A student is brought in to see the Deputy headmaster for having beaten another student.
Deputy HM: Kichana (Kijana), how many fights have you fought?
Student: 3 sir
Deputy HM: And how many of those fights have you won?
Student: 3 Sir.
Deputy HM, as he stands up and rolls up his sleeves: You must have been fighting cowarts (cowards). Count this your fight number 4.
Before he knows it the student is down and out in a couple of punches.
Headmaster to Student: That tree is more useful than you, it gives us shade!!
Any members here??