ke.

you cant do that with only kes 6m.

You underestimate Kenyan intelligence. They will find you in less than a day if serious.Thugs get away coz CID will find you,do some extortion & then help you get away.

True he is a man of God...some of us need Jesus to help us forgive such a thing

https://www.kenya-today....er-wealth-and-boyfriend

Tudunia twetu tweli tuna mambo. So let me get this straight;

Monica fake-passie's daughter goes to Juba as a receptionist at Kenya Embassy, meets SS Speaker who munches her, then uses her as a courier to loot his own country dry alongside other generals. "Monix" thus becomes an overnight multimillionaire (perhaps from stealing some of the laundered loot?) or maybe being the front person through whom SS Speaker hides the loot in her name.

Meanwhile on social media she covers her tightly clothed backside by posting fake details about an "interior design" company in Juba (while fake passie claims mara it was a family business, yet ends up exposed as a newspaper vendor turned fake pastor with no business to speak of) and "high level" Kenya embassy post, kumbe she was a tea lady tu paid in Juba wages. She then proceeds to play football at night to show her skills to swarms of ego-boosting "likes" on FB from envious admirers of her lifestyle. Little do they know. And as she engages in her dark underworld dealings, she also has a taste for multiple young big nyahunnyos to fill in the gaps the SSudanese methuselah is sadly unable to.

Meanwhile former soprano singer in church Jowi bin Jowie swings his penis all over the globe from Dubai to Afghanistan and back. Killing for hire and snatching vajayjays including those belonging to sisters of his dates along the way. Maribe is swept away by him, hungry to take a sample of his prick, and to house feed and clothe him to keep it very close by her at all times. After sampling it to her heart's delight, she gets so addicted to it she overlooks that the jobless guy is a trained thug and killer for hire and decides to marry it.

But Slayboy Jowie bin Jowie with no job, no education and no future besides crime, slayboying and bodyguard gigs, continues to swing his penis far and wide in more vajayjays (despite being engaged), conveniently landing in Monica's at some point (reminds me of that skinny slayboy who munched half of Kenya's female MPs including Sabina some time back). The rest becomes history. A gruesome murder follows as psychopath Jowie bin Jowie sees the (alleged) tens of millions of shillings in hard currency belonging to Methusalah, in Monix's possession, as his meal ticket out of his swarms of financial and personal woes.

Corruption,laziness (wanting quick money without working for it), lust & promiscuity, greed, murder, theft, violence, heartlessness. The wages of sin truly is death. Ni kama ndrama ni kama findeo. As I said, tudunia twetu tweli tuna mambo.

Yes bratha, a workaholic never sleeps. This is break/entertainment time to relieve pressure ya kazi.

I almost forgot that one, then ati there was discussion about an out of court settlement. The DPP said there has to be an admission before any case withdrawals - the supreme court later said that the DPP will have a say on any settlement.

Hii Kenya ina mengi