My observation is that meet and kanywaji never mix. That's why I advice you eat before you start the kanywaji. Otherwise if the meat comes much later the risk of choking becomes a few points higher.
One day a man chocked and his peers thought its the effects of alcohol. Mabeste realised he had gone to makueni after laying motionless longer than its acceptable.

Hawa watu wakule pole pole. Anyway, anyone can choke. I hope he has since recovered. He one of our very few sane politicians.

Must be the meat with ligaments that you chew and chew but can't break down. Then you decide to swallow but part of it remains in the mouth while the other part fights to go down the throat.

That kind of meat is not meant to be swallowed, a civilised man spits it on a tissue and throws it away with the bones. You don't eat everything on the plate. Pima aibu ndogo ndogo bwana.

This one couldn't die. Kenyans love him so much. Tulikataa na yeye, Mungu akakubali. So far, he is the only sober senator.

Irungu Kangata the Jah boy abandoned us for Babylon. Jimmy is busy going to watch world cup matches and defending Mwilu.

Kuna senator wengine?.......oh Milly Omanga.